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Title: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: sleepytako on October 20, 2009, 09:09:08 PM
...after surgery to his neck, but that wont stop him from putting out an album of Motown covers that "sound exactly like the originals."

*sigh*

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/19/surgery-left-phil-collins_n_325719.html
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: senorcorazon on October 21, 2009, 08:14:52 AM
Maybe he can just do an extended version of the beginning of In The Air Tonight.

I like to think of a Hellscape where this would come true:
"the only way he could drum is if he were to 'glue drumsticks to my hands.'"
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: Christina on October 21, 2009, 08:15:37 AM
Maybe he can just do an extended version of the beginning of In The Air Tonight.

I like to think of a Hellscape where this would come true:
"the only way he could drum is if he were to 'glue drumsticks to my hands.'"


What if they glued a stick to each one of his fingers? GAH!
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: masterofsparks on October 21, 2009, 08:21:38 AM
It's too bad there's no way to insure that he'll ONLY drum. Keeping him behind the kit and away from a microphone would be the best thing for everybody who loves music.
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: daveB from Oakland on October 21, 2009, 08:41:55 AM
Maybe he can just do an extended version of the beginning of In The Air Tonight.

Or maybe he could get Mike Tyson to be his drummer.
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: chrisfoll577 on October 21, 2009, 09:10:51 AM
...but that wont stop him from putting out an album of Motown covers that "sound exactly like the originals."

You know, when it comes on the radio at work, I can't tell the difference between his version of 'You Can't Hurry Love' and The Supremes'.
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: buffcoat on October 21, 2009, 09:25:44 AM
It's too bad there's no way to insure that he'll ONLY drum. Keeping him behind the kit and away from a microphone would be the best thing for everybody who loves music.

Sometimes the best thing requires more drastic measures than this.
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: whaleplane on October 21, 2009, 10:21:56 AM
...but that wont stop him from putting out an album of Motown covers that "sound exactly like the originals."

You know, when it comes on the radio at work, I can't tell the difference between his version of 'You Can't Hurry Love' and The Supremes'.

My mom loved the Phil Collins album with that cover on it, she played it in the car all the time when I was young. I'm entirely too familiar with it... I still shudder when I hear the opening bars of "You Can't Hurry Love".
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: nec13 on October 21, 2009, 03:41:37 PM
It's too bad there's no way to insure that he'll ONLY drum. Keeping him behind the kit and away from a microphone would be the best thing for everybody who loves music.

I don't know. I think "No Jacket Required" is a decent album.

(prepares for flogging)
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: akaJudge on October 21, 2009, 04:53:14 PM
"sound exactly like the originals."

What a fantastic idea!  jesus christ.
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: fletcher munson on October 21, 2009, 05:27:49 PM
Maybe he can just do an extended version of the beginning of In The Air Tonight.

Or maybe he could get Mike Tyson to be his drummer.

Mike Tyson in a pink satin shirt.  Distressful.  
(http://i705.photobucket.com/albums/ww57/afamilyofturtles/ironmike.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgXW7m_QSc8
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: Martin on October 21, 2009, 05:54:58 PM
Drum machines made real drums obsolete in the 80s, so I don't see what the big deal is.
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: fonpr on October 21, 2009, 08:43:22 PM
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(http://i705.photobucket.com/albums/ww57/afamilyofturtles/ironmike.jpg)

Lemme see da ears dere!
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on October 21, 2009, 09:59:56 PM
I saw Phil Collins in concert three times: Once solo and twice with Genesis. He and Chester Thompson did a pretty good job drumbing. This news makes me sad.  I would never deny that Phil Collins has saturated the radio with the musical equivalent of Stinking Bishop cheese, but he did beat the shit out of the drums with Genesis back in the 70's.

Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: senorcorazon on October 22, 2009, 08:08:49 AM
I saw Phil Collins in concert three times: Once solo and twice with Genesis. He and Chester Thompson did a pretty good job drumbing. This news makes me sad.  I would never deny that Phil Collins has saturated the radio with the musical equivalent of Stinking Bishop cheese, but he did beat the shit out of the drums with Genesis back in the 70's.

That is the sign of a life well lived.
(http://davidhart.org/images/tombstone.jpg)
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: sleepytako on October 23, 2009, 01:32:48 PM
@senorcorazon

Seriously just broke out laughing when I saw that tombstone.

Are you from Canada?
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: senorcorazon on October 26, 2009, 08:12:00 AM
Are you from Canada?

Nope. But I am the King of "You Know Who You Look Like..." because apparently I always look like "my buddy Josh" or "my cousin Tim." I'm half convinced that I might be a closet shapeshifter.
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: dave from knoxville on October 26, 2009, 10:04:00 AM
It's too bad there's no way to insure that he'll ONLY drum. Keeping him behind the kit and away from a microphone would be the best thing for everybody who loves music.

