Author Topic: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?  (Read 25978 times)

jane

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Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
« Reply #75 on: August 25, 2007, 10:23:19 PM »


This exchange has played itself out all-too-many times during our tumultuous affair, so it's no surprise that I am typing this from underneath the kitchen sink, where I have been quietly rocking back and forth in a seemingly catatonic state for the past three hours. Or maybe it was that bad lunchmeat I just had.

In on the Kill Taker & that awful Le Tigre song taught me more about Cassavetes than any intro to film class ever could. References, Ahoy!
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Hey, for the record, that Cassavetes reference was Tom’s, not mine (good one, Tom)

…  So what are you going to do now?

...Are you still confined under the sink? 

Maybe you should confine yourself to the Chase Manhattan Bank in Flatbush, Brooklyn, where you and your down-and-out friend Sal can try to steal enough money for your male lover to undergo a sex change operation.  Failing this (and you will), fly back in time to 1961 to find yourself smoking a Gauloise, locked  in a Paris hotel room (the kind you can touch all four walls in when you’re lying on the bed) with a beautiful, yet ultimately dangerous, American girl who sports a serious crew cut and sells the New York Herald Tribune on the street.  Escape her treachery by travelling over to 14th century Sweden - bring your chess set.  Then find yourself at an Italian spa retreat in the position of having to cast an actress from a bevy of beauties (some with pretty nice racks).  When you get back home ignore the lady from the radiator.  In heaven, everything is NOT fine.  Heaven, I hear, smells like a whole lot of cat poop.

Ok, I’ve exhausted my references.  (I tried without success to work in something from "Battleship Potemkin", oh well)  Have a great evening, Bobo.     

Richard_From_CHI

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Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
« Reply #76 on: August 25, 2007, 10:25:09 PM »
I have absolutely no idea what in the hell has gone on in this thread. I suspect I'll be better off if I back away quietly.

TL

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Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
« Reply #77 on: August 26, 2007, 09:59:55 AM »
I have absolutely no idea what in the hell has gone on in this thread. I suspect I'll be better off if I back away quietly.

You want the truth??  YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
Now write me a receipt so I can tip on outta here...

Laurie

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Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
« Reply #78 on: August 26, 2007, 10:57:15 AM »
I have absolutely no idea what in the hell has gone on in this thread. I suspect I'll be better off if I back away quietly.

You want the truth??  YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

Real original, Dad.

KickTheBobo

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Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
« Reply #79 on: August 26, 2007, 11:46:05 AM »
I have absolutely no idea what in the hell has gone on in this thread. I suspect I'll be better off if I back away quietly.
You want the truth??  YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

TL, I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree. I have been tracking Richard's development for the past year, and all the numbers indicate that he is, indeed, ready.

Richard, please Fed Ex a stool sample and valid credit card information to the address that was tattooed on your forehead while you slept last night.



TL

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Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
« Reply #80 on: August 26, 2007, 11:48:37 AM »
Real original, Dad.

Listen, young lady - you're in deep trouble as it is - I wouldn't push it if I were you, or there'll be no Geosense for the rest of the summer!
Now write me a receipt so I can tip on outta here...

KickTheBobo

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Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
« Reply #81 on: August 26, 2007, 12:23:27 PM »


Hey, for the record, that Cassavetes reference was Tom’s, not mine (good one, Tom)

…  So what are you going to do now?

...Are you still confined under the sink? 

Maybe you should confine yourself to the Chase Manhattan Bank in Flatbush, Brooklyn, where you and your down-and-out friend Sal can try to steal enough money for your male lover to undergo a sex change operation.  Failing this (and you will), fly back in time to 1961 to find yourself smoking a Gauloise, locked  in a Paris hotel room (the kind you can touch all four walls in when you’re lying on the bed) with a beautiful, yet ultimately dangerous, American girl who sports a serious crew cut and sells the New York Herald Tribune on the street.  Escape her treachery by travelling over to 14th century Sweden - bring your chess set.  Then find yourself at an Italian spa retreat in the position of having to cast an actress from a bevy of beauties (some with pretty nice racks).  When you get back home ignore the lady from the radiator.  In heaven, everything is NOT fine.  Heaven, I hear, smells like a whole lot of cat poop.

