I go to a formal ball with David Bowie.
Which David Bowie? You have so many to choose from.
My friend and I were talking about that today (I got Aladdin Sane for Christmas). Bing Crosby got ripped off: the sweater wearing Bowie was fey, sure, but Bing should have been treated to weird-pants Aladdin Sane, Diamond Dog, Ziggy, even long-hair Hunky Dory, man-dress Man Who Sold the World.