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The Best Show on WFMU => Show Discussion => Topic started by: Kim Kelly on April 07, 2010, 09:48:17 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs&feature=player_embedded
They are poets.
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That shot of Shaggy 2 Dope rapping in front of a giant woman's splayed legs in space was really tasteful.
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This makes the case that all hip-hop songs should include anecdotes about pelicans almost stealing cellphones.
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A magnet is any object that has a magnetic field. Magnets have two poles, called the north (N) and south (S) poles. Two magnets will be attacted by their opposite poles, and each will repel the like pole of the other magnet.
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A magnet is any object that has a magnetic field. Magnets have two poles, called the north (N) and south (S) poles. Two magnets will be attacted by their opposite poles, and each will repel the like pole of the other magnet.
That sounds like scientist talk. You know how they feel about that.
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There is magic everywhere in this expletive.
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FUCKIN' RAINBOWS.
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I think that song is sweet, and I approve of its message.
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This makes the case that all hip-hop songs should include anecdotes about pelicans almost stealing cellphones.
I was confused about which one of them "ran away;" the pelican or Violent J?
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In all the talk this has rightly generated, I don't think I've seen any praise for "long-necked giraffes, pet cats and dogs!" yet. People are fuckin' sleeping on the miraculous nature of giraffe necks.
The video also proves that Shaggy 2 Dope is by far the better actor of the two, or at least is a lot more sincere about the eyelid-shockin' shit going on around us. Look at the expression on his face right after "...cats and dogs!" It really bothers him that people don't see what he sees when he sees them. And the face his story tells when he's askin' about magnets, the pleading in his eyes? Violent J seems like he could have a solid career as a host, maybe if they made an updated version of Jackie Gleason's "You're In The Picture" (suggested title: "You're In the Fuckin' Picture"), but he was outclassed in this one. He does get points for "Water, fire, air and dirt." It seems telling that ICP identifies the fourth element as dirt and not, say, earth.
I hope all the ICP spaceship stuff at the end is signalling a new, Out of the Blue-era ELO direction for them next. The instrumental turn at the end of Miracles does kinda have a "The Whale" vibe going.
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their hearts are in the right place
which in my eyes make them better than any rap music in the top 40 (jayz, lil wayne etc)
they're just so completely lacking in talent.
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their hearts are in the right place
which in my eyes make them better than any rap music in the top 40 (jayz, lil wayne etc)
they're just so completely lacking in talent.
How are JayZ and Lil Wayne's hearts not in the right place? I'm not sure what you mean & I'm curious.
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their hearts are in the right place
which in my eyes make them better than any rap music in the top 40 (jayz, lil wayne etc)
they're just so completely lacking in talent.
How are JayZ and Lil Wayne's hearts not in the right place? I'm not sure what you mean & I'm curious.
Clearly the ICP guys make a living off this stuff, but from this video it looks like they are challenging themselves, like can we say what we believe in a different way and still be true to what we believe. Comical as it may come off because who they are and how they are doing it, it still shows growth. There has been zero growth in JayZ he just hops on whatever trend is going in rap his whole career so completely empty and soulless. While JayZ has a slightly above average talent for putting words together he has nothing to say and as far as I've observed no drive to innovate or push his boundaries whatsoever. Lil Wayne is just utter shit I won't keystrokes trying to analyze that mess.
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There's no way you're a real person.
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Violent J seems like he could have a solid career as a host, maybe if they made an updated version of Jackie Gleason's "You're In The Picture" (suggested title: "You're In the Fuckin' Picture")
Am I in Les Demoiselles de Fuckin' Avignon?
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Ghosts??
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Now I've got a better idea of what the Seminars at the Gathering of the Juggalos are like.
Also, I'm filled with sadness at cheating myself out of the wonder of fucking magnets by studying Physics as a youth.
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Okay, I finally watched this.
Did they just buy some old Planetarium footage and rap over it?
I had deeper questions about the universe when I was 10 than these two A-holes. srsly. Pathetic. I don't even want to enjoy this in an ironic way.
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their hearts are in the right place
which in my eyes make them better than any rap music in the top 40 (jayz, lil wayne etc)
they're just so completely lacking in talent.
How are JayZ and Lil Wayne's hearts not in the right place? I'm not sure what you mean & I'm curious.
Clearly the ICP guys make a living off this stuff, but from this video it looks like they are challenging themselves, like can we say what we believe in a different way and still be true to what we believe. Comical as it may come off because who they are and how they are doing it, it still shows growth. There has been zero growth in JayZ he just hops on whatever trend is going in rap his whole career so completely empty and soulless. While JayZ has a slightly above average talent for putting words together he has nothing to say and as far as I've observed no drive to innovate or push his boundaries whatsoever. Lil Wayne is just utter shit I won't keystrokes trying to analyze that mess.
