The Pillar (the CSN guy) saying "I'm going to be quick..." more than once then taking the scenic route to his boring story that had nothing to do with the topic from the Best Show proper (embarassing moments): "He was this show's 'pillar'".
Then the H-Man not getting the concept of Half-Hour of Power: "I'm just calling in to say hello and figgered this was the best time to...", "Uh, no this is the worst time. Goodbye.[gomp]"
I'm pro whatever the smokestack caller is against and vice versa.