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Title: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 02:23:20 PM
you wouldnt either if you looked like this NICE TEETH SARAH.

(http://kickthebobo.com//sarah.jpg)
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Richard_From_CHI on August 24, 2007, 02:41:26 PM
WTF???
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Sarah on August 24, 2007, 03:16:18 PM
With the wealth of unfortunate features in that picture on which to heap scorn, you could only comment, "Nice teeth"?  I suppose it's no more than one should expect from a privileged so-called artiste with such a poor command of language that he has to resort to capital letters to make his puerile cracks.

A caveat for you, sonny:  nemo me impune lacessit. 
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 03:31:29 PM
With the wealth of unfortunate features in that picture on which to heap scorn, you could only comment, "Nice teeth"?  I suppose it's no more than one should expect from a privileged so-called artiste with such a poor command of language that he has to resort to capital letters to make his puerile cracks.

A caveat for you, sonny:  nemo me impune lacessit. 

GEEZ SARAH, how long did it take you to compose that post? did you have your editor look at it first? I bet you didnt because YOU ARE THE BOOK EDITOR or is it just magazines about LUBEC that you THINK EVERYONE CARES ABOUT?!

you take every chance to put down EVERYBODY and I for one am SICK of it. you called me a priveledged artist and so what I went to college (unlike SOME people) and my dad is a doctor NOONE CARES. WHAT WAS YOUR DAD A FISHERMAN?!

oh, you are so smart writing in spanish. I CAN LOOK THAT UP on babelfish (a website)
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 03:53:48 PM
HEY i just found a picture of your new boyfriend SARAH (loser)

(http://kickthebobo.com//sarahsboyfriend.jpg)
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Sarah on August 24, 2007, 05:02:47 PM
"Kick the Bobo" means the same thing in any language.  I, however, am far too much of a lady to define it here.

And we all know why you created the lovelump.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Richard_From_CHI on August 24, 2007, 05:44:17 PM
Can someone explain to me the roots of this feud?

Both parties involved seem like nice folks and above this level of rhetoric.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 05:49:52 PM
HEY SARAH I Am sorry so I baked U this cake too say I am "sorry":.

(http://kickthebobo.com//sarahscake.jpg)
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 05:55:58 PM
Can someone explain to me the roots of this feud?

Both parties involved seem like nice folks and above this level of rhetoric.

some people have gotten big headz from becoming adminz on the chat room, thats why. SHE is the one that starts fightz w/ people and then WILL NOT BACK DOWN even though she is WRONG.

I know LOTZ of people on the chat and board that are just tired of beeing made FUN OF by her. NOONE sez anything because they are afraid.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 06:02:24 PM
Also: She Reeks.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 06:06:56 PM
"Kick the Bobo" means the same thing in any language.  I, however, am far too much of a lady to define it here.

And we all know why you created the lovelump.

whateever that name came from a hiphop song but u wouldn't know that because u probably only listen to country up there in Looser-bec

too much of A LADY?! OH PLEASE. I HEAR the fishermen in Looser-bec call you "DOORKNOB" EVERYONE GETS A TURN

you HAD TO MAKE THIS PERSONAL DIDN"T YOU?

Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: TL on August 24, 2007, 06:29:00 PM
(http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/8714/warningzk3.jpg)

Pssst - Lubec or Cranston - if there's hell below, you're both gonna go...
(and Laurie, in a big way, too)
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 06:29:49 PM
S - Stuck-Up
A - Arrogent
R - Reeks
A - A RACSIST
H - Hell (where she's going)

Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 06:41:18 PM

Pssst - Lubec or Cranston - if there's hell below, you're both gonna go...
(and Laurie, in a big way, too)

I would WATCH WHAT U SAY TL because if U NEW about religions of the world U would know that in the BIBLE god said:

"DONT JUDGE LESS YOU BE JUDGED"

SO before you post pix of people saying that anybody is going to HELL remember to LOOK at the MAN IN THE MIRROR at POINT.

