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Title: Talented Jerks
Post by: nec13 on June 03, 2009, 06:25:14 PM
This is pretty self-explanatory. Who are some talented people from the world of entertainment, athletics, etc. that also happen to be absolute creeps? If you have ever had any personal encounters with such people, you can share them here.

I'll give a couple of names that immediately spring to mind:

Miles Davis
Phil Spector
Jay Reatard
Dave Kingman 
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: DoodleJump! on June 03, 2009, 06:28:13 PM
Mickey
Dolenz
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: buffcoat on June 03, 2009, 09:09:53 PM
Kingman's a jerk?
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: nec13 on June 03, 2009, 09:12:11 PM
Kingman's a jerk?

He once sent a live rat to a female sportswriter. I suppose there are worse things that one could do, however.

But it does indicate certain "anti-social" tendencies.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: masterofsparks on June 03, 2009, 09:31:25 PM
Jerry Lee Lewis has to be near the top of the list.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: nec13 on June 03, 2009, 09:33:09 PM
Herb Tarlek
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: NJL on June 03, 2009, 11:49:48 PM
Stanley Kubrick?
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: jbissell on June 04, 2009, 12:05:47 AM
Mike Tyson.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: nec13 on June 04, 2009, 12:30:51 AM
Barry Bonds
Orson Welles
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: cutout on June 04, 2009, 12:49:05 AM
Lou Reed
Ezra Pound
Stephen Dobyns
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Fido on June 04, 2009, 12:59:53 AM
Lou Reed is a jerk? I'm really sorry to hear that.

Ezra Pound really could just about top any list of talented jerks. Great poet, but an intellectual fascist. 'Nuff said.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: nec13 on June 04, 2009, 01:05:24 AM
Lou Reed is a jerk? I'm really sorry to hear that.

Did you ever read that interview that he did with Lester Bangs c. 1975? I think it's in one of those Bangs anthologies that came out a few years ago. He comes across as a complete tool. Of course, the copious amount of drugs that he was ingesting probably affected his disposition. But if you read any recent interviews, he really hasn't changed all that much.

Come to think of it, Lester Bangs would probably belong on this list also.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Sarah on June 04, 2009, 07:53:01 AM
Jerry Lee Lewis has to be near the top of the list.


So is Jerry Lewis.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Bryan on June 04, 2009, 09:46:34 AM
David O. Russell

And btw, I think this one:

Phil Spector

may transcend the 'jerk' category.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Chris L on June 04, 2009, 10:15:31 AM
Jerry Lee Lewis has to be near the top of the list.


So is Jerry Lewis.

The thread is talented jerks. 
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Sarah on June 04, 2009, 10:42:03 AM
Jerry Lee Lewis has to be near the top of the list.


So is Jerry Lewis.

The thread is talented jerks. 

Pardonnez-moi:  Jerry Lewis aussi.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on June 04, 2009, 10:59:14 AM
Jay Reatard's a jerk?
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Steeley Chris on June 04, 2009, 11:26:43 AM
Johnny Ramone.
"Even John had to laugh... But he didn't. He just got madduh... and madduh... and madduh."

I have a feeling that Lou Reed was a crotchety old man even in the mid-60s. I don't hold it against him, though.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: jbissell on June 04, 2009, 11:28:05 AM
90% of superstar athletes.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Bryan on June 04, 2009, 12:05:39 PM
Sacha Baron Cohen (probably)
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Andy on June 04, 2009, 12:14:19 PM
paul simon
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Sarah on June 04, 2009, 12:39:55 PM
I have a feeling that Lou Reed was a crotchety old man even in the mid-60s. I don't hold it against him, though.

This is probably why I liked him from the very first time I heard him, when I was a crotchety fourteen-year-old.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: nec13 on June 04, 2009, 01:30:47 PM
Mickey Mantle. The book Ball Four would confirm this.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: dave from knoxville on June 04, 2009, 04:09:15 PM
Here's a long excerpt from an interview Lou Reed did about a year back with a reporter from Knoxville's major independent newspaper, Metropulse. I can't decide if he's an ass or just really out-there funny.