Ok, I’ve exhausted my references.  (I tried without success to work in something from "Battleship Potemkin", oh well)  Have a great evening, Bobo.     


Jane, that post was pretty damn hot. like Liane Balaban in New Waterford Girl hot.

See if I can do this:

Dog Day Afternoon > Something by Godard? > Seventh Seal > La Dolce Vita (?) > Eraserhead

Re: Potemkin. I was kinda disappointed that you didn't weave in some sort of Odessa Steps/ Untouchables Baby Carriage/ Rambocky workout run triple threat in there, but rest assured, there is a team at MIT's Computational Forecasting Department working on the problem as we speak.

KickTheBobo

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Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
« Reply #82 on: August 26, 2007, 01:20:11 PM »

Hey, for the record, that Cassavetes reference was Tom’s, not mine (good one, Tom)

…  So what are you going to do now?

...Are you still confined under the sink? 
 

I'm not quite sure where to go from here. Then again, that's a feeling that I'm all-too-familiar with.

I made it out from under the sink at approx. 7:45 GMT according to the report. Must've blacked out at some point because I woke up on the front lawn this morning wearing only a pair of 80's "Life's a Beach" swim trunks and a couple of fresh black eyes.


Sarah

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Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
« Reply #83 on: August 26, 2007, 01:21:26 PM »
Breathless.  And 8 1/2, not La Dolce Vita, I think.

Richard_From_CHI

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Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
« Reply #84 on: August 26, 2007, 04:23:52 PM »
I have absolutely no idea what in the hell has gone on in this thread. I suspect I'll be better off if I back away quietly.
You want the truth??  YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

TL, I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree. I have been tracking Richard's development for the past year, and all the numbers indicate that he is, indeed, ready.

Richard, please Fed Ex a stool sample and valid credit card information to the address that was tattooed on your forehead while you slept last night.




After a nice chart like that how could I say no!!!

jane

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Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
« Reply #85 on: August 26, 2007, 06:21:15 PM »

Jane, that post was pretty damn hot. like Liane Balaban in New Waterford Girl hot.

See if I can do this:

Dog Day Afternoon > Something by Godard? > Seventh Seal > La Dolce Vita (?) > Eraserhead

Re: Potemkin. I was kinda disappointed that you didn't weave in some sort of Odessa Steps/ Untouchables Baby Carriage/ Rambocky workout run triple threat in there, but rest assured, there is a team at MIT's Computational Forecasting Department working on the problem as we speak.

yeah, that odessa steps scene is pretty harrowing but I have to say, though, I'm not familiar with "New Waterford Girl" or "Rambocky".  Where did you take your intro to film class?  Hey wait, Professor Zeigler teaches those films in his intro to film studies at Newbridge U, doesn't he? 

I've heard his curriculum includes a lot of other great films as well, like, Ski Hard, She's the One, Since You've Been Gone, Jerry Maguire, Telling You, Bounce, In the Weeds, Bodies Rest and Motion, Turner and Hooch, Duets, and many more.  I'm balloting for that course and hope I get in.  He only makes students write one paper for the whole term and it's always the same topic:  "The art of black comedy and the films of Nora Ephron".  And you can totally buy the paper on-line through a website called "B++ College Papers" run by a guy named Roy Jr.  Students keep handing in the same paper but Professor Zeigler never says anything.  It's totally hilarious.       

John Junk

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Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
« Reply #86 on: August 26, 2007, 10:51:29 PM »
if this is a joke, it's not funny.

i know scharpling & wurster, and you sir, are no scharpling & wurster.

edit: i guess i "get it" now, because i read a different thread.. but still not funny. :P

I agree. This thread = unfunny. Jason, could you please lock this nonsense thread down?

Go buy this album.  It was made for you.




Matt

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Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
« Reply #87 on: August 26, 2007, 11:05:25 PM »
I agree. This thread = unfunny. Jason, could you please lock this nonsense thread down?

Go buy this album.  It was made for you.


<sigh> Okay, I withdraw my previous statement. I am in no position to critique someone else. Sorry.

John Junk

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Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
« Reply #88 on: August 26, 2007, 11:51:20 PM »
Oh my God I think I made this guy quit the board!   :-[

Andy

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Re: Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?
« Reply #89 on: August 26, 2007, 11:58:19 PM »
that's ok, I made Laurie quit one time.
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