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Shaggy 2 Grote

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Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« on: January 25, 2011, 01:18:24 PM »
Cosplay
Stage-diving
White Castle
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fonpr

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2011, 01:20:20 PM »
One-armed pushups.

Backbends.
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Sarah

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2011, 01:20:45 PM »
Doubt if I'll get that far, so nahnahnahnahnah.
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yesno

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2011, 01:45:48 PM »
prayer
wife
memories
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JonFromMaplewood

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2011, 02:06:15 PM »
LARPing.

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gravy boat

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2011, 02:33:44 PM »
Any concern about how the younger generations will be able to afford Social Security and Medicare.
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Paul DeLouisiana

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2011, 03:03:36 PM »
Watching Saturday Night Live.
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SJK

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2011, 03:09:26 PM »
Your teeth.

I love this thread!

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Sarah

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2011, 03:25:25 PM »
Sphincter control.
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Paul DeLouisiana

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2011, 03:29:06 PM »
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Steve of Bloomington

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2011, 03:37:30 PM »
Nagging thoughts that maybe you should give law/medical/dental school a shot.
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Sarah

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2011, 03:38:35 PM »
Bikini waxes.
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Alex_from_the_woods

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2011, 04:36:03 PM »
Regular heart-beats
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Sarah

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2011, 04:43:02 PM »
Quote from: Paul DePhiladelphia on January 25, 2011, 03:29:06 PM
Quote from: Sarah on January 25, 2011, 03:25:25 PM
Sphincter control.

Christ!

Actually, sphincter control becomes problematic a lot sooner.
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buffcoat

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2011, 05:02:27 PM »
Ideas that space aliens are hiding behind a comet and that the way to get them to pick you up is to cut off your genitals, dress in tracksuits and kill yourself.
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I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!
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