The “Lou Reed is an asshole” theme is so well-worn, it’s practically a genre of rock journalism, with the classic and best forms of it being traced back to Lester Bangs in the ’70s. Bangs went to battle with Reed on several occasions—and his now-classic essays were as good as anything Reed recorded during that decade. Any similar articles today are really just imitations of the Bangs interviews, with Reed offering a parody of himself—or playing the role everyone expects him to.

I hate to write the same tired story that’s been written so many times before, but, unfortunately, the guy really doesn’t give me all that much to work with in the 10 minutes or so I talk to him on the phone.

It’s not that he’s a jerk, exactly—I’ve interviewed more uncooperative musicians—but it’s clear from the start that this is the last thing he wants to be doing. Like most things, rock journalism is a formula. When you get only 10 minutes to talk to someone on the phone, what else could it be? You want a few snappy quotes to weave through an article that hopefully will have a unifying theme to it.

Reed has absolutely no interest in helping you complete the formula, which makes him both admirable and a pain in the ass. Maybe he just can’t stomach having his quotes spun in all different directions, so he keeps giving interviewers the same story: I’m an asshole. Your questions are stupid. You’re an idiot. I’m Lou Reed. Why am I talking to you? Are we done?

Here’s the thing about this whole asshole schtick—I don’t really believe it. He’s certainly a grump, but Lou Reed is clearly not without sensitivity and humanity. Hudson River Wind Meditations was written as music for his own daily Tai Chi routine. In March, he joined David Byrne, Moby, and other musicians in New York to give a concert benefiting the Iraq Veterans Against the War. He’s written incredibly sensitive music, imagining himself in the shoes of not just drug addicts and transsexuals, but a poor Latino kid who dreams of being a drug dealer. His collaboration with his former bandmate John Cale, Songs for Drella, about their mentor Andy Warhol, is one of the most touching things ever recorded—the damn thing has brought me to tears several times. Plus, he dates Laurie Anderson, and it’s hard to imagine her putting up with his shit all the time, so the guy must have a softer side.

But he doesn’t really show much interest in talking about any of it.

When I ask him whether he thinks the anti-war benefit had any effect, he shoots back, “I have no idea. Why don’t you ask people?” I rephrase my question slightly, saying I was curious whether he thought it did any good. “Everybody’s curious. Does it do something? Who knows. But it’s better than doing nothing.”

Then he gives me a little more: “President Vaclav Havel [writer and former Czech Republic president] once told me that music can’t change anything. People change things. But music can change people and people change things.”

He says the show was aimed at communicating to their New York friends. But nothing else I ask seems to get him talking. Other questions get short, bland responses.

I tell him that the music he wrote years ago still has a great effect on people, but that material was written during a much different time in his life. I ask him whether his feelings about that music have changed much—whether it’s weird to be playing something live that he wrote when he was in his 20s. “Some of it’s 30 years old,” he says. “What do you think?”

Does he hear his influence in contemporary bands? “Every once in a while, I hear something and it sounds familiar. But my ideas have all been pretty simple.”

What does he think of his influence? “I don’t know. You were the one who asked the question.”

Well, do you feel ripped off or flattered? “I feel flattered.”

Has his approach to songwriting changed over the years? “The way I do things is pretty much the same. I don’t understand the process. I tried to figure it out and I can’t do it. The most I try to do is stay out of the way,” he says.

Why did he start doing Tai Chi? “I wanted a form of exercise that was aesthetically interesting and engaged the mind and taught self-defense,” he says.

Hudson River Wind Meditations was recorded using some new computer programs. “I made it for myself. I had people come over and meditate,” he says. Their responses prompted him to release it.





