Whoa, I think this is the sport I would have been trying to invent when I was ten, except maybe the goalie had spring shoes or a bat or something as I imagined it. I would so watch this on TV. I only wish it had been around in the early '90s so there could have been an MTV Rock 'n Jock Kronum Jam. Hammer, Dan Cortese and (surprisingly) Sam Kinison probably would have dominated.
Also, my team will be the Kro-nems.