"I'm Having A Horrible Day At Work" (alt. version)

[Josh]

I just hope that next month is British humour appreciation month so you can make the seamless transformation from Jarvis Junk into Gervais Junk.

[buffcoat]

I understand his last words were "Only the help saw my best worgargghhhhh"

Dammit, Dave, you ARE charming.

[SpaceBootz]

I'm having (another) horrible day at work: someone is playing Dave Matthews on the office boombox. Let me out.

[Josh]

I'm having (another) horrible day at work: someone is playing Dave Matthews on the office boombox. Let me out.

Ugh, coworker musical tastes! If I have to hear that "Feel the love generation" song one more time... I'll take it in angry silence as usual.

[SpaceBootz]

Yeah, as if I needed yet another reason to leave this place. I really can't comprehend listening primarily to Dave Matthews and not ever getting sick of it either. How do people do this?

[John Junk]

You should say "Crash into this!" and then hit him in the face with a stapler. 

[SpaceBootz]

I'm pretty much at the point where every little thing here gets to me. But yeah, annoying music is just icing on this hellcake.

[Laurie]

If I have to hear a Spanish rendition of Alanis Morrissette's "Thank You" one more time, I am going to knife someone in the gut. It sounds suspiciously Shakira-esque.

[SpaceBootz]

I hate this. It's now becoming an everyday thing--they've resurrected the stupid boombox. It had been dormant for months. I've been thinking about getting in early or staying a bit late and just losing the damn thing. If I could just put it in a drawer or something--maybe they won't look for it.

[buffcoat]

Spacebootz - walk over with some rubber coated shears and sever the cord while grinning maniacally.  That should do it.


Now I'm out to get you fired AND thrown out of your apartment.

[SpaceBootz]

Now I'm out to get you fired AND thrown out of your apartment.

In some strange bizzaro way, I think that would actually be helping me.. So, thanks buffcoat!

[buffcoat]

Now I'm out to get you fired AND thrown out of your apartment.

In some strange bizzaro way, I think that would actually be helping me.. So, thanks buffcoat!

SB:  Thanks for your recognition.  I do what I can.

[Josh]

AHHH! I can't understand the logic of having the least competent employee train a new employee! It was kinda funny for awhile but I can't listen to this anymore. It's physically painful.

[TL]

AHHH! I can't understand the logic of having the least competent employee train a new employee! It was kinda funny for awhile but I can't listen to this anymore. It's physically painful.

Being self-semployed, this kind of describes every morning for me.

[John Junk]

Oh My God Do I Hate My Job!

Thanks.

-JJ