Dreams for the Final Wurster Call

[snogrog]

If during the next WFMU marathon, the station offered a DVD set of all the Best Show episodes as a super premium to make up for no Best Show marathon shows, I think they would get a LOT of people making donations for that. I know I'd put down a lot of money for a chance to have these shows forever! Or maybe S&W will put something together to sell themselves?

[Patrick]

while unlikely to say the least, some kind of "Under the Dome" situation seems fitting.  tom starts the show distraught, and over the 3 hours we come to find that Newbridge is not only traped under the dome, but the situation is is very grave, with Murace Kerns taking control big jim renny style.  i see this playing out in a sort of "War of the Worlds" kinda of radio drama. 

[Carver]

That is awesome.

[Mr. Spacely]

Tom forever trapped in Newbridge is a pretty brilliant antithesis of the Nukebridge idea.

[nrt4]

More Best Show finale fan-fiction.

Tom glances up and down Muffler Row. He sighs. The street has seen better days. He has a jacket over his arm. Feeling cold he puts it on. It's a leather jacket. The type made famous by the Gorch. In a Sons-of-Anarchy style patch, it appears that the jacket is really a jock-jack for The Bridge.

Having finally graduated from high school radio onto terrestrial, he then climbs into his jockcopter. A 'Suicide is Painless'-esque version of Barry Dworkins' hit 'Rock and Roll Dreams'll Come Through' begins to play over the radio.

The helicopter takes off. Tom looks down over Newbridge as altitude is gained. It's like he's the last one to leave. Behind Newbridge Commons where the Lady Foot Locker use to be, there was no hut. Bryce was still in Australia.

As the helicopter continues to fly Tom continues to reminiscence. Out of the corner of his eyes he sees the rubble of where the Newbridge Debate Pavilion collapsed years before. Mayor Ziegler never sent in the cleanup crews. Tom knew there were bodies still probably underneath the pile.

He looked to where the Newbridge Little League Stadium use to be. That was the cause of this, he thought. "We should've listened to Mike....that kid was fat....he slid into the bomb....now everyone's gone."

[Epic Soundtracks]

I know I'll get killed for this, but Wurster's last couple calls haven't done it for me...are we going to hear from PBR you think?

[Omar]

I know I'll get killed for this, but Wurster's last couple calls haven't done it for me...are we going to hear from PBR you think?

No.  Philly Boy Roy will NOT be calling at any point during the final three episodes. His run on the program is over. The final S&W pieces will be a new character named "George Fuzzlichtner," Postal Slapfighter Keith Garfinkle and Pudge's sister, Gretchen Palfner.

[Epic Soundtracks]

I know I'll get killed for this, but Wurster's last couple calls haven't done it for me...are we going to hear from PBR you think?

No.  Philly Boy Roy will NOT be calling at any point during the final three episodes. His run on the program is over. The final S&W pieces will be a new character named "George Fuzzlichtner," Postal Slapfighter Keith Garfinkle and Pudge's sister, Gretchen Palfner.

now those sound interesting!

[Mr. Colin]

I know I'll get killed for this, but Wurster's last couple calls haven't done it for me...are we going to hear from PBR you think?

Save the challops for ILX.

[Epic Soundtracks]

I know I'll get killed for this, but Wurster's last couple calls haven't done it for me...are we going to hear from PBR you think?

Save the challops for ILX.

a-ha! someone knows iago's haunts! again, i felt bad saying it but it's only a radio show, folks, relax!

[Omar]

I know I'll get killed for this, but Wurster's last couple calls haven't done it for me...are we going to hear from PBR you think?

Save the challops for ILX.

a-ha! someone knows iago's haunts! again, i felt bad saying it but it's only a radio show, folks, relax!

I've discussed the issue with S & W, and they have assured me that they plan to work very hard (talk of cocaine-cronut all-nighters) to deliver some calls that meet your standards.  They are very concerned that you were displeased with The Gorch and Roger Scharpling. If they cannot come up with anything good, the show will end a week or two early.

[buffcoat]

...cocaine-cronut...

Wait, this exists already?! (Throws stack of paper into the garbage).

There goes two-weeks-worth of R&D!!

[Epic Soundtracks]

I know I'll get killed for this, but Wurster's last couple calls haven't done it for me...are we going to hear from PBR you think?

Save the challops for ILX.

a-ha! someone knows iago's haunts! again, i felt bad saying it but it's only a radio show, folks, relax!

I've discussed the issue with S & W, and they have assured me that they plant to work very hard (talk of cocaine-cronut all-nighters) to deliver some calls that meet your standards.  They are very concerned that you were displeased with The Gorch and Roger Scharpling. If they cannot come up with anything good, the show will end a week or two early.

Thanks, Stan

[BadGuyZero]

The Invisible Hipster goes on a stabbing spree in Newbridge. Philly Boy Roy arrives via chopper just in time to rescue Tom from a grisly demise. THE END.

[jimakaclark]

I want one of Wurster's characters to drop and ice cream sandwich, preferably of the artisinal variety.