Author Topic: Authors can be assholes  (Read 4212 times)

Sarah

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Authors can be assholes
« on: May 24, 2007, 09:52:14 AM »
Yeah, yeah, I know--we all can be.  But from time to time I have the misfortune of dealing with a real jerk, someone so attached to his supposed genius that he believes every word he spits out is golden.  These types are also far more likely to fear that my attempts to save them from themselves--as gently as possible, I might add--are nefarious plots to sabotage the glory that is their spewage. 

I wish to strike such people sharply in the face (a single rap to the mouth, of course).

On the bright side, the puppy just found a gallon milk jug in the yard and was playing with it ferociously.  Now he has exchanged it for a small ball, and my old Bandit is chasing him arthritically.  This is soothing me somewhat.

Laurie

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Re: Authors can be assholes
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2007, 11:42:49 AM »
I don't want you committing career suicide over some asshole, so I won't ask you for a name. May I ask if he is famous? Well, as famous as authors can be, that is.

Sarah

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Re: Authors can be assholes
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2007, 11:50:06 AM »
Only in his tiny little fantasy world.

Omar

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Re: Authors can be assholes
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2007, 12:21:21 PM »
Only in his tiny little faontasy world.

Correction above.
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Sarah

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Re: Authors can be assholes
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2007, 03:29:58 PM »
And I call myself a copy editor.  Talk about a fontasy.

A.M. Thomas

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Re: Authors can be assholes
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2007, 03:57:18 PM »
So what is the ratio of awful manuscripts to good manuscripts that you get?

I'm not a chicken,  you're a turkey.

Rainer

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Re: Authors can be assholes
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2007, 04:16:08 PM »
Sarah,

Have you ever had a Carver / Lish relationship on any projects?  In other words, do you ever put down the scapel and fire up the chainsaw?

kenkwan

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Re: Authors can be assholes
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2007, 12:17:07 AM »
Sarah,

Have you ever had a Carver / Lish relationship on any projects?  In other words, do you ever put down the scapel and fire up the chainsaw?
I thought you wrote "Nish", but that's probably because I still have Veronica Mars on the Brain. Also. I thought it was understood that Arthur was an Asshole.

Sarah

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Re: Authors can be assholes
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2007, 07:35:09 AM »
Sarah,

Have you ever had a Carver / Lish relationship on any projects?  In other words, do you ever put down the scapel and fire up the chainsaw?

I used to have to employ what I call the "slash-and-burn" technique on many a manuscript.  Now I work for a better publisher, and I'm happy to report that the scalpel is usually sufficient.

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Re: Authors can be assholes
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2007, 09:36:22 PM »
I have it on pretty good authority that Robert James Waller, the author of The Bridge of Madison County, is a major-league asshat.  I really loved hearing that. 

Rainer

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Re: Authors can be assholes
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2007, 05:21:13 PM »
Sarah,

Is there a slush pile of manuscripts you dive into?  How many unsolicited / no-agent manuscripts do you guys publish? 

Sarah

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Re: Authors can be assholes
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2007, 05:57:46 AM »
Luckily, I don't have to mess with that side of the biz anymore, Rainer.  I just get books that've already been accepted for publication and tidy them up.  The last time I actually worked in an office for a book publisher (Godine; after that I worked briefly for a chi-chi Italian art magazine called FMR--a most dispiriting experience)--was a long, long time ago.  Back then, the company still looked at unsolicited manuscripts, but reading them was fobbed off on those lowest on the totem pole, usually some bright-eyed recent graduate from a fancy school whose trust fund permitted him/her to work for free.  I did read most of the children's book manuscripts (I was children's book editor and managing editor), but luckily, they are short. 

Even twenty years ago, the likelihood of an unsolicited manuscript being accepted was very tiny.  Now, I wouldn't be surprised if Godine doesn't consider them at all.  I know the big guys don't.  Whenever some would-be writer asks me for advice on how to get published, the first thing I say is, "Get an agent."