ALSO: why dont u get a REAL messageboard nickname COULD YOU ONLY AFFORD TWO LETTERS!!!
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: JP on August 24, 2007, 06:58:45 PM
We’re talking about unchecked aggression from Kickthebobo, I wonder what the deal is too?




(http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/8714/warningzk3.jpg)

Pssst - Lubec or Cranston - if there's hell below, you're both gonna go...
(and Laurie, in a big way, too)

Hey Mormons made it to that sandwich board!  Sports Nuts and Rebellious Women too!

Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Fido on August 24, 2007, 07:17:45 PM
Those posts are over the line.  Someone do something...quick.  There is no excuse for this.  Sarah, don't waste your time reading any further.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: TL on August 24, 2007, 07:19:12 PM
ALSO: why dont u get a REAL messageboard nickname COULD YOU ONLY AFFORD TWO LETTERS!!!

Touchée...
En garde!!
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 07:22:49 PM
Those posts are over the line.  Someone do something...quick.  There is no excuse for this.  Sarah, don't waste your time reading any further.

Well SARAH (looser from Looser-bec) Needs to learn that you don't take a knife to a gun fight and I TAKE A TANK to a Mother****ING gun fight.

(http://kickthebobo.com//tank11.jpg)
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 07:28:24 PM

Touchée...
En garde!!

OH arent U funny like a comedian! WHY don't you have your own TV show if U R so FUNNY? YOU DONT!

SO THEN...

(http://kickthebobo.com/crotch.jpg)
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 07:35:07 PM
(http://kickthebobo.com//tlisacomedian.jpg)
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: TL on August 24, 2007, 07:36:47 PM
"WHY DON'T YOU DOWNLOAD MY CROTCH"

Sounds great!
Luckily, I have a Mac, so I don't have to worry about viruses...

(http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/44356/200.jpg)

Get busy!!
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 07:46:27 PM
HEY TL: your GIRLFRIEND SARAH baked U a CAKE!!!

(http://kickthebobo.com//tlscake.jpg)
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Sarah on August 24, 2007, 07:51:42 PM
What can I say?  I'm at a loss.  And rather ashamed of myself for descending to Bobo's level, however briefly.  It's just that all this came as something of a shock to me.  And I'm more than a little creeped by the fact that from the well-spoken, literate fellow he's always been he's suddenly transformed into a full-fledged troll.    I never thought he was unstable, but now I'm beginning to wonder.  All I can think is that all those hours he's spent concocting his "art" have finally caused him to crack.  Or perhaps when I told him that I'm not really falling in love with him, it flipped some kind of switch.

I suppose I should just take it all as a weird compliment, a kind of bizarro-world flattery.  I'm just sorry the rest of you are being drawn into this.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: TL on August 24, 2007, 07:56:28 PM
"Secret ingredient: genital crabs"

Awesome - I hear genital crabs are now vegan!!
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 08:01:24 PM
"Secret ingredient: genital crabs"

Awesome - I hear genital crabs are now vegan!!


GOOD. Now you can go and live up in MAINE with your GIRLFRIEND SARAH and FIDO and have CRABS ALL THE TIME.

(http://kickthebobo.com//lubecsign.jpg)
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: GetOffMyBone on August 24, 2007, 08:08:35 PM
come on, guy
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: TL on August 24, 2007, 08:12:18 PM
"Secret ingredient: genital crabs"

Awesome - I hear genital crabs are now vegan!!


GOOD. Now you can go and live up in MAINE with your GIRLFRIEND SARAH and FIDO and have CRABS ALL THE TIME.