Especially when Jay Z jumped on that whole auto tune band wagon.
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So this is the Juggalo "Right Now," right?
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"There's magic everywhere in this bitch."
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"and I don't wanna talk to a scientist - ya'll mothafuckas lyin', and gettin' me pissed."
But I thought he wanted to know how magnets work ??? Of all the things to be angry at, why are they so angry at science?
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Is there a reason nobody is talking about the latest Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode that features PFT AND ICP? I have so many questions. Did they actually meet and work together? Does ICP know about the Best Show and the whole thing Tom and PFT did? Are they friends now? Sorry if this has all been covered or if I am misinformed about something.
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Is there a reason nobody is talking about the latest Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode that features PFT AND ICP? I have so many questions. Did they actually meet and work together? Does ICP know about the Best Show and the whole thing Tom and PFT did? Are they friends now? Sorry if this has all been covered or if I am misinformed about something.
I was wondering the same thing, maybe PFT loves them and all his talk is just sneaky promotion?
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All this ICP talk has sent me back to the archives. The 1:47 mark of the 7/21/2009, when Tom & PFT finally come completely unhinged, may be the greatest moment in all of radio.
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All this ICP talk has sent me back to the archives. The 1:47 mark of the 7/21/2009, when Tom & PFT finally come completely unhinged, may be the greatest moment in all of radio.
Couplea giggleboxes. Mike in the background too.
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All this ICP talk has sent me back to the archives. The 1:47 mark of the 7/21/2009, when Tom & PFT finally come completely unhinged, may be the greatest moment in all of radio.
When I first heard it, that part had be literally gasping for air, pacing the room, and punching my fridge. I hadn't laughed that hard in years.
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ICP are essentially Evangelical Christian hip hoppers that are allowed to talk about bad stuff using bad words in a quasi-Marilyn-Manson-esque way.
Everything else goes hand in hand with any hip hop group -- delivery, talent, etc. -- that you'd see on the Trinity Broadcast Network... creationism, ignorance is bliss, and all that.
It makes their cult status and their being a target of humor less surprising, but still funny nonetheless.
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ICP are essentially Evangelical Christian hip hoppers that are allowed to talk about bad stuff using bad words in a quasi-Marilyn-Manson-esque way.
Everything else goes hand in hand with any hip hop group -- delivery, talent, etc. -- that you'd see on the Trinity Broadcast Network... creationism, ignorance is bliss, and all that.
It makes their cult status and their being a target of humor less surprising, but still funny nonetheless.
I'm no student of ICP but I thought the religious/Christian turn was a relatively new thing.
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So this is the Juggalo "Right Now," right?
oh, MoS...you are a treasure.
I needed a laugh on this crap day. thx.
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ICP are essentially Evangelical Christian hip hoppers that are allowed to talk about bad stuff using bad words in a quasi-Marilyn-Manson-esque way.
Everything else goes hand in hand with any hip hop group -- delivery, talent, etc. -- that you'd see on the Trinity Broadcast Network... creationism, ignorance is bliss, and all that.
It makes their cult status and their being a target of humor less surprising, but still funny nonetheless.
I'm no student of ICP but I thought the religious/Christian turn was a relatively new thing.
I know this isn't the same as scientific proof or living with Violent J himself. But I have a friend who's an ICP-ologist, for lack of a non-corny term, though not a juggalo. "Miracles" is allegedly a return to form, and/or at least a return to their original producer. The religious thing was there from the beginning of their formation as Insane Clown Posse. They were originally called Inner City Posse... in brief, wrestling, beefs with other rappers, gang life summed up Inner City Posse. The "Insane Clown" part replaced the name for the two when they were first 'reborn.'
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All this ICP talk has sent me back to the archives. The 1:47 mark of the 7/21/2009, when Tom & PFT finally come completely unhinged, may be the greatest moment in all of radio.
When I first heard it, that part had be literally gasping for air, pacing the room, and punching my fridge. I hadn't laughed that hard in years.
The part when they were talking about the juggalos hijacking the helicopter and flying it into the motocross was when I just lost it.
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More gifs!
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More gifs!
My god. It's a veritable cornucopia of pure magic.
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All this ICP talk has sent me back to the archives. The 1:47 mark of the 7/21/2009, when Tom & PFT finally come completely unhinged, may be the greatest moment in all of radio.
When I first heard it, that part had be literally gasping for air, pacing the room, and punching my fridge. I hadn't laughed that hard in years.
