How does one play "pencil break"?
The rules for playing pencil-break are simple.
requirements:
1-Two players. (generally two children between the ages of 5 and 12 who think math class is "soooooo boring")
2-Two number two pencils. (traditional wooden kind with the aluminum eraser holders at the ends.)
3-A badass attitude.
Rules:
1-Players decide who goes first. Flip a coin if indecisive.
2-Defending player must hold pencil horizontal with both hands firmly gripped at each end. (no flimsy grips)
3-Attacking player must then "snap" their pencil's metal part onto defenders perfectly held pencil.
4-Repeat between players. First pencil to break loses.
Disqualifications:
1-Flimsy grips. If pencil gets knocked out of hand, you are disqualified.
2-No snapping opponent's fingers. (I'm talking to you Dirk Woellenger!)
3-No kindergarten pencils. (Y'know, the big fat pencils? I don't know if they even make these anymore. If your opponent also happens to have a kindergarten pencil, then you may proceed to taking "pencil-break" to a whole new level.)
4-No setting pointer finger directly on metal band and forcefully striking downward. Doing this automatically breaks opponent's pencil and lands you the rep of "doo-doo face cheater".
Now that we all know the rules....LET'S BREAK!