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Paul DeLouisiana

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Re: Unearned Beards Thread
« Reply #30 on: December 16, 2011, 07:59:30 AM »
Unearned:



Earned earned earned earned!:


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Re: Unearned Beards Thread
« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2011, 02:26:14 PM »
I posted a lot in this thread before listening to the show where Tom introduced the concept. I hereby retract most of it. I can't be bothered to go back and look, but offhand I can say that Robert Pollard has definitely earned whatever scruff he wants.
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

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Re: Unearned Beards Thread
« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2012, 04:27:53 PM »
"Another thing that interests me about The Eagles is that I hate them." -- Robert Christgau

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Re: Unearned Beards Thread
« Reply #33 on: January 27, 2012, 08:30:29 PM »
I kinda think these dudes might have actually earned theirs...

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-disney-look-20120124,0,1562450.story

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Re: Unearned Beards Thread
« Reply #34 on: April 15, 2012, 08:30:14 PM »
Earned by sheer weirdness:



Clout beard, I'm guessing. William Empson, poet and literary critic
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Re: Unearned Beards Thread
« Reply #35 on: April 15, 2012, 10:40:42 PM »
Earned by sheer weirdness ....

Sort of a variation on the mullet ... (relatively) businesslike above the chin, a goddamn mess below.
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Re: Unearned Beards Thread
« Reply #36 on: April 16, 2012, 10:49:05 AM »
William Empson wrote a seminal lit-crit book titled Seven Types of Ambiguity. I had a copy of it at one time but never got all the way through it, so I don't know whether "What the hell is that under your chin?" was one of the seven types.
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Re: Unearned Beards Thread
« Reply #37 on: April 16, 2012, 04:02:31 PM »
Unearned:

Soupjam Stevens.



Earned:

Cornel West.


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Re: Unearned Beards Thread
« Reply #38 on: April 16, 2012, 04:33:42 PM »
Economics edition!

Unearned:(no Nobel in sight)



Earned:(aside from his views on eugenics)

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Re: Unearned Beards Thread
« Reply #39 on: April 16, 2012, 04:53:54 PM »
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Unearned:(no Nobel in sight)

Hold on there, Pard.  Admittedly, the Nobel he won in 2008 does not appear in this picture.  But is that what you meant?
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Re: Unearned Beards Thread
« Reply #40 on: April 16, 2012, 05:26:23 PM »
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Unearned:(no Nobel in sight)

Hold on there, Pard.  Admittedly, the Nobel he won in 2008 does not appear in this picture.  But is that what you meant?

To be honest (and this is super-embarrassing):
I thought he did not win a Nobel, so I'll leave up my stupidity for all to admire.
He may have won the Nobel but he did not earn his beard, but this guy did.(Even though he has no beard.)
Check this out:
Steve Keen: Instability in Financial Markets 3/5


Also:
Can you tell me who the other guy is?

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Re: Unearned Beards Thread
« Reply #41 on: April 16, 2012, 05:54:33 PM »
Also:
Can you tell me who the other guy is?
Yeah, an economist who thought prohibition was a good idea ???

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Re: Unearned Beards Thread
« Reply #42 on: April 16, 2012, 06:28:52 PM »
He earned a few white hairs at least, by saying stocks were at a permanent plateau just before the 1929 crash, I'll give him that.

Anyway, I beg to differ about Krugthulu:

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Re: Unearned Beards Thread
« Reply #43 on: April 16, 2012, 06:40:40 PM »

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Re: Unearned Beards Thread
« Reply #44 on: April 16, 2012, 07:34:33 PM »




He follows me from restaurant to restaurant, always there, always silent.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!