(http://kickthebobo.com//lubecsign.jpg)

Dag - apparently someone laced Cranston's BLUE supply with a particularly strong strain of old-style BIKER METH!!
(I'll be up to your place at around 4:45 AM to check it out, cool?)
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 08:12:23 PM
What can I say?  I'm at a loss.  And rather ashamed of myself for descending to Bobo's level, however briefly.  It's just that all this came as something of a shock to me.  And I'm more than a little creeped by the fact that from the well-spoken, literate fellow he's always been he's suddenly transformed into a full-fledged troll.    I never thought he was unstable, but now I'm beginning to wonder.  All I can think is that all those hours he's spent concocting his "art" have finally caused him to crack.  Or perhaps when I told him that I'm not really falling in love with him, it flipped some kind of switch.

I suppose I should just take it all as a weird compliment, a kind of bizarro-world flattery.  I'm just sorry the rest of you are being drawn into this.


OH THATS FUNNY SARAH. you should take

comedien lessons

from your NEW BOYFRIEND TL.

YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE NOT FEELING CREATURES?! what I told u WAS IN CONFEDENCE and NOW U SPREAD THAT OVER this internet message bored?!

U SED that weekend in LOOSER-BEC that we HAD WUZ SPECIAL!! Not so much now they say that hind site is twenty twenty vision. BUT YOU ARE NEARSIGHTED SARAH!

YOU are a FOWL TEMPTRESS and it will take me SO LONG TO RECOVER FROM THIS Heartbrake! when you emailed me on IM AND SED "iT'S OVER BOBO, IT WAS JUST FUN FOR THE TIME BEING" U made me feel like a TOY OF YOURS.  I AM NOT A TOY SARAH and I DON'T HAVE A

Toy HEART

BUT you SEEM TO THINK SO>!
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 08:13:46 PM
(http://kickthebobo.com//sadboyclown.jpg)
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Andy on August 24, 2007, 08:14:58 PM
Sarah's been so annoying lately that I'm starting to think she's a troll.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Sarah on August 24, 2007, 08:15:25 PM
BUT YOU ARE NEARSIGHTED SARAH!

Well, that much is true, anyway.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Sarah on August 24, 2007, 08:16:48 PM
Sarah's been so annoying lately that I'm starting to think she's a troll.

Et tu, Andy?  I say that more in sorrow than in anger.

Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: fletcher munson on August 24, 2007, 08:19:48 PM
truly sickening and sad....let me out of here
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Miss on August 24, 2007, 08:20:30 PM
if this is a joke, it's not funny.

i know scharpling & wurster, and you sir, are no scharpling & wurster.

edit: i guess i "get it" now, because i read a different thread.. but still not funny. :P
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Emily on August 24, 2007, 08:39:53 PM
Andy's one to talk. He's so ugly I mistook him for the iron monkey at the meet up.

for those of you who weren't there, he looks like this:
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/hippocatgeek/e_ironmonkey.jpg)

Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Sarah on August 24, 2007, 08:44:16 PM
Kind of cute.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 08:47:23 PM
truly sickening and sad....let me out of here

Sarah, I think this signals our time to drop the curtain and take a bow. You were fantastic, per usual.

(http://kickthebobo.com//bow07.jpg)
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Andy on August 24, 2007, 08:49:30 PM
truly sickening and sad....let me out of here

Sarah, I think this signals our time to drop the curtain and take a bow. You were fantastic, per usual.

(http://kickthebobo.com//bow07.jpg)
man, I feel duped but I stand by my troll comment.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Sarah on August 24, 2007, 08:50:56 PM
What can I say, Andy?  When you're right, you're right.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Andy on August 24, 2007, 08:54:15 PM
What can I say, Andy?  When you're right, you're right.
um, I think it's "When your right, your right"

pfft.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Sarah on August 24, 2007, 08:56:51 PM
Obviously, Bobo is a far more accomplished troll than I.  I can but stand in awe of his talent.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Andy on August 24, 2007, 08:58:27 PM
sometimes it's fun to play the heal (heel?)
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 09:03:53 PM
if this is a joke, it's not funny.

i know scharpling & wurster, and you sir, are no scharpling & wurster.

edit: i guess i "get it" now, because i read a different thread.. but still not funny. :P

Swissmiss, mine & Sarah's little ruse was in no way intended to be funny or hell, even interesting. I apologize for wasting your time, or in any way causing you any discomfort.

Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: TL on August 24, 2007, 09:05:38 PM
Wait, WHUT?? 
I thought you were MY boyfriend, Sarah! I mean, "girlfriend, Sarah!"
Why you lousy, two-timin', siren of the north coast!
I always knew you lobstahmen's daughters were trouble.
It's like "Brandy," but in reverse...
 ???   :o   >:(  >:(   :-\   :'(


And Bobo - Bobo...  bobo...
no meth?
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 09:06:26 PM
sometimes it's fun to play the heal (heel?)

I think its HEEL DONT U EVER WATCH WWF?!

(http://kickthebobo.com//Piper06.jpg)
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: John Junk on August 24, 2007, 09:08:34 PM
What can I say, Andy?  When you're right, you're right.
um, I think it's "When your right, your right"

pfft.

You're wrong.

Bobo, I laughed at the crying clown kid for a solid 35 seconds.  Excellent work.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Sarah on August 24, 2007, 09:11:18 PM
All I can say is, it was an honor.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 09:13:50 PM

And Bobo - Bobo...  bobo...
no meth?


TL, you and I both know for a fact that no high in the world can come close to the elation felt upon opening the mailbox and finding a letter, scented ever so slightly with lilac, and postmarked:

Lubec, ME

Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: TL on August 24, 2007, 09:14:26 PM

And Bobo - Bobo...  bobo...
no meth?


TL, you and I both know for a fact that no high in the world can come close to the elation felt upon opening the mailbox and finding a letter, scented ever so slightly with lilac, and postmarked:

Lubec, ME




You're murdered.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: fletcher munson on August 24, 2007, 09:18:56 PM
truly sickening and sad....let me out of here

Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 09:44:27 PM

You're murdered.


How about I murder your FACE? chump.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: TL on August 24, 2007, 09:56:21 PM

You're murdered.


How about I murder your FACE? chump.

HOW ARE YOU GONNA MURDER MY FACE, WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY MURDERED, you...  murdered guy, you?
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 10:02:33 PM

You're murdered.


How about I murder your FACE? chump.

HOW ARE YOU GONNA MURDER MY FACE, WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY MURDERED, you...  murdered guy, you?


How? I'll give you a hint. This is my weapon of choice:

(http://kickthebobo.com//converse-weapon.jpg)

I think I'll choose to do the Charleston right on top of that pretty little mug o' yours.

Note to Self: Learn to dance the Charleston
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: TL on August 24, 2007, 10:10:01 PM
Hey Bobo - UR gurlfrend Sarah made you a cake:

(http://www.slashfood.com/images/2005/10/corpse%20cake.jpg)

Secret Ingredient:  YOUR MOLDY CORPSE!!

Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 10:27:24 PM
Hey Bobo - UR gurlfrend Sarah made you a cake:

(http://www.slashfood.com/images/2005/10/corpse%20cake.jpg)

Secret Ingredient:  YOUR MOLDY CORPSE!!


NOW THAT WAS JUST GROSS.

(http://kickthebobo.com//deadtl.jpg)
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: TL on August 24, 2007, 10:47:24 PM
(http://kickthebobo.com//deadtl.jpg)


And that poor little guy was...  what - cuddled to death?
I could do worse.

By the way, maybe you should skip the Charleston - I know what shoes you normally wear, and they're MUCH better suited to the Limbo:

(http://home.earthlink.net/~kerryflipflop/images/kerry_01.JPG)


Me, however?...

(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2003/06/12/skinhead.jpg)


Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 24, 2007, 11:32:00 PM
(http://kickthebobo.com//docmartensad.jpg)
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Dorvid Barnas on August 24, 2007, 11:43:22 PM
best. thread. ever.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: TL on August 24, 2007, 11:46:48 PM
best. thread. ever.