As my 10 minutes with Reed winds down, he gets impatient. “Are we done?” he asks. It’s not really a question, since he’s not asking my permission to go. It’s more like he’s just letting me know I’ve got nothing to remotely interest him and I’m wasting his time.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: dave from knoxville on June 04, 2009, 04:10:19 PM
I neglected to attribute; that interview was conducted by Joe Tarr

http://www.metropulse.com/staff/joe-tarr/

Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: nec13 on June 04, 2009, 05:29:10 PM
Lou doesn't care anymore. Then again, he's 67 and he's venerated in music circles. Why should he?
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Sarah on June 04, 2009, 05:35:35 PM
I believe Rainer posted some fine Lou Reed reminiscences on this board a while back.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: DoodleJump! on June 04, 2009, 11:02:42 PM
I always got the idea that Tim and Eric are jerks.
I guess they're talented. I think they're funny sometimes, but I know some people who are very gung-ho about them.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: yesno on June 05, 2009, 01:09:43 AM
Johnny Carson
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: nec13 on June 05, 2009, 01:13:45 AM
Johnny Carson

David Letterman has always had that rep as well.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: dave from knoxville on June 05, 2009, 10:56:32 AM
Johnny Carson

David Letterman has always had that rep as well.

Anybody mentioned Van Morrison yet?
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: hugman on June 05, 2009, 12:55:08 PM
Bill Murray  (uh-duh)
Larry David (just because he shows off his untalented side A LOT you cannot say the man is not talented)
Chipper Jones
Kanye West (although his talent is in a fog of crazy now)

Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on June 05, 2009, 01:58:49 PM
Suzan-Lori Parks.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Bryan on June 05, 2009, 02:01:15 PM
Steve Coogan
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Stupornaut on June 05, 2009, 03:24:42 PM
John Lydon.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: nec13 on June 05, 2009, 03:35:48 PM
John Lydon.

I agree that Lydon is a jerk. I don't agree that he is talented. I'm no fan of the Sex Pistols. And Jah Wobble and Keith Levene were the reason that PiL was as good as it was.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: wood and iron on June 05, 2009, 04:03:01 PM
Bill Murray  (uh-duh)
Larry David (just because he shows off his untalented side A LOT you cannot say the man is not talented)
Chipper Jones
Kanye West (although his talent is in a fog of crazy now)



You gotta justify classifying Bill Murray as a jerk. Every story I've ever heard about him has been that he's a super-cool and nice dude. The only time it sounds like he was acting jerky was that fight with Chevy Chase but it sounded like Chase started that one.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Bryan on June 05, 2009, 04:05:32 PM
W. R. "Bud" Thornton
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: colonel panic on June 05, 2009, 04:16:13 PM
Apparently, and I didn't witness this in person, Mike Watt yells at his drummer while onstage. 

This was heartbreaking to hear.  :'(
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on June 05, 2009, 04:46:42 PM
Apparently, and I didn't witness this in person, Mike Watt yells at his drummer while onstage. 

This was heartbreaking to hear.  :'(

i refuse to believe this and remain in denial.  until i see it.  then ill only like mike watt slightly less than now.  
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: hugman on June 05, 2009, 05:12:07 PM
Bill Murray  (uh-duh)
Larry David (just because he shows off his untalented side A LOT you cannot say the man is not talented)
Chipper Jones
Kanye West (although his talent is in a fog of crazy now)



You gotta justify classifying Bill Murray as a jerk. Every story I've ever heard about him has been that he's a super-cool and nice dude. The only time it sounds like he was acting jerky was that fight with Chevy Chase but it sounded like Chase started that one.

yea, i don't know, i've heard some stories.  here's one: my friend used to tutor in upsate new york. he was driving out to the boonies to tutor this kid and got lost.  as he's driving around looking for their house a car drives by in the other direction. bill murray is driving. my friend thinks, oh, that's cool and keeps looking for the place he's going.  Next thing he knows Bill Murray aggressively pulls up beside him and starts screaming at him.  He has apparently jumped to the conclusion that my friend was looking for his house. 

There's also the caller who told the story about Mr. M calling his brother (?) an asshole.  Twice.  But maybe he was an asshole.

Personally, I've seen Sir Bill suffer an especially foolish crowd at a Q&A following Broken Flowers quite graciously.  So this is how I repay him.
 
I knew I shouldn't'a posted in this negative thread.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on June 05, 2009, 05:26:22 PM
i've got one for you: hugman. 
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: hugman on June 05, 2009, 05:43:04 PM
i've got one for you: hugman. 

