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Title: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: TheAce on January 23, 2007, 12:42:43 AM: Ive already found it.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/thetigerandthesnow/

See if you can make it through the whole trailer. You can't.
This will hands down be the worst movie of 2007.
I challenge you to find worse.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: Chris L on January 23, 2007, 05:44:27 AM: I wished I hadn't made it through the whole trailer, because now I have no choice but to agree with Tom about Tom Waits.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: jed on February 01, 2007, 03:34:56 PM: this reminds me of another movie i saw once where the horror of a wwii concentration camp was the backdrop for silly jokes and slapstick.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: Jason on February 01, 2007, 05:48:59 PM: Quote from: jed on February 01, 2007, 03:34:56 PM
this reminds me of another movie i saw once where the horror of a wwii concentration camp was the backdrop for silly jokes and slapstick.

I liked that film, I like Down By Law too.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: Kid Icarus on February 01, 2007, 08:26:56 PM: I'm insulted that my fake video contest entries haven't been mentioned yet.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: John Junk on February 06, 2007, 02:07:50 PM: What about The Numer 23?? I think The Number 23 looks totally worse. Jim Carrey gets obsessed with the number 23 for some reason. He starts going off on how lots of different things either have 2's or 3's or add up to 23 or how 23 becomes other scary numbers when it's added to or subtracted from other numbers. It's like Pi mixed with the "You'll be thinking about a plate of shrimp, and all the sudden someone will say 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp'" bit from Repo Man, also mixed inexplicably with, like, Seven. For some reason the number 23 makes Jim Carrey go crazy and it looks like he's gonna murder Virginia Madsen in exchange for Virginia Madsen's tired-sodomite-slag alternate self(??). I almost gotta go cause I feel an awfulsome comin' on!
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: Laurie on February 06, 2007, 03:41:55 PM: And then someone says, "I just ate 23 Krispy Kreme donuts in one setting," and Jim Carrey whips it out and pees on Virginia Madsen's dog for no discernable reason!
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: Amplituden on February 09, 2007, 10:18:16 PM: I threw up in my mouth a little when that trailer was over.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: Richard_From_CHI on February 10, 2007, 07:45:01 AM: We can only hope 23 can rest in Repo Man's shadow!
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: Grimlock on February 10, 2007, 04:55:48 PM: Number 23:

Anytime you feels the need to create a character in a movie who obsessivley scrawls arcane symbols all over everything, you should shoot yourself.

If, however, you create a character who builds Devil's Tower out of a broadcoalition of poo, I call that remake gold:

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Thanks!
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: Grimlock on February 10, 2007, 05:02:11 PM: 23 = The Crapbala

Batman Returns + pi = 23

23 - 23 = 0 or the number of films Joel Schumacker should have been allowed to make or

Number of times Jim Carrey sticks out his butt in this trailer = 0

I hope that at the end bees fly out of Jim Carrey and it turns out that it's really a Candyman sequel
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: Sploops on February 10, 2007, 06:02:25 PM: Joel Schumacher shouldn't be allowed to make movies??!!!
Come on, 8MM and Falling Down are some of the all time most awfulsome movies of recent history. I love them (especially Falling Down) in a twisted way even though they are complete garbage. Some people also seem to have fond childhood memories of Lost Boys, I don't get it. After the scene with shirtless be-chained guy playing sax is over it's all downhill.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: Laurie on February 10, 2007, 06:19:28 PM: I fucking loved Lost Boys.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: Grimlock on February 10, 2007, 06:27:36 PM: Anybody could have made Lost Boys. John Hughes should have directed it, at least it might have had some canned poignancy.

The Phantom of the Opera (2004)
crap
I'm Only Looking: The Best of INXS (2004) (V) (video "Devil Inside")
crap
Veronica Guerin (2003)
???crap???
Phone Booth (2002)
super stupid crap
Bad Company (2002)
???crap
Tigerland (2000)
crap
Flawless (1999)
crap
8MM (1999)
... aka 8mm - Acht Millimeter (Germany)
acht crap
Batman & Robin (1997)
crap
A Time to Kill (1996)
crap
Batman Forever (1995)
crap
The Client (1994)
crap
Falling Down (1993)
crap
"2000 Malibu Road" (1992) TV Series
crap
Dying Young (1991)
crap
Flatliners (1990)
crap
Cousins (1989)
crap
INXS: Kick: The Video Flick (1988) (V) (video "Devil Inside")
crap
The Lost Boys (1987)
crap
St. Elmo's Fire (1985)
crap
D.C. Cab (1983)
crap
The Incredible Shrinking Woman (1981)
crap
Amateur Night at the Dixie Bar and Grill (1979) (TV)
crap
The Virginia Hill Story (1974) (TV)
crap
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: Richard_From_CHI on February 11, 2007, 11:29:44 AM: The moving text makes my brain hurt.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: Josh on February 11, 2007, 11:56:46 AM: I will not abide anti-D.C. Cab talk
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: buffcoat on February 12, 2007, 11:16:19 AM: That CIA movie "The Good Shepherd" was terribly boring, I mean like if that dude set out to make a deliberately boring movie he succeeded. And I watched all of "Koyanisquatsi."

