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Sploops

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NSFW
« on: June 19, 2007, 02:31:37 PM »
A thread for all us preverts to post all things profane and prurient (and funny)

First up: Fart Porn

Stan

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Re: NSFW
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2007, 03:14:57 PM »
Not safe for Petey!
                                 "This must be where buffcoat left his pants."

Laurie

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Re: NSFW
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2007, 07:49:25 PM »
Ugh, at least it's not cumfarting, which is Not Safe for Anyone, if you ask me (you didn't). And, you know, I'm usually opposed to creative spellings of "come," but "comefarting" just doesn't look right.

Sarah

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Re: NSFW
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2007, 07:35:29 AM »
That struck me as contrived and implausible even for porn.

Stan

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« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2007, 08:26:05 AM »
That struck me as contrived and implausible even for porn.

 While we don't usually agree about porn, I think you've hit the nail on the head in this case. Also, Mrs. Cocker is right: Not safe for anyone, indeed.
                                 "This must be where buffcoat left his pants."

Sarah

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Re: NSFW
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2007, 08:34:19 AM »
While we don't usually agree about porn . . .
Really?  I thought we did.  Oh well.

Chris L

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Re: NSFW
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2007, 05:09:12 PM »
That struck me as contrived and implausible even for porn.

Based on this, I'd like to nominate Sarah as the board's resident porn reviewer.  Sorry, Laurie, but I'm looking for a more jaundiced take on things.

Laurie

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« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2007, 06:11:43 PM »
Shall I forward her my copy of Gaytanamo, then? And The Fist and the Furious II?

Sarah

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Re: NSFW
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2007, 05:57:52 AM »
No, thanks, Laurie.  My life is dull enough as it is without adding porn into the mix.

Chris L

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« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2007, 09:23:37 AM »
My life is dull enough as it is without adding porn into the mix.

You're only making me further lament what might have been. 

Sarah

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Re: NSFW
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2007, 09:35:55 AM »
The first time I ever saw a porn flick, I seriously annoyed my viewing companion by pointing out all the continuity problems and laughing uproariously at the over . . . acting.  That was sort of fun, but it's been downhill since then.  Although I do recall being touched by the plight of the star of another masterpiece because he had two penises.  Think of the difficulty finding comfortable trousers.

Sploops

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Re: NSFW
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2007, 01:43:43 PM »
When did getting raped become the new getting hit in the nuts?  Seriously, what's up with that?






John Junk

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Re: NSFW
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2007, 03:16:27 PM »
That first lolcat one confirms my suspicion that lolcat captions are written by repressed future child murderers.

Sploops

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Sploops

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Re: NSFW
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2007, 02:36:44 AM »
You pervs have probably already seen THIS.  It's the one with the fat guy eating corn and fornicating with some young ladies.



Warning: this WILL haunt your dreams, I know it has mine. ::shivers::


Here's an altered SFW preview