THE BAN AND THE BANNED.

[narwhale]

Once Wally's ban expires he should only be allowed to call in if he can press the phone buttons himself with his felt fingers. This could be a problem if Z-man only has an iPhone, though.

[MiddleBro]

It's fleece, and he would probably never be able to call without at least a little assistance from me.  Is that what you really want?


   -Zach (Big Z)

[MiddleBro]

I think the puppet guy should be allowed to call but only as the puppet. The last call he made he just complained about something, it sucked. Nice that Larry da perv isn't banned.

The last time I called, I told a story about my time at Comic-Con, how I messed up big time, and was able to laugh at myself about it, along with Tom and listeners.  It lead to the directory of the documentary calling in and getting some good laughs out of his back-and-forth with Tom about sending him a copy, all building to the 3(?)-way Heave Ho.  I was not complaining about anything, as I recall, and honestly, I feel it may have been my best call as myself, ever.


   -Zach (Big Z)

[The guest show]

Well i thought that it was very longwinded and without much point (yes you  wanted to see captain america before the showing of the doc and that was a bit of a bad call as mentioned in the show but come on you don't need such a long story to say that) and i thought you were taking yourself too seriously, like not wanting to be called the z-man anymore. Funny first, that's what Tom always says.

[The guest show]

Also i recall some much whinier call where you're also calling as yourself and you talked about getting married. what was the joke there.

[JesseFromVegas]

My goodness, you're still at it!  A for effort, I suppose.

[The guest show]

still waiting for the banhammer.

[JesseFromVegas]

Absolutely adorable.  Keep speaking truth to power, son!

[Christina]

still waiting for the banhammer.

Good bye.

[JonFromMaplewood]

still waiting for the banhammer.

Good bye.

You're doing God's work, Christina.

[Paul DeLouisiana]

still waiting for the banhammer.

Good bye.

When you ban him, qare you banning his IP?

[Christina]

Yes, and his mother's IP, and his father's IP, and his dog's IP, and any of his future children's IPs!

[effecT]

future children's

That is not gonna happen...

[Spike]

seems like, when people get added to the intro (historically speaking), they call less (or completely disappear). I used to think this happened organically. But now I see the hidden hand of tom and all its workings. Man, i wish I coulda been banned. Oh also, found this on that other forum:

Dear Mr Scharpling,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice several tuesdays in detention for whatever it is that we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us not call in and tell you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is

a puppet
and a weirdo
a librarian in training
and a ufc enthusiast
podcast trash
and a rockstar.

Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours, The Regulars Club.

It's time for you to get a life man.

HAHAHAHA  +1

I do not know who "the weirdo" is referring to, but it is definitely not MOI!!!

[Hugman 3.0]

"If this call does not go well you reset the ban for everyone."
Sorry everyone, but I think you gotta reset the ban. This isn't Vietnam. There are rules.
To all those wronged in this unfortunate incident, might I suggest bars of soap in pillowcases?


EDIT: I totally take it back.  Any call that compels Tom to suggest smoking a joint is a winner.
But I'd still recommend a Private Pile-type bunk party to ensure he doesn't put you all in jeopardy again.