Best. Friday night. Ever!!
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 25, 2007, 12:18:31 AM
It was great having you folks along for the ride. Before I call it a night, I will leave you with this:

This Must Be What Heaven Is Like! (http://www.cnn.com/video/?JSONLINK=video/offbeat/2007/08/10/vo.russia.cat.lady.reut&DPFPR=true&pks=ijsioc080607google)
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Fido on August 25, 2007, 01:08:25 AM
Oh, so this was a "feud"?  Ok.  Thanks for clearing this matter up.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Dan B on August 25, 2007, 01:10:46 AM
It was great having you folks along for the ride. Before I call it a night, I will leave you with this:

This Must Be What Heaven Is Like! (http://www.cnn.com/video/?JSONLINK=video/offbeat/2007/08/10/vo.russia.cat.lady.reut&DPFPR=true&pks=ijsioc080607google)
That almost made me puke.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Sarah on August 25, 2007, 08:13:20 AM
Wait, WHUT?? 
I thought you were MY boyfriend, Sarah! I mean, "girlfriend, Sarah!"
Why you lousy, two-timin', siren of the north coast!
I always knew you lobstahmen's daughters were trouble.
It's like "Brandy," but in reverse...
 ???   :o   >:(  >:(   :-\   :'(


And Bobo - Bobo...  bobo...
no meth?

Typical:  turn on the woman.  No wonder I dumped the both of yous.  Why don't you just cuddle up together with your meth and your teddy bears and your homoerotic "fighting" and leave me out of it?  I'm sick of playing your beard.

To invoke a childhood composition of mine, "Cesspool, whirlpool, kiss, kiss, kiss, TL and Bobo."

Creeps.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Laurie on August 25, 2007, 10:29:31 AM
STOP IT! STOP IT!

I hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight.  :'(
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: TL on August 25, 2007, 10:53:18 AM
STOP IT! STOP IT!

I hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight.  :'(


YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM!!

Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: jane on August 25, 2007, 11:06:29 AM
At first I wasn't sure what this was. 
I thought maybe this was something from a Cassavetes film. 
I half expected the next scene to be Bobo coming home from a hard day's work expecting to find his dinner on the table, only to spot Sarah sitting on the couch filing her nails. 
Bobo says, "Where's my dinner?" and Sarah's all, "I didn't make you any 'cause I'm not hungry." 
Then Bobo says, " Well, I'm going to McCrap to get a big burgee", and Sarah's like, "well then pick me up a double crap big burgee". 
Then Bobo comes home, eats his McCrap Combo Special and puts his feet up. 
Sarah's all, "Where's my Mc-yum-yum dinner?" and Bobo with a satisfied look on his face responds,
"I don't have any for ya' 'cause I'm not hungry." 
Then Tom sings over way too much of Velvet Revolver's "Contraband".
And, scene. 
Cameras back. 


Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Sarah on August 25, 2007, 11:11:07 AM
STOP IT! STOP IT!

I hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight.  :'(


YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM!!



Lay off the kid, you big lug.  What, you think you're in charge around here?

As for you, young lady, you just go outside and cut yourself a switch.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 25, 2007, 11:31:21 AM
STOP IT! STOP IT!
I hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight.  :'(
YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM!!
Lay off the kid, you big lug.  What, you think you're in charge around here?
As for you, young lady, you just go outside and cut yourself a switch.

Dammit TL, look what you've done! I told you we should have sent her to camp this summer, but noooo. I tell you, the child is incorrigible!

(http://kickthebobo.com//lauriecrying.jpg)

Just the other day, I caught her out on the front lawn...let's just say 'playing' in a way not befitting of a well-balanced child!

(http://kickthebobo.com//lawn-sprinkler.jpg)

Need I say more?
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Sarah on August 25, 2007, 11:38:45 AM
Well, to be fair, she was filthy at the time.  Trust you to misinterpret.  Oh well, I suppose I should just be grateful you didn't fly into one of your usual meth rages.  Of course, that was one of those rare days when you and TL had not been indulging in your favorite pastime. 
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 25, 2007, 11:58:02 AM
Well, to be fair, she was filthy at the time.  Trust you to misinterpret.  Oh well, I suppose I should just be grateful you didn't fly into one of your usual meth rages.  Of course, that was one of those rare days when you and TL had not been indulging in your favorite pastime. 

