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Title: Why All Conjugations of James Must Go, Gone, Going, and Went
Post by: tenspeed on April 16, 2008, 12:45:11 PM

This thread risks the chance for further encouragement, the last thing The James Movement needs, but I can't resist.  It's like being stuck in traffic behind an accident on on the Pulaski Skyway.   You spend an hour cursing at everyone else for looking, but what happens when it's your turn?  Maybe a slight look out of the corner of your eye, if your lucky.   More times than not, a full fledged gawk--I'm sure.

And why do I relay this metaphor, BECAUSE IT'S HACKNEYED--just like being Jamesed.

Therefore, I would like to list the reasons why all conjugations of James must go, including "Jame," "James," "Jamesed," Jamesing," and the pluperfect "had jamesed."

1: It tries to hard, which is a bad thing if you're trying to impress the too-cool-for-school sect
2: It obviously never heard Mr. T from yesteryear, and if it had, it would realize it's trying to hard
3: It's not original enough for WFMU, Mr. T: original   
4: Does it want to replace "You've been rick rolled", if so go back to #1
5: Tom has successfully made it funny, which means the bad guys lost and it's time to move on

Title: Re: Why All Conjugations of James Must Go, Gone, Going, and Went
Post by: Stupornaut on April 16, 2008, 12:53:45 PM
I have a theory behind all this Jamesery: instead of desperately seeking approval, James actually gets a perverse kick out of being detested. He should get on the line during a Spike call and they can work out the precise nature of his sad, weird little masochism. Maybe some diffipline will work things out.

The thing is, Jimmy -- we should start calling him Jimmy to weaken the "brand recognition" -- would just be a fairly unremarkable, Goshen-lite mutant (at least from his on-air persona; his off-air cozying up to/taunting of Tom is super-creepy) if it wasn't for that catchphrase, which always bothered me because it has never adequately been established that being "Jamesed" actually means anything -- especially now -- outside tedium-fueled "here we go again"-type irritation. Being Jamesed is like the pasteurized process cheese food version of being zung.
Title: Re: Why All Conjugations of James Must Go, Gone, Going, and Went
Post by: tenspeed on April 16, 2008, 01:53:21 PM
Yeah, Jimmy is definitely attempting a branding campaign. 

He probably falls into either of two categories:

a) Jerky Boys mentality

b) He believes he's engaged some cerebral, dada inspired, public performance--which is actually more irritating than the Jerky Boys mentality
Title: Re: Why All Conjugations of James Must Go, Gone, Going, and Went
Post by: todd on April 16, 2008, 01:56:13 PM
Calling him Jimmy, Jim, Jimbo, or "Jimmy The Rug" is a great idea.
Title: Re: Why All Conjugations of James Must Go, Gone, Going, and Went
Post by: Dorvid Barnas on April 16, 2008, 04:04:14 PM
Jimmy Toup.
Title: Re: Why All Conjugations of James Must Go, Gone, Going, and Went
Post by: dania on April 16, 2008, 07:09:12 PM
How about calling him "That Guy Who Wears A Bad Toupee"
Title: Re: Why All Conjugations of James Must Go, Gone, Going, and Went
Post by: Stupornaut on April 16, 2008, 07:39:49 PM
Or "Hairpiece". Just "Hairpiece".
Title: Re: Why All Conjugations of James Must Go, Gone, Going, and Went
Post by: tenspeed on April 17, 2008, 03:30:45 PM


Jimmy in the morning, "what should I wear today?"  "I think I'll go blonde."

(http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/william-shatners-toupee-cupboard-11145.jpg)
Title: Re: Why All Conjugations of James Must Go, Gone, Going, and Went
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on April 17, 2008, 03:47:29 PM
I really think it's a weave.
Title: Re: Why All Conjugations of James Must Go, Gone, Going, and Went
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on April 17, 2008, 04:29:28 PM
I have a theory behind all this Jamesery: instead of desperately seeking approval, James actually gets a perverse kick out of being detested.

although, i dont think its a perverse kick as much as just good, old-fashioned attention.  it falls under, "theres no such thing as bad publicity".
Title: Re: Why All Conjugations of James Must Go, Gone, Going, and Went
Post by: tenspeed on April 17, 2008, 05:52:15 PM
Jimmy at work:
 
(http://gildahairstud.e-siteworks.com/nss-folder/pictures/toupee%20guy%20before%20250h.gif)

"Buy!" "Sell!" "No wait, buy!"
Title: Re: Why All Conjugations of James Must Go, Gone, Going, and Went
Post by: WavyGravy on April 18, 2008, 07:03:12 AM
pick up a can of spray paint  Jimmy!
Title: Re: Why All Conjugations of James Must Go, Gone, Going, and Went
Post by: Beth on April 18, 2008, 02:31:14 PM


Jimmy in the morning, "what should I wear today?"  "I think I'll go blonde."

(http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/william-shatners-toupee-cupboard-11145.jpg)


auggggh!! tribbles give me nightmares.
Title: Re: Why All Conjugations of James Must Go, Gone, Going, and Went
Post by: Regular Joe on April 19, 2008, 09:02:16 AM


Jimmy in the morning, "what should I wear today?"  "I think I'll go blonde."

(http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/william-shatners-toupee-cupboard-11145.jpg)


auggggh!! tribbles give me nightmares.

Warm, cuddly nightmares. I hear ya!
Title: Re: Why All Conjugations of James Must Go, Gone, Going, and Went
Post by: Beth on April 19, 2008, 05:40:24 PM


Jimmy in the morning, "what should I wear today?"  "I think I'll go blonde."

(http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/william-shatners-toupee-cupboard-11145.jpg)


auggggh!! tribbles give me nightmares.

Warm, cuddly nightmares. I hear ya!

The horror I felt when I first saw that episode still stays with me. One is okay, but those things were coming out of every possible opening. Imagine those things living in the walls of your house. Everytime you open a door, a million tribbles fall out on top of you.
Title: Re: Why All Conjugations of James Must Go, Gone, Going, and Went
Post by: Sarah on April 19, 2008, 06:35:58 PM
I think I said this elsewhere:  a surfeit of anything is disgusting.
Title: Re: Why All Conjugations of James Must Go, Gone, Going, and Went
Post by: Regular Joe on April 19, 2008, 09:37:28 PM


Jimmy in the morning, "what should I wear today?"  "I think I'll go blonde."

(http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/william-shatners-toupee-cupboard-11145.jpg)


auggggh!! tribbles give me nightmares.

Warm, cuddly nightmares. I hear ya!

The horror I felt when I first saw that episode still stays with me. One is okay, but those things were coming out of every possible opening. Imagine those things living in the walls of your house. Everytime you open a door, a million tribbles fall out on top of you.

That actually would be horrifying, now that you put it like that. I was walking down the street today and leaned on a lamppost, right up against a wet, brown, faux fur (i think) handbag hanging from a sign. It fell on me, and I screamed like a woman. Imagine if there were like hundreds of those! Yeesh.
Title: Re: Why All Conjugations of James Must Go, Gone, Going, and Went
Post by: A.M. Thomas on April 20, 2008, 12:32:04 AM
Someone find and post "James'" facebook profile.
Title: Re: Why All Conjugations of James Must Go, Gone, Going, and Went
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on April 20, 2008, 11:22:32 AM
He's Jeremy Quetglas.  He's friends with me, and Laurie, and probably a few others.