If GG Allin went back in time and replaced (or switched places?) with Elvis...

[ben buff]

I have no idea who GG Allen is.

Would my life have different if I never knew who Elvis was?  Would reported sightings of GG Allen in Southampton Waitrose Supermarkets and Leeds branches of Kwik Fit make me chuckle?

Would I call GG Allen 'The King'?

[yesno]

"Wild at Heart" would be a better movie, but Willem Dafoe's and Crispin Glover's characters would be exactly the same.

[JBE CEO]

Dave Hester would be selling thousands of GG newspapers

[RickInSaltLake]

- A defiant Chuck D would declare that "G.G. Allin was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me!"

Actually that would take on a whole new meaning...

[Crusherkc]

KCRW's GG Mitchell would host "The Excrement" - a weekly interview show dedicated to transgressive cinema.

[cavorting with nudists]

- A defiant Chuck D would declare that "G.G. Allin was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me!"

Actually that would take on a whole new meaning...

"GG was a hero to most, but he never threw shit at me."

[around the bend]

instead of shooting his tv, gg would have pooped on it.  gross!

[mike_b]

G. G. Allin's '68 Comeback Special

Fat GG and Fatter GG

[TrapNeuterReturn]

Like Elvis, G.G. went through a number of phases. The slim/fat Elvis eras are analogous to the G.G.'s pre/post coprophagia periods.


Like Elvis, poser G.G.fans are keen on praising his early work but G.G.'s swan song "Bloodshed And Brutality For All" is a classic punk album. What was Elvis doing in 1977? Nothing as powerful as "Highest Power" or "Legalize Murder" that is for sure.

[cavorting with nudists]

Like Elvis, G.G. went through a number of phases. The slim/fat Elvis eras are analogous to the G.G.'s pre/post coprophagia periods.

Ooh, this reminds me, you know how when theme diners or cookbook authors want to do a "White Trash" or "Trailer Park" theme they always come up with some variation on peanut butter and bananas on white bread and call it an "Elvis Sandwich" or some such?

Well--maybe better to leave to the imagination what would be in a "GG Sandwich."

[TrapNeuterReturn]

Well--maybe better to leave to the imagination what would be in a "GG Sandwich."

Forsooth. Obviously you are referencing human excrement. In reality, G.G.'s cupboard would contain much more variety than you suggest. Please cease and desist with the simplistic fecal obsession.

Just a few items in G.G.'s culinary repertoire:

Jim Beam- "Hangin' Out With Jim"

Peanut Butter Sandwiches and Whiskey- "Outlaw Scumfuc"

Hard Candy- "Hard Candy Cock"

Rectally Discharged Hotdogs- "Hated"

Meat- "Young Little Meat"

Maize- "Cornhole Lust"

Leftovers- "Eat My Leftovers"

Secret Ingredient- "Drink From The Pissing Snake Mouth"





...now if you posit that Elvis was the proto-bacon sweets innovator, things get interesting. Inappropriate bacon creep is now acceptable to the American palate- bacon candy bars, bacon pie, bacon lollipops etc. Let your imagination run wild. What if G.G. took Elvis' place? Can you imagine the wacky menu items one could sample at the Wisconsin State Fair. Think G.G.-style cheese curds...

[cavorting with nudists]

Admittedly in my simplistic fecal obsession I forgot about the rectally discharged hot dogs! But well played, Sir!

[fonpr]

What would be the equivalent of Graceland?

[TrapNeuterReturn]

What would be the equivalent of Graceland?

The Ice Pick in Muskegon.

[Steeley Chris]

Johnny Bravo would look way different.