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JonFromMaplewood

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Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf eaten by badger
« on: September 14, 2011, 02:53:24 PM »
It is the classic tale that has been told over and over; what Joseph Campbell calls “the Monomyth.”  We hear it in the bedtime stories we tell our children and we see it in the urtexts of the classical Greeks, Mayans, and Inuit alike:

A British dwarf who stars in porno films (and who looks like chef Gordon Ramsay) is murdered and his body is left to rot in some cellar.  Then a badger gets to him.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/the-most-epic-tabloid-headline-of-all-time
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Re: Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf eaten by badger
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2011, 03:47:33 PM »
This thread did not go as expected.
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Re: Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf eaten by badger
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2011, 05:30:32 PM »
I emailed this link to some friends and had a good exchange:

ME: Wow, does he look like Gordon Ramsey.

HIM: The guy or the badger?
 
ME: Wait, there's a badger named Gordon Ramsey?

HIM: Nice.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf eaten by badger
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2011, 06:02:03 PM »
It kinda bummed me out. Sorry.
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Re: Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf eaten by badger
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2011, 08:11:07 PM »
Me, too.

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Re: Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf eaten by badger
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2011, 08:15:53 PM »
It's not even really the badger's finest moment.
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Re: Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf eaten by badger
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2011, 09:04:34 PM »

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Re: Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf eaten by badger
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2011, 09:43:10 PM »

Didn't Colonel Sanders die, like, eight times?
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Re: Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf eaten by badger
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2011, 11:27:48 PM »
You remember Honey Badger's opinion about all this, right? The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall)

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Re: Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf eaten by badger
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2011, 11:28:21 AM »

Didn't Colonel Sanders die, like, eight times?

Sanders, Sanders, a thousand deaths are not enough for Sanders.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf eaten by badger
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2011, 12:04:47 PM »
He takes a'lickin' and keeps makin' chicken.
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