I don't know. I think "No Jacket Required" is a decent album.

(prepares for flogging)

Nec13, I got your back. Face Value's got some decent stuff on it, specifically The Roof is Leaking. And he was a fantastic drummer as a younger man, as anybody who's listened to the first couple of Brand X knows.

Stand strong and like what you like, even if hipsters put you in their sites. The bullets they're firing are blanks.
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: dave from knoxville on October 26, 2009, 10:05:54 AM
I saw Phil Collins in concert three times: Once solo and twice with Genesis. He and Chester Thompson did a pretty good job drumbing. This news makes me sad.  I would never deny that Phil Collins has saturated the radio with the musical equivalent of Stinking Bishop cheese, but he did beat the shit out of the drums with Genesis back in the 70's.

That is the sign of a life well lived.
(http://davidhart.org/images/tombstone.jpg)

The Best Post on the Best Board for the Best Show!
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: buffcoat on October 26, 2009, 08:41:53 PM
Are you from Canada?

Nope. But I am the King of "You Know Who You Look Like..." because apparently I always look like "my buddy Josh" or "my cousin Tim." I'm half convinced that I might be a closet shapeshifter.

If you're half convinced, then I'm all the way convinced.
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: nec13 on October 26, 2009, 10:28:12 PM
It's too bad there's no way to insure that he'll ONLY drum. Keeping him behind the kit and away from a microphone would be the best thing for everybody who loves music.

I don't know. I think "No Jacket Required" is a decent album.

(prepares for flogging)

Nec13, I got your back. Face Value's got some decent stuff on it, specifically The Roof is Leaking. And he was a fantastic drummer as a younger man, as anybody who's listened to the first couple of Brand X knows.

Stand strong and like what you like, even if hipsters put you in their sites. The bullets they're firing are blanks.

Phil Collins played on some of those early Brian Eno albums, so he should have earned a little bit of "hipster cred."

Here are my thoughts on this topic. I think there is a lot of animus towards Phil Collins because a lot of his solo material is utter pap and also because it's so ubiquitous on adult contemporary stations and in supermarkets, dentist's offices, etc. Of course, a fair number of his songs are terrible. However, "Face Value" and "No Jacket Required" are great albums. And as you said Dave, he is a fantastic percussionist.

But I cannot and will not defend his acting career, because it's indefensible.
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: buffcoat on October 26, 2009, 10:39:58 PM
He was great on Miami Vice.
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: nec13 on October 26, 2009, 10:45:47 PM
He was great on Miami Vice.

I forgot about that. He was indeed great as Phil The Shill.
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: buffcoat on October 26, 2009, 10:54:20 PM
He was great on Miami Vice.

I forgot about that. He was indeed great as Phil The Shill.

Not so much Buster though, you're right about that one.
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on October 26, 2009, 11:09:41 PM
Phil playing drums with some hot lady singing.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W35wtfcByIY[/youtube]

I was so into this stuff as a younger man it is insane.
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: nec13 on October 27, 2009, 12:14:19 AM
I was so into this stuff as a younger man it is insane.

As was I. Peter Gabriel-era Genesis was basically all I listened to during high school. However, ten years later, I've found that I have no real desire to listen to any prog rock again.

I guess I burned myself out on it.
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: buffcoat on October 27, 2009, 12:26:05 AM
A. I never thought of Peter Gabriel (creator of the three albums Peter Gabriel, Peter Gabriel and Peter Gabriel) as particularly effeminate before, but he put early Jonny Greenwood to shame with that particular getup. 

B. I can take or leave most prog.  I listened to that whole thing and it was just Grateful Dead style noodlin' about Old King Cole.  Meh.

C.  No one ever talks about the most talented Genesis solo artist, who deserved the most success but didn't get it.  Ah, well.  Every generation blames the one before.
Title: Re: Phil Collins can no longer drum...
Post by: masterofsparks on October 27, 2009, 06:40:31 AM
It's too bad there's no way to insure that he'll ONLY drum. Keeping him behind the kit and away from a microphone would be the best thing for everybody who loves music.

I don't know. I think "No Jacket Required" is a decent album.

(prepares for flogging)

Nec13, I got your back. Face Value's got some decent stuff on it, specifically The Roof is Leaking. And he was a fantastic drummer as a younger man, as anybody who's listened to the first couple of Brand X knows.

Stand strong and like what you like, even if hipsters put you in their sites. The bullets they're firing are blanks.

Phil Collins played on some of those early Brian Eno albums, so he should have earned a little bit of "hipster cred."

I believe he also appears on ALL THINGS MUST PASS, though it might be uncredited.

No question that he's an amazing drummer. I know he rather ably filled John Bonham's seat at some appearance with Led Zeppelin. Live Aid, maybe?