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FOT Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Josh on June 29, 2007, 02:24:29 AM
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When one woman's hatred of Oprah drives her to the unthinkable...
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When one woman's hatred of Oprah drives her to the unthinkable...
[Klausner Playbill]
Very nice! Props on the "Twilight Tharp" ref.
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that's absolutely excellent.
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Great playbill! But... the Oprah-hating caller wasn't Julie Klausner.
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Great playbill! But... the Oprah-hating caller wasn't Julie Klausner.
I thought it was her but it's a foolish man who challenges Jouster on this type of thing.
If it wasn't her, the recap got it wrong, too.
I love it either way, Josh.
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Great playbill! But... the Oprah-hating caller wasn't Julie Klausner.
Bonus Guest:
6. Oprah Winfrey
Julie [Klausner] believes the rags-to-riches media queen gets too much pleasure out of humiliating people with her abundant cash. For example, she hides the keys to a new car underneath her studio's seats and then films audience members going into spasms. Tom has to get rid of Klausner for a lapse into Sagetspeak. She got too worked up.
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I meant that she was mistakenly identified in the recap as JK, when it was a different Julie, not that you got it wrong, Josh. Don't blame yourself, it's a nice piece of work and I like it.
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Damn you Omar!
Thank you Jouster!
This now belongs in the The Best Show on WFMU Alternaverse Video and Art Contest.
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PS if you want some JK on TBSOWFMU action, check out the show with Skag Winesack in studio with his ex-wife.
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Damn you Omar!
Thank you Jouster!
This now belongs in the The Best Show on WFMU Alternaverse Video and Art Contest.
Bizarre. Tom knows another Julie who also attended the listening party? I was certain it was JK after she mentioned that. Recap mishap inspiring Art Contest entries! Ha!
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I can confirm that JK did unleash the toilet talk. I cannot confirm the Oprah-hating.
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PS if you want some JK on TBSOWFMU action, check out the show with Skag Winesack in studio with his ex-wife.
I just discovered this show is no longer archived, but it was the April 25th, 2006 show.
And B_Buster has credibility, more than me I'm sure, but I still swear that it wasn't her (I asked her, even). Sorry to stir this up, Josh. I like your work!
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But It would make sense if it was her, because I could feel a palpable sense of disappointment emanating from my computer speakers when Tom had to cut her off. It was like when you catch your favorite (but tragically alcoholic) uncle trying to glean a buzz from vanilla extract (see: Tom Hanks cameo in Family Ties), except in this case your friend cannot control her toilet mouth and unwittingly threatens the fate of your radio station with her sad cussing habit.* Incidentally, I saw JK screen a video at UCBLA this week (the fake UCB) and it was funny.
*Gee, I hope I'm remembering the right incident.
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UCBLA this week (the fake UCB)
Also known as UCB, Jr.
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PS if you want some JK on TBSOWFMU action, check out the show with Skag Winesack in studio with his ex-wife.
I just discovered this show is no longer archived, but it was the April 25th, 2006 show.
Yes -- this is the Tornado Todd show. JK was great as Skag's fifth ex-wife. Here's a snippet from the recap:
There is some discussion about whether Scag is the biological father of their daughter, Jessalyn, but Scag would rather not get into it on the radio. He prefers to detail what Cindy calls a "humiliating" matter of infidelity that ended the marriage. While working as a bodyguard for Rupert Holmes in 1979, Holmes's wife had an affair with Scag shortly before the release of Partners In Crime. Scag claims that he's the subject of the song "Him", and brought a Greatest Hits compilation to play it for Tom. He hopes that there is no bad blood with Holmes since he's always had a massive amount of respect for him as an artist and did not engage in adultery to spite him.
Tom's excited to hear it after getting the juicy backstory, while Cindy can't understand why she could not bring her toothbrush on the trip. Scag explains that he was concerned that his car wouldn't be able to hold both the toothbrush and the Holmes disc. Cindy cannot remember how long she has been sans tootbrush because her sense of time has been replaced by throbbing in veins she did not know she had. The Peugot's radio is not functional, so the driving time has creeped by with alternating angry and awkward silences between Scag and Cindy.
And B_Buster has credibility, more than me I'm sure, but I still swear that it wasn't her (I asked her, even).
This is a mystery. If JK dropped the toilet talk, then it seems like it has to be her. The toilet talk was emitted during the Oprah rant. Nobody else was dumped for toilet talk that night! Hating Matthew Barney also seemed very Klausnery to me. Maybe it was Julie Delpy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julie_Delpy) disguising her French accent.
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It wasn't Julie Klausner. It was a different Julie who I know.
Tom.
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Perhaps Ms. Klausner would be kind enough to swear on the air before the contest ends.
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The recap has been corrected to reflect the truth as confirmed by The Lord of Living Lightning himself. In order to avoid any future mistakes, I have enlisted the services of a former fact-checker for The New Yorker. She's a very nice (and thorough) older lady, but I do foresee some problems because she's totally oblivious to The Best Show universe.
Like: "Hi, Omar. Just wanted to double check with you on a couple of things. I can't get any confirmation that I-ron's Reggae Challenge is recording a new EP with DFA producing. Also, Montgomery Davies' legal counsel insists he never used a device constructed from banana peels, a kazoo, and an old satellie dish. Call me."
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Hi everybody!
Thanks for confusing me with somebody who hates Matthew Barney and thinks about B'way, but I assure you, my mouth is as clean as Mandy Moore's bidet. Right, Tom?
Love, Julie!
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Deepest apologies to Ms. Klausner and her mouth.
Omar, you are now my mortal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZP_nrlbWi4) enemy. Don't be surprised if, thanks to my good friends at Anything, Inc., you're pumped so full of She Sleeps Now™ that you don't even remember how you, dressed in a diaphanous outfit leaving very little to the imagination, end up on a stage scampering around the hefty carriage of one Zachary Brimstead, Esq. Yes, my revenge shall be as sweet as the champagne, which drips down upon ZB's painted-on tuxedo and cummerbund, is dry.
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My apologies to Ms. Klausner as well. I, along with Omar, got my Julies mixed up.
Wow. Look at me! I'm Ali G.!
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My apologies to Ms. Klausner as well. I, along with Omar, got my Julies mixed up.
Wow. Look at me! I'm Ali G.!
It took me a second to get this, but I laughed when I did.
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Hi everybody!
Thanks for confusing me with somebody who hates Matthew Barney and thinks about B'way, but I assure you, my mouth is as clean as Mandy Moore's bidet. Right, Tom?
Love, Julie!
sawry.
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Omar, my lurve-
Please do me a flavor and change the description on your site so it doth not defame my character, be it one with a clean mouf.
Tom has to get rid of Klausner for a lapse into Sagetspeak.
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Omar, my lurve-
Please do me a flavor and change the description on your site so it doth not defame my character, be it one with a clean mouf.
Tom has to get rid of Klausner for a lapse into Sagetspeak.
Done. Sorry about that -- I thought I had removed all the "Klausner" mentions in my previous fix-em-up. Note: I also removed another "Klausner" regarding the Other Julie's defaming of Eddie Murphy as a closeted homosexual.
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Looks more like spirit fingers and toilet talk.
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Thanks!
I'd never call Norbit a queer. He's Scary's baby daddy!
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Thanks!
I'd never call Norbit a queer. He's Scary's baby daddy!
Have they done the DNA test he demanded?