Yeah, if you don't like gin, what about vodka martinis? And what are the garbagey drinks on the "manly" end of the scale that you have considered and rejected?
I don't like the taste of alcohol, but sometimes I am encouraged by circumstances to have a drink. I really don't like martinis. Single malt scotch tastes like kerosene to me. By themselves, I know that I don't like any whiskey or whiskey-type beverage, vodka, gin, rum, wine or beer or anything that tastes strongly of them.
I'm not in a position where it would be ok to order what are considered girly drinks (margaritas, pina coladas, fuzzy navels, daiquiris, et c). All this makes social drinking a chore.
The sidecar was ok. I'm going for an Old Fashioned or a Whiskey Sour next time. When I find the one that is at the meeting of the manly and non-liquor tasting curves, I shall plant the flag there.