 :'(
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Sarah on June 05, 2009, 05:43:30 PM
Bill Murray  (uh-duh)
Larry David (just because he shows off his untalented side A LOT you cannot say the man is not talented)
Chipper Jones
Kanye West (although his talent is in a fog of crazy now)



You gotta justify classifying Bill Murray as a jerk. Every story I've ever heard about him has been that he's a super-cool and nice dude. The only time it sounds like he was acting jerky was that fight with Chevy Chase but it sounded like Chase started that one.

yea, i don't know, i've heard some stories.  here's one: my friend used to tutor in upsate new york. he was driving out to the boonies to tutor this kid and got lost.  as he's driving around looking for their house a car drives by in the other direction. bill murray is driving. my friend thinks, oh, that's cool and keeps looking for the place he's going.  Next thing he knows Bill Murray aggressively pulls up beside him and starts screaming at him.  He has apparently jumped to the conclusion that my friend was looking for his house.  

There's also the caller who told the story about Mr. M calling his brother (?) an asshole.  Twice.  But maybe he was an asshole.

Personally, I've seen Sir Bill suffer an especially foolish crowd at a Q&A following Broken Flowers quite graciously.  So this is how I repay him.
 
I knew I shouldn't'a posted in this negative thread.

Wasn't there also a little matter of spousal abuse recently as well?
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on June 05, 2009, 05:45:57 PM
i've got one for you: hugman. 

 :'(

hugman, you know i love you. 
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: colonel panic on June 05, 2009, 05:50:49 PM
when the dell ad comes on hulu i get really excited to see hugman. (it's dell, right? the usb ad).
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: cutout on June 05, 2009, 06:42:06 PM
OJ / John Rocker / Michael Vick
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: TacoSmith on June 05, 2009, 06:50:51 PM

Larry David (just because he shows off his untalented side A LOT you cannot say the man is not talented)


I don't understand this one. How often does he show his untalented side? I know he did that shitty movie a few years ago, but for me CYE has certainly more than made up for that. Also, who says he's a jerk?
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: hugman on June 05, 2009, 07:10:29 PM

How often does he show his untalented side?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVi3zs_S96M[/youtube]

 Also, who says he's a jerk?

Oh, just everybody I've ever met that knows him personally.  Plus, he personally fucked me out of a job once.

Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: hugman on June 05, 2009, 07:11:42 PM
jesus christ, why am i getting put under the microscope here ???
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: hugman on June 05, 2009, 07:12:27 PM
Bill Murray  (uh-duh)
Larry David (just because he shows off his untalented side A LOT you cannot say the man is not talented)
Chipper Jones
Kanye West (although his talent is in a fog of crazy now)



You gotta justify classifying Bill Murray as a jerk. Every story I've ever heard about him has been that he's a super-cool and nice dude. The only time it sounds like he was acting jerky was that fight with Chevy Chase but it sounded like Chase started that one.

yea, i don't know, i've heard some stories.  here's one: my friend used to tutor in upsate new york. he was driving out to the boonies to tutor this kid and got lost.  as he's driving around looking for their house a car drives by in the other direction. bill murray is driving. my friend thinks, oh, that's cool and keeps looking for the place he's going.  Next thing he knows Bill Murray aggressively pulls up beside him and starts screaming at him.  He has apparently jumped to the conclusion that my friend was looking for his house.  

There's also the caller who told the story about Mr. M calling his brother (?) an asshole.  Twice.  But maybe he was an asshole.

Personally, I've seen Sir Bill suffer an especially foolish crowd at a Q&A following Broken Flowers quite graciously.  So this is how I repay him.
 
I knew I shouldn't'a posted in this negative thread.

Wasn't there also a little matter of spousal abuse recently as well?

YEA, YOU SYCOPHANTIC MUTANTS!
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: nec13 on June 05, 2009, 07:17:40 PM
jesus christ, why am i getting put under the microscope here ???

