THE BAN AND THE BANNED.

[HispAfroCzech]

Stupid me...yeah I'm referring to that Geneva.  My bad on that one.

[jimakaclark]

Amadeus. and his gf too.

[HispAfroCzech]

Tom will you allow non-regulars to beg for mercy on behalf of banned regulars?  If so, I would like to make my case Atticus Finch style for no ban on Jason from Huntsville.

Jason was granted a waiver from the ban already.

[bananagrabbers]

Wackiman?  Z-Man?  Larry da Perv?

[JesseFromVegas]

Tom will you allow non-regulars to beg for mercy on behalf of banned regulars?  If so, I would like to make my case Atticus Finch style for no ban on Jason from Huntsville.

Jason was granted a waiver from the ban already.

Oh good!

[cavorting with nudists]

What about Larry the Perv, deah, although he's not that regular anymore deah.

[Tom Scharpling]

John From Maplewood - two weeks
The Greggulator - two months
Dave from Knoxville - three weeks
Bonnaventure - three weeks
Michael K. of the Cynics - NO BAN
Laurie from Miami - ten weeks
James from the bathroom - three weeks
Mike In Manhattan - six weeks
Frank from Weehawken - five weeks
Geneva - three months (for writing me about this matter even though I explicitly said not to write me about it)
Julie from Cincinnati - NO BAN
Wally Wackiman - ten weeks
Z-Man - four months
Larry Da Perv - NO BAN
Amadeus - NO BAN
The H-Man - three weeks
Will Be the Boy - seven weeks

[betheboy]

Will Be the Boy - seven weeks

Got it. I will quietly serve my sentence, listen and support the show and think of ways to contribute in a positive way once my ban has ended.

Judge Scharpling is tough but fair.

[meamsean]

The Mike show side of me takes glee in sweet Geneva's 3 month ban alongside Larry D. Pervison's exemption!

[cavorting with nudists]

Who will break the one-year mark?  The world holds its breath.

[Mr. Spacely]

Tom giving Larry Da Perv a non-ban is his version of Jesus' "love your enemies" ethos.

[gravy boat]

.... I will quietly serve my sentence . . .

I'm imagining these sentenced callers all serving time together.  Obviously, Wally would be the first to get shanked or burned.  I think Be the Boy goes crazy after being put in solitary by Warden AP Mike for refusing to eat 50 hard-boiled eggs. The demonic duo of Frank and Mike would rule the yard for a while but one of them would eventually backstab, I mean that literally, the other.  Ultimately, Laurie would be boss.  Yeah, money talks, especially in the joint.

[cavorting with nudists]

Obviously, Wally would be the first to get shanked or burned turned out.

[DrCam]

This is like the DC reboot, but if Superman was a weirdo who listened to Doo-wop.

[Greggulator]

Are you still keeping the "No calling back-to-back weeks" thing you posted on Twitter? I think that's a great rule, too.