Author Topic: POST BURNING SITE  (Read 951722 times)

sparkatus

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1575 on: April 18, 2010, 05:17:37 AM »
How does one play "pencil break"?

sparkatus

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1576 on: April 18, 2010, 05:18:05 AM »
I know I wasn't invited, but as a mere sapling, I need to burn a little.

sparkatus

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1577 on: April 18, 2010, 05:18:31 AM »
Although were I a literal sapling, burning would be a long way from my tiny mind.

Senator Gothman (D-OR)

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1578 on: April 18, 2010, 11:30:53 AM »
Trees can't read!

Sarah

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1579 on: April 18, 2010, 02:14:39 PM »
As far as you know.

sparkatus

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1580 on: April 18, 2010, 05:02:41 PM »
Damn, hadn't thought of that. I think - therefore I fall in the forest with nobody listening?

Bryan Stoll

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1581 on: April 19, 2010, 05:59:15 AM »
Oh god this is gonna take a while.

buffcoat

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1582 on: April 19, 2010, 11:20:39 AM »
As far as you know.

Dammit, Lubec, you're using up all the posts.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

Sarah

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1583 on: April 19, 2010, 12:38:04 PM »
All my posts could be considered post-burning posts, when you come right down to it.  En route to where, I do not know.

Senator Gothman (D-OR)

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1584 on: April 20, 2010, 01:34:02 AM »
After this one I'll be halfway to WHATEVER the fake goal is.

Senator Gothman (D-OR)

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1585 on: April 20, 2010, 01:34:28 AM »
COME, FAKE GOAL, COME!

Senator Gothman (D-OR)

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1586 on: April 20, 2010, 01:35:18 AM »
Ehhhhhhhv'ry goooooal is a fake goooooal.

Christina

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1587 on: April 20, 2010, 07:06:44 AM »
Ehhhhhhhv'ry goooooal is a fake goooooal.

Love that avatar.
Remember how he couldn't stop his leg?

waltkellysghost

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1588 on: April 20, 2010, 06:45:57 PM »
How does one play "pencil break"?

The rules for playing pencil-break are simple.

requirements:
1-Two players. (generally two children between the ages of 5 and 12 who think math class is "soooooo boring")
2-Two number two pencils. (traditional wooden kind with the aluminum eraser holders at the ends.)
3-A badass attitude.

Rules:
1-Players decide who goes first. Flip a coin if indecisive.
2-Defending player must hold pencil horizontal with both hands firmly gripped at each end. (no flimsy grips)
3-Attacking player must then "snap" their pencil's metal part onto defenders perfectly held pencil.
4-Repeat between players. First pencil to break loses.

Disqualifications:
1-Flimsy grips. If pencil gets knocked out of hand, you are disqualified.
2-No snapping opponent's fingers. (I'm talking to you Dirk Woellenger!)
3-No kindergarten pencils. (Y'know, the big fat pencils? I don't know if they even make these anymore. If your opponent also happens to have a kindergarten pencil, then you may proceed to taking "pencil-break" to a whole new level.)
4-No setting pointer finger directly on metal band and forcefully striking downward. Doing this automatically breaks opponent's pencil and lands you the rep of "doo-doo face cheater".

Now that we all know the rules....LET'S BREAK!

waltkellysghost

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1589 on: April 21, 2010, 12:19:17 AM »
I'm the madman poster today. Seven more to go!