Author Topic: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead  (Read 4889 times)

Sarah

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2011, 03:31:14 PM »
For several moments, I really thought we talking about some sort of pizza-cookie hybrid.

Who will be the first to make a giant chocolate chip cookie with pizza toppings? Will the crust be stuffed with cheese or icing?

dominos pizza ad moustache

Steve of Bloomington

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2011, 04:03:20 PM »
The pepperoni is made from 3 meats. It is the Trinity of meat.

Some people are going to focus on how it says "Wyngz". Some people are going to focus on how it says "Wyngz" three times on the front of the box. And some people are going to focus on the dual disclaimer of "white meat chicken fritters" and "with no wing meat" that goes with the use of the terms "Wyngz".

But for me, it's the "7-8 Wyngz approx" that stands out, like they decided, screw it, we can't be bothered to even count how many of these things we shove in the box.

I'm actually focusing on the "Three Meat Pizza."  I only see pepperoni and sausage.  Where's the third meat!

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2011, 04:20:35 PM »
Some people are going to focus on how it says "Wyngz". Some people are going to focus on how it says "Wyngz" three times on the front of the box. And some people are going to focus on the dual disclaimer of "white meat chicken fritters" and "with no wing meat" that goes with the use of the terms "Wyngz".

But for me, it's the "7-8 Wyngz approx" that stands out, like they decided, screw it, we can't be bothered to even count how many of these things we shove in the box.

I'm actually focusing on the "Three Meat Pizza."  I only see pepperoni and sausage.  Where's the third meat!

ground beef and sausage look the same apparently. and ground beef is disgusting, on and off pizzas.
Too soon?

Sarah

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2011, 04:26:11 PM »
Oh, put an egg on it.

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2011, 05:05:41 PM »
A "Y" and a "Z"?  That's being too liberal with ironic consonants.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2011, 07:43:01 PM »
Oh, put an egg on it.

Eggs are also gross.
Too soon?

Sarah

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2011, 07:55:02 PM »
Yes, I know how you feel about them.

Pidgeon

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2011, 08:57:40 PM »
A "Y" and a "Z"?  That's being too liberal with ironic consonants.

Wouldn't the "Y" look really awkward by itself?

Trembling Eagle

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2011, 09:34:24 PM »
when I found out Jack LaLanne died I wept bitterly

then did a few working sets on the bicep curls


Sarah

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2011, 09:44:20 PM »
Can you do that move where you raise both legs off the ground while you're in the push-up position?  I remember being very impressed when I saw Jack LaLanne do that on television when I was wee.

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2011, 01:08:24 AM »
"Who did you call to deliver pizza and cookies at this hour?"

"It's not delivery; it's Digiorno."

Trembling Eagle

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2011, 03:36:35 AM »
Can you do that move where you raise both legs off the ground while you're in the push-up position?  I remember being very impressed when I saw Jack LaLanne do that on television when I was wee.

you must be psychic

that's called a "planche"
I plan on spending the entirety of my midlife crisis
working towards achieving it

Sarah

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #27 on: January 26, 2011, 07:50:30 AM »
Better than buying some car you can't afford, I suppose.  But isn't it a little early for you to be planning on how you're going to handle said crisis? 

Oh well, I guess it doesn't hurt to be prepared.

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2011, 05:15:47 PM »

Trembling Eagle

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #29 on: January 26, 2011, 10:44:44 PM »
Better than buying some car you can't afford, I suppose.  But isn't it a little early for you to be planning on how you're going to handle said crisis? 

Oh well, I guess it doesn't hurt to be prepared.

oh ur sweet

midlife crisis? I'm soaking in it!