Depravity's Rainbow 2/1

[B_Buster]

Do you have what it takes to be a Depravity's Rainbow Idol? Can you sing or play a musical (or nonmusical) instrument? Can you tell a joke or do an impression or a funny voice? Can you recite a poem or tell a story (preferably about the pain of living)? Anyone who has ever called into The Best Show to audition before and been summarily gomped, here is your big chance! Call in to audition Tues. Feb. 1 9pm-12am, 201-209-9368. Therese and I will be judging the talent and by the end of the night a Depravity's Rainbow Idol will be crowned.

[dave from knoxville]

Do you have what it takes to be a Depravity's Rainbow Idol? Can you sing or play a musical (or nonmusical) instrument? Can you tell a joke or do an impression or a funny voice? Can you recite a poem or tell a story (preferably about the pain of living)? Anyone who has ever called into The Best Show to audition before and been summarily gomped, here is your big chance! Call in to audition Tues. Feb. 1 9pm-12am, 201-209-9368. Therese and I will be judging the talent and by the end of the night a Depravity's Rainbow Idol will be crowned.

I'm in. Hope you like Greensleeves.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

I will  be calling in late, but I WILL be calling in.  I'll think up a couple song options, in case someone sings my show-stopper before I can get on the air.

[dave from knoxville]

I will  be calling in late, but I WILL be calling in.  I'll think up a couple song options, in case someone sings my show-stopper before I can get on the air.

I already got dibs on Greensleeves.

[gordon!]

vocals or recorder, Dave?

[Eric Fishlegs]

Do you have what it takes to be a Depravity's Rainbow Idol? Can you sing or play a musical (or nonmusical) instrument? Can you tell a joke or do an impression or a funny voice? Can you recite a poem or tell a story (preferably about the pain of living)? Anyone who has ever called into The Best Show to audition before and been summarily gomped, here is your big chance! Call in to audition Tues. Feb. 1 9pm-12am, 201-209-9368. Therese and I will be judging the talent and by the end of the night a Depravity's Rainbow Idol will be crowned.

Would being named Depravity Rainbow Idol help or hinder someone's attempts to become Tom's protege?

[dave from knoxville]

vocals or recorder, Dave?

Key-tar

[JimmyNoodles]

Can you recite a poem or tell a story (preferably about the pain of living)?

Is there something wrong with me for being excited for this?

[JustNicole]

Can you recite a poem or tell a story (preferably about the pain of living)?

Is there something wrong with me for being excited for this?

No, there is something very right about you being excited. I can't wait, myself.

Think we could get PFT to do a recap?

[cavorting with nudists]

It's the funny voices that have me all aflutter.

[not that clay]

Can you recite a poem or tell a story (preferably about the pain of living)?

Is there something wrong with me for being excited for this?

No, there is something very right about you being excited. I can't wait, myself.

Think we could get PFT to do a recap?

Everybody should check those out. They're brilliant.

[Spike]

The best part of last week's DEPRAVITY'S RAINBOW was MOI singing 'GIVE HIM A GREAT BIG KISS' by the Shangri-Las.