I wanted to take roller boogie and leave strip cardio -- especially the advanced pole dancing class, "Turning Tricks." NOT COOL.
I get the feeling that ONLY in Miami do people even have this particular choice.
Am I wrong?
Yes! You are.
Crunch Gym has stiletto workouts (great for the calves), a class with a Dominatrix trainer that will whip you into shape, pole dancing, and advanced strip cardio (turning tricks). They also have "Abs'solutely Hysterical," an ab-sculpting class taught by a comedian, dodgeball, spinning classes where you "ride" the movies, and all sorts of crap like that. In New York, the Pontani Sisters teach Go Go Robics. I have their workout DVDs -- lots of fun, and a good, sweaty workout. I do the workout in my I. Miller go go boots.
Crunch is in Miami, New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, and a couple other places I think.