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Title: Please sign my petition, I am going to run for Mayor of Newbridge
Post by: Richard_From_CHI on September 13, 2007, 11:35:09 AM
If elected I will clean up Muffler Row.

I will remove the shanty town that has sprung up behind the Lady Footlocker.

And:

I will stamp out the Blue Epidemic.
Title: Re: Please sign my petition, I am going to run for Mayor of Newbridge
Post by: TL on September 13, 2007, 11:57:48 AM
If elected I will clean up Muffler Row.

I will remove the shanty town that has sprung up behind the Lady Footlocker.

And:

I will stamp out the Blue Epidemic.


Fascist!!
Title: Re: Please sign my petition, I am going to run for Mayor of Newbridge
Post by: Tim K in DC on September 13, 2007, 12:00:44 PM
Sorry, Richard. I'm holding out for a candidate that will work Blue into the hot lunch program.
Title: Re: Please sign my petition, I am going to run for Mayor of Newbridge
Post by: Omar on September 13, 2007, 12:09:47 PM
If elected I will clean up Muffler Row.

I will remove the shanty town that has sprung up behind the Lady Footlocker.

And:

I will stamp out the Blue Epidemic.


De-Newbridging Newbridge?  I'll pass.  However, if you could do something about the increasingly eccentric -- and largely inedible -- pancakes at the Pancake Promenade, I may reconsider.  I was there for brunch last Sunday, and the pancakes were filled with dice and peas.
Title: Re: Please sign my petition, I am going to run for Mayor of Newbridge
Post by: Richard_From_CHI on September 13, 2007, 12:45:18 PM
If elected I will clean up Muffler Row.

I will remove the shanty town that has sprung up behind the Lady Footlocker.

And:

I will stamp out the Blue Epidemic.


Fascist!!

I am running as the fascist candidate.

Title: Change in position statement
Post by: Richard_From_CHI on September 13, 2007, 12:45:52 PM
Blue will now be distributed with every hot lunch!
Title: Re: Please sign my petition, I am going to run for Mayor of Newbridge
Post by: Emily on September 13, 2007, 12:47:06 PM
can you even run? wouldn't you have to be Richard_From_NEWBR to qualify?
Title: Re: Please sign my petition, I am going to run for Mayor of Newbridge
Post by: Dorvid Barnas on September 13, 2007, 02:35:42 PM
(http://www.inman.com/blogger/uploaded_images/carpetbagger-702629.gif)
CARPETBAGGER!

(That's the first time I've used that word since learning it in 1987.  Woo-hoo!)
Title: Re: Please sign my petition, I am going to run for Mayor of Newbridge
Post by: Richard_From_CHI on September 13, 2007, 02:53:49 PM
If I win, I'll move to Newbridge. If Hillary can be a New Yorker, I can be a Newbridger.
Title: Re: Please sign my petition, I am going to run for Mayor of Newbridge
Post by: senorcorazon on September 13, 2007, 03:15:40 PM
No dice, I want Blue to be legalized The Wire "Hamsterdam" style, maybe near a certain lean-to or Lake Newbridge.
Title: Re: Please sign my petition, I am going to run for Mayor of Newbridge
Post by: Pride of Staten Island on September 13, 2007, 05:04:44 PM
I'm actually considering running for borough president of Staten Island. Because the election is held in an "off" election year (no mayoral, gubernatorial, senatioral or presidential elections) voter turn out is very low and our current BP won with only 7,000 votes despite Staten Island's half a million person population. I'm pretty sure I can top that.

TL, I've been telling people that if I win, the Pharmacists will play a free concert in the Staten Island Yankees stadium. Let me know if you are okay with this.
Title: Re: Please sign my petition, I am going to run for Mayor of Newbridge
Post by: TL on September 13, 2007, 08:52:07 PM
TL, I've been telling people that if I win, the Pharmacists will play a free concert in the Staten Island Yankees stadium. Let me know if you are okay with this.

Uhhhhhhh...  Definitely will have to see "the offer" on that one.  When I have a little more time, I'll post here about the LAST time I played in Staten Island (it was about 17 years ago).
Title: Re: Please sign my petition, I am going to run for Mayor of Newbridge
Post by: Forrest on September 13, 2007, 10:37:54 PM
I'm actually considering running for borough president of Staten Island. Because the election is held in an "off" election year (no mayoral, gubernatorial, senatioral or presidential elections) voter turn out is very low and our current BP won with only 7,000 votes despite Staten Island's half a million person population. I'm pretty sure I can top that.

TL, I've been telling people that if I win, the Pharmacists will play a free concert in the Staten Island Yankees stadium. Let me know if you are okay with this.

It's kind of frightening how plausible this plan sounds. I say go for it.
Title: Re: Please sign my petition, I am going to run for Mayor of Newbridge
Post by: Richard_From_CHI on September 14, 2007, 12:11:31 PM
Maybe we could pool pour resources, start a third party.

TL can play newbridge commons too!
Title: Re: Please sign my petition, I am going to run for Mayor of Newbridge
Post by: Tim K in DC on September 18, 2007, 01:52:53 AM
If I win, I'll move to Newbridge. If Hillary can be a New Yorker, I can be a Newbridger.

Is it Newbridger, or Newbridgian?
Title: Re: Please sign my petition, I am going to run for Mayor of Newbridge
Post by: Denim Gremlin on September 18, 2007, 03:39:36 AM
If I win, I'll move to Newbridge. If Hillary can be a New Yorker, I can be a Newbridger.

Is it Newbridger, or Newbridgian?

Newbridgese
Title: Re: Please sign my petition, I am going to run for Mayor of Newbridge
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on September 18, 2007, 08:55:50 AM
If I win, I'll move to Newbridge. If Hillary can be a New Yorker, I can be a Newbridger.

Is it Newbridger, or Newbridgian?

Newbridgese

Newbridginonian
Title: Re: Please sign my petition, I am going to run for Mayor of Newbridge
Post by: Laurie on September 18, 2007, 10:11:56 AM
Newbridgites.
Title: Re: Please sign my petition, I am going to run for Mayor of Newbridge
Post by: moonshake on September 18, 2007, 11:53:12 AM
Newbridgish
Title: Re: Please sign my petition, I am going to run for Mayor of Newbridge
Post by: Josh on September 18, 2007, 12:02:06 PM
Newbridgeleno

Newbridginal
Title: Re: Please sign my petition, I am going to run for Mayor of Newbridge
Post by: Emily on September 18, 2007, 12:41:02 PM
Newbridginary - a candidate with a vision for the future

Newbridgstitute - a call girl/boy who works exclusively in new bridge ?
Title: Re: Please sign my petition, I am going to run for Mayor of Newbridge
Post by: Omar on September 18, 2007, 01:19:23 PM
Cokehead: resident of Newbridge, 2000-May 2007.

Blue Fiend: resident of Newbridge, May 2007-present.
Title: Re: Please sign my petition, I am going to run for Mayor of Newbridge
Post by: Tim K in DC on September 18, 2007, 02:54:37 PM
Newtabridgian. i.e. resident of Cambridge = Cantabridgian.
Title: Re: Please sign my petition, I am going to run for Mayor of Newbridge
Post by: Spreekemp on September 18, 2007, 06:16:13 PM
Newbian