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fish

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2011, 05:28:08 PM »
memory.
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stephen

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2011, 05:53:53 PM »
Being a professional football player.
Being a professional hockey player.
Being a professional MMA fighter.
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Keith Whitener

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2011, 06:23:00 PM »
My grandmother lived through the Blockage of Leningrad. She still eats like she's under siege. Some things you just don't leave behind!

I meant she's always acting out scenes from that Steven Seagal boat movie. The part about WW2 was just a tidbit about her. Well, I mean, I guess these are both tidbits.
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Chris L

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2011, 06:52:38 PM »
I was gonna say "No Pants subway rides," but that doesn't always seem to be the case.
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fish

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2011, 07:23:19 PM »
memory.
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Joe Rogaine

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2011, 08:17:43 PM »
A spouse
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senorcorazon

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2011, 08:08:44 AM »
Orgies
Dignity
Fear
Did someone say memory?
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Alex_from_the_woods

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2011, 10:54:03 AM »
Quote from: senorcorazon on January 26, 2011, 08:08:44 AM
Orgies
Dignity
Fear
Did someone say memory?

Wait a minute. Are we sure orgies and dignity aren't mutually exclusive? I assume you're under 75. Are you attending a lot of dignified orgies? I'm imagining crotchless tuxedos and I don't like it a bit.
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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2011, 11:23:18 AM »
They may be mutually exclusive but you can still leave them both behind.  I for one expect during my sunset years to renounce orgies in favor of vacantly masturbating in the street.
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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #24 on: January 26, 2011, 01:29:24 PM »
Quote from: cavorting with nudists on January 26, 2011, 11:23:18 AM
They may be mutually exclusive but you can still leave them both behind.  I for one expect during my sunset years to renounce orgies in favor of vacantly masturbating in the street.

Me too, but with dignity.
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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2011, 03:48:18 PM »
As long as you old bats don't think you can still drive, I don't care what you do in the street.
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dave from knoxville

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2011, 03:55:16 PM »
Breathing
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iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #27 on: January 26, 2011, 07:24:00 PM »
strip clubs
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fish

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2011, 08:20:51 PM »
had a really good idea for this thread, but I can't remember...
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iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
« Reply #29 on: January 26, 2011, 08:48:03 PM »
Quote from: fish on January 26, 2011, 08:20:51 PM
had a really good idea for this thread, but I can't remember...

oh...shut the hell up.




now, what were you saying?
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