Author Topic: Single-sentence summaries for movies  (Read 7833 times)

Dennis

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Re: Single-sentence summaries for movies
« Reply #30 on: May 12, 2012, 02:39:33 AM »
National Lampoon's Vacation:

A food scientist and his family have a bad vacation.

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Re: Single-sentence summaries for movies
« Reply #31 on: May 12, 2012, 02:45:07 AM »
Stabbin' in the Woods:

MetaWheedon something something attractive young archetypes go to a Cabin SPOILER ALERT,  wish I hadn't read that one thing about the film before seeing it ... but still, it was pretty good.
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Re: Single-sentence summaries for movies
« Reply #32 on: May 12, 2012, 02:55:27 AM »
Jonathan Demme's Something Wild (1986):

You think it's one thing, but then it's another thing.
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Re: Single-sentence summaries for movies
« Reply #33 on: May 12, 2012, 05:47:42 AM »
National Lampoon's European Vacation: a family goes on vacation to Europe.

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Re: Single-sentence summaries for movies
« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2012, 09:19:44 AM »
Pulp Fiction: In retrospect, perhaps Quentin should have left Travolta where he found him.
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Re: Single-sentence summaries for movies
« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2012, 02:17:49 PM »
The Sixth Sense: Wait whuuuuuut?

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Re: Single-sentence summaries for movies
« Reply #36 on: May 12, 2012, 02:18:41 PM »
Memento: A guy forgets everything but Sammy Jankis.

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Re: Single-sentence summaries for movies
« Reply #37 on: May 12, 2012, 02:33:20 PM »
Pulp Fiction: In retrospect, perhaps Quentin should have left Travolta where he found him.

Totally. I saw him in the trailer for an upcoming Oliver Stone movie and I was making groaning noises in my head. I don't agree with the statement "there are no second acts in American life," but I think I would have preferred that to be the case for Vinnie Barbarino.
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Re: Single-sentence summaries for movies
« Reply #38 on: May 12, 2012, 02:38:35 PM »
The Shining:

A writer and his family have a bad vacation.

Man gets possessed by evil, does Ed McMahon impressions.
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Re: Single-sentence summaries for movies
« Reply #39 on: May 12, 2012, 05:43:45 PM »
After Hours

Man's worst night ever causes Martin Scorsese to have the worst box office ever.

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Re: Single-sentence summaries for movies
« Reply #40 on: May 13, 2012, 06:02:31 PM »
Straight from IMDB:

Dude, where's my car? : Two potheads wake up from a night of partying and can't remember where they parked their car.

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Re: Single-sentence summaries for movies
« Reply #41 on: May 13, 2012, 10:39:40 PM »
Pulp Fiction: In retrospect, perhaps Quentin should have left Travolta where he found him.

Maybe it's me, but don't you find it weird that more time has passed between Pulp Fiction and the present than from Saturday Night Fever to Pulp Fiction?

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Re: Single-sentence summaries for movies
« Reply #42 on: May 14, 2012, 12:29:41 PM »
Straight from IMDB:

Dude, where's my car? : Two potheads wake up from a night of partying and can't remember where they parked their car.

IMDB is actually really good at this game. For example:

Hardbodies (1984):

Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach.

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Re: Single-sentence summaries for movies
« Reply #43 on: May 14, 2012, 01:03:58 PM »
2001: A Space Odyssey:
A beacon from the past gives humanity a chance to shine.

Dr. Strangelove:
An American general starts WWIII when he blames the Russians for his impotence.

A Clockwork Orange:
An innovative government program helps a troubled youth fit back into society.

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Re: Single-sentence summaries for movies
« Reply #44 on: May 14, 2012, 05:01:17 PM »
Dawn of the Dead (1978):
Mall patrons walk slowly, and develop taste for brains.
Ya seen the wizard of oz?
I'll house you.