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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #105 on: June 28, 2011, 09:14:13 PM »
I saw a brief clip from the first Chyna tape years ago - my eyes have never recovered.  I think it was through Fark, and it was upsetting even to them

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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #106 on: June 28, 2011, 09:30:56 PM »
I saw a brief clip from the first Chyna tape years ago - my eyes have never recovered.  I think it was through Fark, and it was upsetting even to them

Torrenting it right now  :-[ :-\ :'(



Sorry, dude.
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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #107 on: June 29, 2011, 05:30:53 PM »
yeah, that's some rough stuff

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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #108 on: June 30, 2011, 06:18:46 PM »
My two favorite Big/Sycho Sid Justice/Vicious videos:

Goldberg Crushes Sid's Car

Sid Vicous- WHY ME?
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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #109 on: June 30, 2011, 10:44:48 PM »
Sid: LEGENDARY blooper

Those are good, but this is Sid's all time greatest monent.

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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #110 on: July 01, 2011, 10:30:50 AM »
Sid's one of the all-time best awful wrestlers.

However, CM Punk RULES EARTH! He did this during a commercial break at Raw. This is on par with anything Andy Kaufman ever did.

Raw 6/27/11 Ending CM Punk Sings Frank Sinatra "Chicago" After WWE Shoot
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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #111 on: July 02, 2011, 09:44:12 PM »
Sgt. Slaughter & Camouflage ROCKS AMERICA - The Cobra Clutch

As mentioned by Tom on this week's show. The song goes for about 1:40 before Sgt. Slaughter says a word.

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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #112 on: July 03, 2011, 11:39:07 AM »
Sgt. Slaughter & Camouflage ROCKS AMERICA - The Cobra Clutch

As mentioned by Tom on this week's show. The song goes for about 1:40 before Sgt. Slaughter says a word.



Why did the guy who wrote the music let his 9-year-old write the lyrics?


I had a question that I don't know the answer to, since I quit watching wrestling at all sometime in the late 80s (I think).  Was Sgt. Slaughter one of the last "just a regular fat guy" wrestlers?  Dusty Rhodes would be my model here. 

I exclude any fat guys over, say, 6'3" (Big Boss Man and the like) from this question, because they were billed as giants.
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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #113 on: July 12, 2011, 10:44:27 AM »
Speaking of wrestling songs from the 80's...

In the spirit of The Superbowl Shuffle and Get Metsmerised - only way more surreal.

Wrestlerock Rumble

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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #114 on: July 13, 2011, 04:25:02 PM »
Macho Man Randy Savage Tribute Goes Horribly Wrong

Macho Man Tribute

And I’m not just talking about this guy.

Independent pro wrestling shows promoting one thing and delivering another is nothing new, especially when they’re run out of your local hockey complex and advertise shows featuring The Honky Tonk Man, but Florida promoter Dino Puglia has taken it to a new level. His Saturday night tribute show to Randy “Macho Man” Savage in New Port Richey, billed as a fundraiser for All Children’s Hospital and St. Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital, has suddenly become national news based on the fact that it not only milked the legacy of a popular dead wrestler, it milked two huge hospitals full of dying babies. The wrestling industry can get pretty shifty and unseemly, but holy sh**.

    “I’ve stopped answering (Puglia’s) calls, and I don’t want to have anything to do with him,” said Savage’s brother “the Genius” Lanny Poffo, who had given his blessing for the event. “I thought it would be a good thing for my brother’s name, but I regret the outcome and would prefer to distance myself from the stench.”

Of course that quote is paraphrased, as the actual one rhymes and was written on the back of a frisbee.

The “fundraiser” never got permission to raise money for the hospitals, and the promoter says he didn’t raise enough money to cut a check to either charity. Why didn’t he raise enough money? It could have something to do with the fact that nearly half of the people he advertised for the show weren’t there, and some were never supposed to be. Poffo told Puglia that he was occupado elsewhere, but his face ended up on the poster. The Honky Tonk Man was photoshopped in before he was even asked to appear, and has posted a 15 minute phone conversation between he and Puglia on YouTube about false advertising wherein you find out the Honky Tonk Man refers to himself as “Honky Tonk Man” in real life. The situation turned into such an epic clusterf**k that the promoter FAKED A HEART ATTACK so he could leave the show. When you read Fred Sanford territory you know something is wrong.

Wrestler Big Vito LoGrasso, famous for wrestling in a women’s sun dress, shared his thoughts on the show with the St. Petersburg Times. If you think stealing money from children’s hospitals and faking heart attacks was as sad as this story gets, think again.

    LoGrasso called the show “a rinky-dink operation.” There was no sound system, no bell to ring. In honor of the Macho Man, Puglia held marginally observed moments of silence, repeating “ding” into the microphone.

    LoGrasso helped organize the event until he and Puglia had a falling out. Puglia blamed LoGrasso for many of the event’s problems, including the misleading promotions — which LoGrasso flatly denies. Puglia banned LoGrasso from the event, threatening to have him arrested if he showed up.

    “He even deleted me from his friends on Facebook,” LoGrasso said.

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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #115 on: July 13, 2011, 08:57:32 PM »
Got to be careful round New Port Richey.
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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #116 on: July 13, 2011, 10:56:04 PM »
I saw another story about New Port Richey today, but I forgot what it was.  Anything else going on down there, Big F?
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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #117 on: July 14, 2011, 10:32:53 AM »
I never really thought of it until now, but there is definitely more than a little Terry Funk in my mental image of Fredericks.
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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #118 on: July 14, 2011, 10:42:15 AM »
I saw another story about New Port Richey today, but I forgot what it was.  Anything else going on down there, Big F?
Yep.
"Like it or not, Florida seems dedicated to a 'live fast, die' way of doing things."

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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #119 on: July 14, 2011, 11:02:19 AM »
I saw another story about New Port Richey today, but I forgot what it was.  Anything else going on down there, Big F?
Yep.

was it this?

New Port Richey pawn shop fights for 'Pawn Star' name