I'm on your side, hugman.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Pidgeon on June 05, 2009, 09:05:13 PM
I'm pretty talented at being inadequate, and I'm a jerk.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: wood and iron on June 05, 2009, 09:17:05 PM
Bill Murray  (uh-duh)
Larry David (just because he shows off his untalented side A LOT you cannot say the man is not talented)
Chipper Jones
Kanye West (although his talent is in a fog of crazy now)



You gotta justify classifying Bill Murray as a jerk. Every story I've ever heard about him has been that he's a super-cool and nice dude. The only time it sounds like he was acting jerky was that fight with Chevy Chase but it sounded like Chase started that one.

yea, i don't know, i've heard some stories.  here's one: my friend used to tutor in upsate new york. he was driving out to the boonies to tutor this kid and got lost.  as he's driving around looking for their house a car drives by in the other direction. bill murray is driving. my friend thinks, oh, that's cool and keeps looking for the place he's going.  Next thing he knows Bill Murray aggressively pulls up beside him and starts screaming at him.  He has apparently jumped to the conclusion that my friend was looking for his house.  

There's also the caller who told the story about Mr. M calling his brother (?) an asshole.  Twice.  But maybe he was an asshole.

Personally, I've seen Sir Bill suffer an especially foolish crowd at a Q&A following Broken Flowers quite graciously.  So this is how I repay him.
 
I knew I shouldn't'a posted in this negative thread.

Wasn't there also a little matter of spousal abuse recently as well?

YEA, YOU SYCOPHANTIC MUTANTS!

I'm not sure if you're being serious about this outrage. I was just wondering if you had a story behind calling Bill Murray a jerk. You do. Matter settled for me.

I either lose my ability to pick up on sarcasm when I get on this board or everyone here is ridiculously touchy.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on June 05, 2009, 09:28:49 PM
Bill Murray  (uh-duh)
Larry David (just because he shows off his untalented side A LOT you cannot say the man is not talented)
Chipper Jones
Kanye West (although his talent is in a fog of crazy now)



You gotta justify classifying Bill Murray as a jerk. Every story I've ever heard about him has been that he's a super-cool and nice dude. The only time it sounds like he was acting jerky was that fight with Chevy Chase but it sounded like Chase started that one.

yea, i don't know, i've heard some stories.  here's one: my friend used to tutor in upsate new york. he was driving out to the boonies to tutor this kid and got lost.  as he's driving around looking for their house a car drives by in the other direction. bill murray is driving. my friend thinks, oh, that's cool and keeps looking for the place he's going.  Next thing he knows Bill Murray aggressively pulls up beside him and starts screaming at him.  He has apparently jumped to the conclusion that my friend was looking for his house. 

There's also the caller who told the story about Mr. M calling his brother (?) an asshole.  Twice.  But maybe he was an asshole.

Personally, I've seen Sir Bill suffer an especially foolish crowd at a Q&A following Broken Flowers quite graciously.  So this is how I repay him.
 
I knew I shouldn't'a posted in this negative thread.

Wasn't there also a little matter of spousal abuse recently as well?

YEA, YOU SYCOPHANTIC MUTANTS!

I'm not sure if you're being serious about this outrage. I was just wondering if you had a story behind calling Bill Murray a jerk. You do. Matter settled for me.

I either lose my ability to pick up on sarcasm when I get on this board or everyone here is ridiculously touchy.

How dare you!
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: wood and iron on June 05, 2009, 09:33:37 PM
Yeah, I don't know.

I'm relatively new around here so I feel out of step with the rest of you.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: buffcoat on June 05, 2009, 09:34:31 PM
Bill Murray  (uh-duh)
Larry David (just because he shows off his untalented side A LOT you cannot say the man is not talented)
Chipper Jones
Kanye West (although his talent is in a fog of crazy now)



You gotta justify classifying Bill Murray as a jerk. Every story I've ever heard about him has been that he's a super-cool and nice dude. The only time it sounds like he was acting jerky was that fight with Chevy Chase but it sounded like Chase started that one.

yea, i don't know, i've heard some stories.  here's one: my friend used to tutor in upsate new york. he was driving out to the boonies to tutor this kid and got lost.  as he's driving around looking for their house a car drives by in the other direction. bill murray is driving. my friend thinks, oh, that's cool and keeps looking for the place he's going.  Next thing he knows Bill Murray aggressively pulls up beside him and starts screaming at him.  He has apparently jumped to the conclusion that my friend was looking for his house.  

