Seriously, everyone check out Nymphomaniac.
I thought the beginning was just silly, fly fishing? It actually gets pretty good when it gets to the Shia Labeouf section.
Did you watch Vol. 2? If so, what did you think of the ending?
I didn't find Shia Labeouf very engaging (and found it very odd that his character is played by a different actor in Vol. 2), but the scenes with Charlotte Gainsbourg and Stellan Skarsgård were very enjoyable.
My biggest complaints were that Christian Slater was awful and that the ending was kind of dumb. I still thought it was better than Melancholia, though.