Sarah, how many times do I have to tell you?

What Happens in the Barn
STAYS IN THE BARN!



(http://kickthebobo.com//Power_Washer%28E235%29.jpg)
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Matt on August 25, 2007, 03:12:05 PM
if this is a joke, it's not funny.

i know scharpling & wurster, and you sir, are no scharpling & wurster.

edit: i guess i "get it" now, because i read a different thread.. but still not funny. :P

I agree. This thread = unfunny. Jason, could you please lock this nonsense thread down?
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 25, 2007, 03:28:30 PM
I agree. This thread = unfunny. Jason, could you please lock this nonsense thread down?

Yeah, I agree. Lock it down Jason.  Also, is there any way you can implement a "Let's try our hardest to entertain Swissmiss & Matt" section to the forum?

Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Sarah on August 25, 2007, 03:58:57 PM
Lord knows, locking it down is the only way people can avoid reading it. 
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 25, 2007, 04:07:27 PM
Also, I just ordered a dozen of these systems that we can entrust to some of our more discerning board members.

Sure, they were $17,000 each, but I think the gravity of the situation warrants it.

(http://kickthebobo.com//votingsystem.jpg)
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 25, 2007, 04:17:50 PM
At first I wasn't sure what this was. 
I thought maybe this was something from a Cassavetes film. 
I half expected the next scene to be Bobo coming home from a hard day's work expecting to find his dinner on the table, only to spot Sarah sitting on the couch filing her nails. 
Bobo says, "Where's my dinner?" and Sarah's all, "I didn't make you any 'cause I'm not hungry." 
Then Bobo says, " Well, I'm going to McCrap to get a big burgee", and Sarah's like, "well then pick me up a double crap big burgee". 
Then Bobo comes home, eats his McCrap Combo Special and puts his feet up. 
Sarah's all, "Where's my Mc-yum-yum dinner?" and Bobo with a satisfied look on his face responds,
"I don't have any for ya' 'cause I'm not hungry." 
Then Tom sings over way too much of Velvet Revolver's "Contraband".
And, scene. 
Cameras back. 


This exchange has played itself out all-too-many times during our tumultuous affair, so it's no surprise that I am typing this from underneath the kitchen sink, where I have been quietly rocking back and forth in a seemingly catatonic state for the past three hours. Or maybe it was that bad lunchmeat I just had.

In on the Kill Taker & that awful Le Tigre song taught me more about Cassavetes than any intro to film class ever could. References, Ahoy!
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: jane on August 25, 2007, 10:23:19 PM


This exchange has played itself out all-too-many times during our tumultuous affair, so it's no surprise that I am typing this from underneath the kitchen sink, where I have been quietly rocking back and forth in a seemingly catatonic state for the past three hours. Or maybe it was that bad lunchmeat I just had.

In on the Kill Taker & that awful Le Tigre song taught me more about Cassavetes than any intro to film class ever could. References, Ahoy!
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Hey, for the record, that Cassavetes reference was Tom’s, not mine (good one, Tom)

…  So what are you going to do now?

...Are you still confined under the sink? 

Maybe you should confine yourself to the Chase Manhattan Bank in Flatbush, Brooklyn, where you and your down-and-out friend Sal can try to steal enough money for your male lover to undergo a sex change operation.  Failing this (and you will), fly back in time to 1961 to find yourself smoking a Gauloise, locked  in a Paris hotel room (the kind you can touch all four walls in when you’re lying on the bed) with a beautiful, yet ultimately dangerous, American girl who sports a serious crew cut and sells the New York Herald Tribune on the street.  Escape her treachery by travelling over to 14th century Sweden - bring your chess set.  Then find yourself at an Italian spa retreat in the position of having to cast an actress from a bevy of beauties (some with pretty nice racks).  When you get back home ignore the lady from the radiator.  In heaven, everything is NOT fine.  Heaven, I hear, smells like a whole lot of cat poop.