There's also the caller who told the story about Mr. M calling his brother (?) an asshole.  Twice.  But maybe he was an asshole.

Personally, I've seen Sir Bill suffer an especially foolish crowd at a Q&A following Broken Flowers quite graciously.  So this is how I repay him.
 
I knew I shouldn't'a posted in this negative thread.

Wasn't there also a little matter of spousal abuse recently as well?

YEA, YOU SYCOPHANTIC MUTANTS!

I'm not sure if you're being serious about this outrage. I was just wondering if you had a story behind calling Bill Murray a jerk. You do. Matter settled for me.

I either lose my ability to pick up on sarcasm when I get on this board or everyone here is ridiculously touchy.

How dare you!

How dare HE?!  HOW DARE *YOU*, SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: TacoSmith on June 05, 2009, 11:44:50 PM
I'm not going to become the all-time Larry David defender because to be honest I really don't care one way or the other. However, I'm not sure pointing out the trailer for a movie that hasn't been released yet is a fair way to say that he OFTEN shows his untalented side. As far as being a jerk, I'll just have to take your word on it. I'd like to imagine that he's a delightful jerk like on his show, though.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: TacoSmith on June 05, 2009, 11:50:44 PM
Oh, I just thought of a good one. Alec Baldwin. He's pretty great in most things, but I'd bet dollars to donuts he's a pretty big asshole.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: cutout on June 06, 2009, 12:09:48 AM
This should win you a few donuts -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J0-ZatDHug
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Pidgeon on June 06, 2009, 12:16:33 AM
Alec Baldwin is such a weird guy, you can't really consider him a jerk. Y'know what I mean?
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: TacoSmith on June 06, 2009, 12:36:46 AM
This should win you a few donuts

Yeah, I thought of that and it definitely supports the jerk theory. However, the bigger jerk in that situation was whoever leaked that tape to the press. Total dick move.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: yesno on June 06, 2009, 02:45:29 AM
David Lowery
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: hugman on June 06, 2009, 04:04:22 AM
I'm not going to become the all-time Larry David defender because to be honest I really don't care one way or the other. However, I'm not sure pointing out the trailer for a movie that hasn't been released yet is a fair way to say that he OFTEN shows his untalented side. As far as being a jerk, I'll just have to take your word on it. I'd like to imagine that he's a delightful jerk like on his show, though.

YEA THAT'S WHY HIS WIFE LEFT HIM YOU DUNCE. YOU MUNCH. AND CYE IS PRETTY UNWATCHABLE ANYMORE YOU COMEDUMMY.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: hugman on June 06, 2009, 04:11:44 AM
when the dell ad comes on hulu i get really excited to see hugman. (it's dell, right? the usb ad).

IT'S INTEL, YOU TECHNOLODUNCE.  YOU PIECE OF FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Sarah on June 06, 2009, 07:58:49 AM
Craig T. Nelson.  Not that he's desperately talented.  I just wanted to mention him because of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NvuRGTS3H8

If you don't want to watch the old thing, go directly to 4:18.

Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: TacoSmith on June 06, 2009, 11:56:49 AM
I'm not going to become the all-time Larry David defender because to be honest I really don't care one way or the other. However, I'm not sure pointing out the trailer for a movie that hasn't been released yet is a fair way to say that he OFTEN shows his untalented side. As far as being a jerk, I'll just have to take your word on it. I'd like to imagine that he's a delightful jerk like on his show, though.

YEA THAT'S WHY HIS WIFE LEFT HIM YOU DUNCE. YOU MUNCH. AND CYE IS PRETTY UNWATCHABLE ANYMORE YOU COMEDUMMY.

