Author Topic: Happy Ending to Man Dead In River  (Read 1161 times)


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Happy Ending to Man Dead In River
« on: August 11, 2012, 01:10:51 AM »

This is my favorite news story in recent memory. People in Williamsport, PA were walking by and thought they saw a man dead in the incredibly brackish, swampy river. Authorities came and discussed what to do. 20 minutes later, the man wakes up! He was wearing a life jacket and simply took a nap in the river, which is something we've all done on a Friday afternoon. A dragonfly landed on his nose, which is what caused him to awaken.
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Re: Happy Ending to Man Dead In River
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2012, 09:33:31 PM »
My favorite part is his rationale: "Enjoy life as you have it."

I mean, there are a lot of people who feel that way, but they don't all take naps floating in slimy, brackish water.
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