Ok, I’ve exhausted my references.  (I tried without success to work in something from "Battleship Potemkin", oh well)  Have a great evening, Bobo.     
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Richard_From_CHI on August 25, 2007, 10:25:09 PM
I have absolutely no idea what in the hell has gone on in this thread. I suspect I'll be better off if I back away quietly.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: TL on August 26, 2007, 09:59:55 AM
I have absolutely no idea what in the hell has gone on in this thread. I suspect I'll be better off if I back away quietly.

You want the truth??  YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Laurie on August 26, 2007, 10:57:15 AM
I have absolutely no idea what in the hell has gone on in this thread. I suspect I'll be better off if I back away quietly.

You want the truth??  YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

Real original, Dad.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 26, 2007, 11:46:05 AM
I have absolutely no idea what in the hell has gone on in this thread. I suspect I'll be better off if I back away quietly.
You want the truth??  YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

TL, I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree. I have been tracking Richard's development for the past year, and all the numbers indicate that he is, indeed, ready.

Richard, please Fed Ex a stool sample and valid credit card information to the address that was tattooed on your forehead while you slept last night.

(http://kickthebobo.com//richardvoice.jpg)
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: TL on August 26, 2007, 11:48:37 AM
Real original, Dad.

Listen, young lady - you're in deep trouble as it is - I wouldn't push it if I were you, or there'll be no Geosense for the rest of the summer!
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 26, 2007, 12:23:27 PM


Hey, for the record, that Cassavetes reference was Tom’s, not mine (good one, Tom)

…  So what are you going to do now?

...Are you still confined under the sink? 

Maybe you should confine yourself to the Chase Manhattan Bank in Flatbush, Brooklyn, where you and your down-and-out friend Sal can try to steal enough money for your male lover to undergo a sex change operation.  Failing this (and you will), fly back in time to 1961 to find yourself smoking a Gauloise, locked  in a Paris hotel room (the kind you can touch all four walls in when you’re lying on the bed) with a beautiful, yet ultimately dangerous, American girl who sports a serious crew cut and sells the New York Herald Tribune on the street.  Escape her treachery by travelling over to 14th century Sweden - bring your chess set.  Then find yourself at an Italian spa retreat in the position of having to cast an actress from a bevy of beauties (some with pretty nice racks).  When you get back home ignore the lady from the radiator.  In heaven, everything is NOT fine.  Heaven, I hear, smells like a whole lot of cat poop.

Ok, I’ve exhausted my references.  (I tried without success to work in something from "Battleship Potemkin", oh well)  Have a great evening, Bobo.     


Jane, that post was pretty damn hot. like Liane Balaban in New Waterford Girl hot.

See if I can do this:

Dog Day Afternoon > Something by Godard? > Seventh Seal > La Dolce Vita (?) > Eraserhead

Re: Potemkin. I was kinda disappointed that you didn't weave in some sort of Odessa Steps/ Untouchables Baby Carriage/ Rambocky workout run triple threat in there, but rest assured, there is a team at MIT's Computational Forecasting Department working on the problem as we speak.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: KickTheBobo on August 26, 2007, 01:20:11 PM

Hey, for the record, that Cassavetes reference was Tom’s, not mine (good one, Tom)

…  So what are you going to do now?

...Are you still confined under the sink? 
 

I'm not quite sure where to go from here. Then again, that's a feeling that I'm all-too-familiar with.

I made it out from under the sink at approx. 7:45 GMT according to the report. Must've blacked out at some point because I woke up on the front lawn this morning wearing only a pair of 80's "Life's a Beach" swim trunks and a couple of fresh black eyes.

Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Sarah on August 26, 2007, 01:21:26 PM
Breathless.  And 8 1/2, not La Dolce Vita, I think.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Richard_From_CHI on August 26, 2007, 04:23:52 PM
I have absolutely no idea what in the hell has gone on in this thread. I suspect I'll be better off if I back away quietly.
You want the truth??  YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

TL, I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree. I have been tracking Richard's development for the past year, and all the numbers indicate that he is, indeed, ready.

Richard, please Fed Ex a stool sample and valid credit card information to the address that was tattooed on your forehead while you slept last night.

(http://kickthebobo.com//richardvoice.jpg)


After a nice chart like that how could I say no!!!
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: jane on August 26, 2007, 06:21:15 PM

Jane, that post was pretty damn hot. like Liane Balaban in New Waterford Girl hot.

See if I can do this:

Dog Day Afternoon > Something by Godard? > Seventh Seal > La Dolce Vita (?) > Eraserhead

Re: Potemkin. I was kinda disappointed that you didn't weave in some sort of Odessa Steps/ Untouchables Baby Carriage/ Rambocky workout run triple threat in there, but rest assured, there is a team at MIT's Computational Forecasting Department working on the problem as we speak.

yeah, that odessa steps scene is pretty harrowing but I have to say, though, I'm not familiar with "New Waterford Girl" or "Rambocky".  Where did you take your intro to film class?  Hey wait, Professor Zeigler teaches those films in his intro to film studies at Newbridge U, doesn't he? 

I've heard his curriculum includes a lot of other great films as well, like, Ski Hard, She's the One, Since You've Been Gone, Jerry Maguire, Telling You, Bounce, In the Weeds, Bodies Rest and Motion, Turner and Hooch, Duets, and many more.  I'm balloting for that course and hope I get in.  He only makes students write one paper for the whole term and it's always the same topic:  "The art of black comedy and the films of Nora Ephron".  And you can totally buy the paper on-line through a website called "B++ College Papers" run by a guy named Roy Jr.  Students keep handing in the same paper but Professor Zeigler never says anything.  It's totally hilarious.       
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: John Junk on August 26, 2007, 10:51:29 PM
if this is a joke, it's not funny.

i know scharpling & wurster, and you sir, are no scharpling & wurster.

edit: i guess i "get it" now, because i read a different thread.. but still not funny. :P

I agree. This thread = unfunny. Jason, could you please lock this nonsense thread down?

Go buy this album.  It was made for you.

(http://www.voceditalia.it/public/6499.jpg)

Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Matt on August 26, 2007, 11:05:25 PM
I agree. This thread = unfunny. Jason, could you please lock this nonsense thread down?

Go buy this album.  It was made for you.


<sigh> Okay, I withdraw my previous statement. I am in no position to critique someone else. Sorry.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: John Junk on August 26, 2007, 11:51:20 PM
Oh my God I think I made this guy quit the board!   :-[
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Andy on August 26, 2007, 11:58:19 PM
that's ok, I made Laurie quit one time.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Emily on August 27, 2007, 12:41:09 AM
hey Matt, come back!

Newbridge needs you and your map making skills!
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Stan on August 27, 2007, 10:38:19 AM
hey Matt, come back!

Newbridge needs you and your map making skills!


 Don't be soft serve, son.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Laurie on August 27, 2007, 11:40:05 AM
Stan, can I call you Uncle Stan?
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Stan on August 27, 2007, 09:11:55 PM
Stan, can I call you Uncle Stan?

Um, ok. My nieces call me that, so I guess you can as well.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: buffcoat on August 28, 2007, 09:59:14 AM
Not that anybody asked, but anyone can call me "uncle buffcoat."
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Laurie on August 28, 2007, 02:54:46 PM
Not that anybody asked, but anyone can call me "uncle buffcoat."

I'll just call you Buffy, thanks.
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: Emily on August 28, 2007, 02:56:04 PM
how about Uncle Buff
Title: Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
Post by: buffcoat on August 28, 2007, 04:43:01 PM
It's all good, as it were.