OK, I swear to god this is the last thing I'm going to post in this thread about Larry David, but this last season of CYE was one of my favorite seasons of the entire show.  TO EACH HIS OWN!!!!
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: colonel panic on June 06, 2009, 01:27:11 PM
David Lowery

I'm hesitant to ask (Telephone Free Landslide Victory is way up there on my list) but why?
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: hugman on June 06, 2009, 02:04:59 PM
I'm not going to become the all-time Larry David defender because to be honest I really don't care one way or the other. However, I'm not sure pointing out the trailer for a movie that hasn't been released yet is a fair way to say that he OFTEN shows his untalented side. As far as being a jerk, I'll just have to take your word on it. I'd like to imagine that he's a delightful jerk like on his show, though.

YEA THAT'S WHY HIS WIFE LEFT HIM YOU DUNCE. YOU MUNCH. AND CYE IS PRETTY UNWATCHABLE ANYMORE YOU COMEDUMMY.

OK, I swear to god this is the last thing I'm going to post in this thread about Larry David, but this last season of CYE was one of my favorite seasons of the entire show.  TO EACH HIS OWN!!!!

oh, so now women aren't entitled to their own opinions?  very sexist, tacosmith, if  that is your real name.




okay, i'm done too.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: nec13 on June 06, 2009, 03:01:30 PM
Craig T. Nelson.  Not that he's desperately talented.

I think it's quite obvious that he had a little too much to drink before that interview.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Come on, Jason on June 06, 2009, 03:50:33 PM
Craig T. Nelson.  Not that he's desperately talented.  I just wanted to mention him because of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NvuRGTS3H8

If you don't want to watch the old thing, go directly to 4:18.



4:18 - "I've been on food stamps and welfare, did anyone help me out?  No."  

Huh?  What about the welfare and food stamps you mentioned HALF A FUCKING SECOND AGO!  

I'm beginning to see what kind of mind leads a man to say, "Sure, I'll do a Direct TV ad with the dead girl from Poltergeist.  What's distasteful about that?"

Coach Ass.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: crumbum on June 06, 2009, 05:57:06 PM
I'm not going to become the all-time Larry David defender because to be honest I really don't care one way or the other. However, I'm not sure pointing out the trailer for a movie that hasn't been released yet is a fair way to say that he OFTEN shows his untalented side. As far as being a jerk, I'll just have to take your word on it. I'd like to imagine that he's a delightful jerk like on his show, though.

YEA THAT'S WHY HIS WIFE LEFT HIM YOU DUNCE. YOU MUNCH. AND CYE IS PRETTY UNWATCHABLE ANYMORE YOU COMEDUMMY.

Hugman, I think your new avatar is affecting your mood.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Sarah on June 06, 2009, 06:53:11 PM
Quote from: Dorvid link=topic=5455.msg117002#msg117002
Coach Ass.

Very nice.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: daveB from Oakland on June 06, 2009, 07:30:03 PM

For my 500th post:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRiCW4YWBNA

(I don't really know that much about the guy, but it seems like he would qualify. And of course the song topic gives him extra points in the Jerk Olympics).
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: fonpr on June 06, 2009, 08:24:08 PM

Isearched Steve Marriott jerk and found this on the first page.



Steve
1991 Steve Marriott, English guitarist (Small Faces), dies in a fire at 44 ..... born in Waco, Texas, comedian, writer and actor, Parenthood, Jerk, Roxanne ...
www.brainyhistory.com/topics/s/steve.html - Cached - Similar pages






I didn't need to read any further.


Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: yesno on June 06, 2009, 10:50:13 PM
David Lowery

I'm hesitant to ask (Telephone Free Landslide Victory is way up there on my list) but why?

He was kind of a jerk to me at an autograph signing, but I have heard that he is a jerk elsewhere. 
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on June 07, 2009, 11:05:32 PM
I heard a 'he was really really mean to me' story about Bill Cosby recently...
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Chris L on June 08, 2009, 10:27:02 AM
I heard a 'he was really really mean to me' story about Bill Cosby recently...

Just one?
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Bryan on June 08, 2009, 10:28:38 AM
I heard a 'he was really really mean to me' story about Bill Cosby recently...