That's the LAST time I ever rely on Larry King to tell me what movie to go see.

Bor----rrrring.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: Laurie on February 12, 2007, 11:33:31 AM: Quote from: buffcoat on February 12, 2007, 11:16:19 AM
That CIA movie "The Good Shepherd" was terribly boring, I mean like if that dude set out to make a deliberately boring movie he succeeded. And I watched all of "Koyanisquatsi."

That's the LAST time I ever rely on Larry King to tell me what movie to go see.

Bor----rrrring.

Oh lord, I watched all of Koyanicrapsi, too. AWFUL. That's maybe a movie Bryce would enjoy. You know, if he turned the Philip Glass muzak down and cranked up the Dead. Ugh.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: Chris L on February 12, 2007, 01:33:04 PM: I would love to hear Bryce try to pronounce "Koyanisquatsi"
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: Fido on February 12, 2007, 07:20:25 PM: I loved Koyaniquattsi or however it is supposed to be spelled (feeling too lazy to hit the "back" button and find out but strangely enough, not too lazy to type all of this) and I don't mind saying so. I've seen it two or three times actually, and no, I do not use drugs.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: Laurie on February 12, 2007, 07:50:11 PM: Quote from: Fido on February 12, 2007, 07:20:25 PM
I loved Koyaniquattsi or however it is supposed to be spelled (feeling too lazy to hit the "back" button and find out but strangely enough, not too lazy to type all of this) and I don't mind saying so. I've seen it two or three times actually, and no, I do not use drugs.

I would have your residence checked for carbon monoxide leaks.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: JimmyKustes on February 13, 2007, 08:05:00 PM: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=8712
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: buffcoat on February 14, 2007, 01:30:55 PM: fido: You should check out the sequels.

Powaqqatsi http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095895/

and

Naqoyqatsi http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0145937/

or, alternatively, listen to Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music."
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: Jason on February 14, 2007, 02:02:47 PM: Yeah, Naqoyqatsi really ties the three films together plotwise.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: Jon Solomon on February 17, 2007, 11:26:02 AM: Quote from: TheAce on January 23, 2007, 12:42:43 AM
Ive already found it.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/thetigerandthesnow/

See if you can make it through the whole trailer. You can't.
This will hands down be the worst movie of 2007.
I challenge you to find worse.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/mgm/mrbrooks/

In the long run, this *could* trump The Tiger vs. The Snow.

By the way, my money is on the tiger.

Jon
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: TL on February 17, 2007, 11:31:03 AM: The Incredible Shrinking Woman was hilarious.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: Josh on February 17, 2007, 01:02:14 PM: Quote from: TheAce on January 23, 2007, 12:42:43 AM
Ive already found it.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/thetigerandthesnow/

See if you can make it through the whole trailer. You can't.
This will hands down be the worst movie of 2007.
I challenge you to find worse.
If anything can stop the war (even for a day), it's this.

"with the extraordinary participation of Tom Waits" What does that even mean?! Has there ever been a more ridiculous credit?
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: Stan on February 18, 2007, 09:03:50 PM: Quote from: arcuradio on February 17, 2007, 01:02:14 PM
Has there ever been a more ridiculous credit?

Take note of line three: Introducing Pete Jamison As 'Manager For Life'.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/alembic14/ole-596_watch_me_jumpstart.jpg)
Define...life.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: PhilH on February 18, 2007, 10:15:57 PM: Mr Brooks

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780571/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780571/)
http://www.apple.com/trailers/mgm/mrbrooks/hd/ (http://www.apple.com/trailers/mgm/mrbrooks/hd/)

Dane Cook in a psychological thriller. What could go wrong?
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: Cori on February 19, 2007, 06:47:42 PM: Quote from: PhilH on February 18, 2007, 10:15:57 PM
Mr Brooks

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780571/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780571/)
http://www.apple.com/trailers/mgm/mrbrooks/hd/ (http://www.apple.com/trailers/mgm/mrbrooks/hd/)

Dane Cook in a psychological thriller. What could go wrong?

Oh dear sweet Jesus, you have got to be shitting me.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007
Post by: TheAce on February 24, 2007, 03:10:42 AM: "http://www.apple.com/trailers/mgm/mrbrooks/

In the long run, this *could* trump The Tiger vs. The Snow.

By the way, my money is on the tiger.

Jon"

Wow. This is going to be an amazing run for bad film. Im half expecting to see an epic tradgedy staring Carlos Mencia next week.

And in the Tiger vs. Snow battle, which I liken to Clinton vs. Obama, Im taking the snow.