I've had this running bit through my adult life where I like to see what kind of crazy things I can get people to let me do in exchange for a five dollar bill. My offers are usually denied. I didn't get to hit a house with a wrecking ball nor shoot rubber bullets at the suspect in a police standoff. But if I'm in a bar and there's a cover band playing I've been 100% successful in getting them to play "Safety Dance" for a five dollar bill.