Wasn't there some sexual harassment stuff a while back, too?
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on June 08, 2009, 10:49:21 AM
Wait, Craig T. Nelson is talented?
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Big Plastic Head on June 08, 2009, 11:01:57 AM
Steve Albini.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: dave from knoxville on June 08, 2009, 11:22:15 AM
Steve Albini.

Really? When he was on the Jesse Thorpe broadcast, he seemed really funny.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Big Plastic Head on June 08, 2009, 12:28:10 PM
Steve Albini.

Really? When he was on the Jesse Thorpe broadcast, he seemed really funny.
I would imagine he has changed a lot since the Big Black days. If you read the Big Black section in "Our Band Could Be Your Life" Albini is painted as quite the loudmouth jerk and had a reputation for it. I haven't heard the TSYA show but I will have to give it a listen. I like the guy, myself, jerk or no jerk.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Keith Whitener on June 08, 2009, 12:32:05 PM
Jay Reatard's a jerk?

No answer still?
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: PatrickChew on June 08, 2009, 01:52:35 PM
Jay Reatard's a jerk?

No answer still?

Well, there's this story:
http://paradeofflesh.blogspot.com/2008/08/little-too-reatarded.html (http://paradeofflesh.blogspot.com/2008/08/little-too-reatarded.html)

And this video:
[youtube]3zOA8i9UnEQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on June 08, 2009, 02:36:35 PM
im at work so i cant see the video, but as for the blog post, there seem to be so many missing points that i refuse to take it seriously.  not to mention, (im not bragging) i know (read: we're friends) my share of nationally recognized bands and have been forwarded articles about them to know whats true and whats not. 

im not saying none of that stuff is true, im just saying circumstance (amongst a million other things) can paint a completely different picture.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: nec13 on June 08, 2009, 02:49:53 PM
im at work so i cant see the video, but as for the blog post, there seem to be so many missing points that i refuse to take it seriously.  not to mention, (im not bragging) i know (read: we're friends) my share of nationally recognized bands and have been forwarded articles about them to know whats true and whats not. 

im not saying none of that stuff is true, im just saying circumstance (amongst a million other things) can paint a completely different picture.

Fair enough. I'm sorry for calling him a jerk. I was basing my claim on that video. But I don't know him personally, so I'll take your word for it.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: cutout on June 08, 2009, 03:00:59 PM
That's beyond a jerk move, that's a dick move. Punching a drunk kid who paid to see you and wants to dance around on stage is pretty low. Security (or his own friends) would have pulled him down within seconds if Jay hadn't cold-cocked the kid first. Ridiculous.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: hugman on June 08, 2009, 04:21:57 PM
im at work so i cant see the video, but as for the blog post, there seem to be so many missing points that i refuse to take it seriously.  not to mention, (im not bragging) i know (read: we're friends) my share of nationally recognized bands and have been forwarded articles about them to know whats true and whats not.  

im not saying none of that stuff is true, im just saying circumstance (amongst a million other things) can paint a completely different picture.

it's okay to be friends with jerks.  I have plenty of friends that i LOVE that I would definitely say are JERKS.  Every jerk on this list has legions of fans and friends. 

Also, I have no opinion on whether not not Jay Reatard is a jerk.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Sarah on June 08, 2009, 04:24:52 PM
Wait, Craig T. Nelson is talented?

Craig T. Nelson.  Not that he's desperately talented. . . .
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Chris L on June 08, 2009, 04:28:40 PM
Wait, Craig T. Nelson is talented?

Craig T. Nelson.  Not that he's desperately talented. . . .

So what does the "T." stand for then? 
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Pidgeon on June 08, 2009, 04:34:13 PM
He was in The Incredibles, and that was awesome.

His show, not so much.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on June 08, 2009, 06:25:54 PM
He is talentedly desperate, though!  Wokka wokka wokka.
Title: Re: Talented Jerks
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on June 08, 2009, 06:49:11 PM
I heard a 'he was really really mean to me' story about Bill Cosby recently...

Wasn't there some sexual harassment stuff a while back, too?

That beats the story I heard...