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Title: Fontasy.
Post by: Jason on December 29, 2007, 09:06:55 PM: What is your fontasy?

Mine -

Megan Mullally and I become romantically involved after winning the mixed doubles championship at Wimbledon.
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Post by: Andy on December 29, 2007, 09:14:47 PM: she's from Oklahoma.
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Post by: Forrest on December 29, 2007, 09:23:19 PM: Nellie McKay and I share a blanket on an airplane.
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Post by: scotttsss on December 29, 2007, 09:32:12 PM: Watching "Hoffman" with Peter Sellers again for the first time. My god.
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Post by: erika on December 29, 2007, 11:21:35 PM: Unlimited travel and food budget, along with the loss of the ability to gain weight or have high cholesterol. (this translates to me sampling various cheeses on every corner of the globe)
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Post by: dave from knoxville on December 29, 2007, 11:41:45 PM: As the second declared SuperCaller, I am living mine.
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Post by: Gilly on December 29, 2007, 11:41:53 PM: No bills. No job. RV.

I sound like I'm 70 but seriously, that's my fontasy.
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Post by: Chris L on December 30, 2007, 12:37:41 AM: FOT cuddle party
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Post by: Laurie on December 30, 2007, 12:44:08 AM: Jarvis Cocker. The rest of it is too filthy for elucidation.
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Post by: Forrest on December 30, 2007, 01:14:11 AM: Quote from: Mrs. Jarvis Cocker on December 30, 2007, 12:44:08 AM
elucidation.

Ooh. That got my blood flowing nicely.
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Post by: Denim Gremlin on December 30, 2007, 02:33:50 AM: I want to live in the picture on the back cover of Arlo Guthrie's Hobo's Lullaby.
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Post by: Jason on December 30, 2007, 03:34:05 AM: I liked a lot of your fontasies but I suspect most of you are not pushing yourselves.

I just fontasized that I was working for the Division of Youth and Family Services and that I successfully prosecuted the Trachtenburg Family Slideshow, having their daughter placed with foster parents.
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Post by: Dorvid Barnas on December 30, 2007, 03:58:24 AM: Morgan Murfee and I buy an LA performance space where we produce live comedy shows as a pleasant diversion from our film projects and vigorous love-making sessions.

I purposely misspelled her name so it won't come up in search engines. Cheers.
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Post by: KickTheBobo on December 30, 2007, 12:59:39 PM: (http://kickthebobo.com//Rachael%20Ray%20--%20medium%20rec.jpg)
(http://kickthebobo.com//280870958_525a612b3e.jpg)
(http://kickthebobo.com//crisco-0314.jpg)

Too much?
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Post by: Chris L on December 30, 2007, 01:13:11 PM: Captain Jack is now completely wrapped in clingfilm. I thank God I am alive at this moment.
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Post by: Sarah on December 30, 2007, 01:25:12 PM: I'd like to be seven again.
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Post by: TL on December 30, 2007, 01:38:15 PM: (http://grave.colunas.entretenimento.globo.com/fred_durst_.jpg)
(http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/05/16/no-county-old-men.jpg)
(http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/sdc/sdc159/close-up-of-chalk-outline-of-body-behind-police-tape-~-284404sdc.jpg)
(http://www.christianodell.com/blog/highfive.jpg)
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Post by: Gilly on December 30, 2007, 02:36:38 PM: I get wanting to lock the Joker up Bobo, but why the Crisco?
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Post by: Sarah on December 30, 2007, 02:58:45 PM: For some reason deep-frying popped into my mind. Of course, that may be because I'm editing a book about soul food right now.
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Post by: Matt on December 30, 2007, 03:17:40 PM: Quote from: Chris L on December 30, 2007, 12:37:41 AM
FOT cuddle party

You and me both, Chris L. You and me both.
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Post by: dave from knoxville on December 30, 2007, 04:20:10 PM: Hey Bobo,

You forgot the Twizzlers.
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Post by: scotttsss on December 30, 2007, 05:13:40 PM: Just deep fry her in Paula Dean. Two birds with one stone.
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Post by: Jason on December 30, 2007, 05:25:03 PM: Quote from: Sarah on December 30, 2007, 02:58:45 PM
\I'm editing a book about soul food right now.

Hey, me too.
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Post by: Sarah on December 30, 2007, 08:05:53 PM: Is yours really ineptly assembled, too? With lots of missing references? No wonder your spirits are low lately.
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Post by: Beth on December 31, 2007, 05:00:27 AM: I go to a formal ball with David Bowie.
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Post by: buffcoat on December 31, 2007, 12:29:51 PM: Quote from: Beth on December 31, 2007, 05:00:27 AM
I go to a formal ball with David Bowie.

Which David Bowie? You have so many to choose from.

My friend and I were talking about that today (I got Aladdin Sane for Christmas). Bing Crosby got ripped off: the sweater wearing Bowie was fey, sure, but Bing should have been treated to weird-pants Aladdin Sane, Diamond Dog, Ziggy, even long-hair Hunky Dory, man-dress Man Who Sold the World.
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Post by: Beth on December 31, 2007, 02:35:43 PM: Quote from: buffcoat on December 31, 2007, 12:29:51 PM
Quote from: Beth on December 31, 2007, 05:00:27 AM
I go to a formal ball with David Bowie.

Which David Bowie? You have so many to choose from.

My friend and I were talking about that today (I got Aladdin Sane for Christmas). Bing Crosby got ripped off: the sweater wearing Bowie was fey, sure, but Bing should have been treated to weird-pants Aladdin Sane, Diamond Dog, Ziggy, even long-hair Hunky Dory, man-dress Man Who Sold the World.

I actually think I would go with Heathen era David Bowie with the white cut suit, when he looked like a male Grace Jones. I would just love to have him on my arm at a ball dressed like that.

But I think he was at his hottest during the Ziggy Stardust era, so I might be tempted to go with that as well. It's so hard to decide!
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Post by: Sarah on December 31, 2007, 02:57:43 PM: All this makes me think of Jemaine as Bowie. Also, less happily, of all that dreadful talk a while ago of the real thing's lump in Labyrinth (http://www.friendsoftom.com/forum/index.php/topic,1123.msg11815.html#msg11815).
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Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on December 31, 2007, 04:45:54 PM: My fontasy is that Dave from Knoxville was the first named supercaller.
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Post by: Emily on December 31, 2007, 04:49:37 PM: i have a dream of being a burlesque dancer. but i think that stems from listening to the soundtrack of Gypsy (the Ethel Merman musical) over and over again as a young child.
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Post by: Jixby Phillips on January 01, 2008, 05:28:36 AM: A bunch of babes doing all kinds of smootches to my face

Holding hands with a girl

Getting married
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Post by: kenkwan on January 16, 2008, 11:33:16 PM: Quote from: Scraps on December 30, 2007, 05:13:40 PM
Just deep fry her in Paula Dean. Two birds with one stone.
Don't forget the butter!
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Post by: senorcorazon on January 17, 2008, 10:33:13 AM: Quote from: KickTheBobo on December 30, 2007, 12:59:39 PM
(http://kickthebobo.com//Rachael%20Ray%20--%20medium%20rec.jpg)
Too much?

If you mean locking her in there and making her eat only crisco and locking her in your basement, then no. The thing missing is the bat to hit the cage with occasionally while you say "yummers!"
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Post by: senorcorazon on January 17, 2008, 10:36:09 AM: A barn with a nice kitchen, good art supplies, and friends within walking distance.