Happy Ending to Man Dead In River

[Greggulator]

http://wnep.com/2012/08/09/happy-ending-to-discovery-in-river/

This is my favorite news story in recent memory. People in Williamsport, PA were walking by and thought they saw a man dead in the incredibly brackish, swampy river. Authorities came and discussed what to do. 20 minutes later, the man wakes up! He was wearing a life jacket and simply took a nap in the river, which is something we've all done on a Friday afternoon. A dragonfly landed on his nose, which is what caused him to awaken.

[cavorting with nudists]

My favorite part is his rationale: "Enjoy life as you have it."

I mean, there are a lot of people who feel that way, but they don't all take naps floating in slimy, brackish water.