The part when they were talking about the juggalos hijacking the helicopter and flying it into the motocross was when I just lost it.
PFT's laugh when he first hears "Helicopter rides" is fantastic.
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When and where can I get my 'Fuckin' Magnets, How do they work?' t-shirt?
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Magnets are hard!
But magnets? Almost uniquely among everyday phenomena, anything even resembling a remotely accurate explanation is a blisteringly complicated quantum mechanical affair. Even first year textbooks for physics majors tend to gloss over the actual answer to "why are some things magnets?" questions with a few paragraphs of non-mathematical handwaving.
I don't like this, but nature is what it is. My advice to teachers of 5th graders science is to mostly skip the "why" in the case of magnets and focus on what magnetic materials do. Some things are ferromagnetic, they do this. Some things are diamangetic, they do that. I hate hate hate giving that advice, but I just don't think it's possible to simplify magnets to that level without creating additional confusion down the road. Once the students are advanced enough - maybe high school - then start with some non-mathematical simplifications of the quantum origin of magnetism.
http://scienceblogs.com/builtonfacts/2010/01/the_difficulty_of_teaching_mag.php
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So you're saying this is kind of like when Einstein confronted the question: Fuckin gravity, how does that work?
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Learn Your Motherf#@kin’ Science: A Textbook for Juggalos (http://www.cracked.com/blog/learn-your-motherfuckin-science-with-the-icp)
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Cracked is funny again? When did that happen?
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Cracked is funny again? When did that happen?
I think the correct way to ask that question in this thread is, "Fuckin' Cracked? How can that be funny??"*
*Answer: Fuckin' miracle.
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Seriously, some Photoshop genius could put Shaggy 2 Dope and Maxwell's Equations together somehow. This is a t-shirt I would buy.
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This is perfect timing im doing a paper on magnetic induction this would make the perfect cover page.
(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/046/004/original/1270770536381.jpg?1270786568)
On another note if anybody listens to the Special Deliver Show with Sam and Dave they are taking calls from Juggalos tonight.
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Sometimes I get the feeling that ICP was created in some secret laboratory where researchers work around the clock trying to produce shit that will make me laugh.
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What's with that little move Shagland does at the end? It's like he can't decide whether he wants to do a disco step or punch someone.
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What's with that little move Shagland does at the end? It's like he can't decide whether he wants to do a disco step or punch someone.
SPOILER ALERT!!!
He's Superman.
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I cannot stop watching these gifs. I missed church this morning. My wife is getting worried.
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I cannot stop watching these gifs. I missed church this morning. My wife is getting worried.
Sorry.
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Dude, Pastor Josh -
I will drive into town and sit in the front row if you do a sermon based on this song. But if anyone calls you on it, be like "What are you talking about? ICP?"
(this is the first ICP song I've ever heard aside from what played in the background of that Gathering of the Juggalos add. Wow.)
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I don't know what he's pondering here, but I can tell it's really deep.
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I think this is a testament to ICP's epistemological nihilism.
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I don't know what he's pondering here, but I can tell it's really deep.
I think that was my favorite moment from the video.
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I cannot stop watching these gifs. I missed church this morning. My wife is getting worried.
I am, too, mesmerized by the gifs. I watched the PFT/ICP ATHF immediately after reading this post last night --it was my first time watching an ATHF episode in YEARS!
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You can thank the ninjas over at ONTD for these gifs, by the way. I also got a Juggafy'd Jarvis Cocker LJ icon thanks to them.
woop woop
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I don't know what he's pondering here, but I can tell it's really deep.
I think that was my favorite moment from the video.
Same here. It is the point where I really started to laugh and, at the same time, realized how awesome the whole thing was.
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Between a pelican almost stealing Violent J's cellphone and an ostrich stealing Udo Kier's glasses in Herzog's My Son My Son, What Have Ye Done, I'm wondering if there's some zeitgeist-y bird theft thing happening.
Andy, what do you think?
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A bowerbird once stole my socks.
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Between a pelican almost stealing Violent J's cellphone and an ostrich stealing Udo Kier's glasses in Herzog's My Son My Son, What Have Ye Done, I'm wondering if there's some zeitgeist-y bird theft thing happening.
Andy, what do you think?
I think this question is probably worthy of its own thread. You might want to include the pelican .gif and a copy of the Miracles video, for reference.
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I don't know what he's pondering here, but I can tell it's really deep.
I think that was my favorite moment from the video.
Same here. It is the point where I really started to laugh and, at the same time, realized how awesome the whole thing was.
BPH!!! I love your new icon. If it's not too much trouble and you have the time, would you mind juggalofying this icon?
(http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/79047003/1742909)
Because this is the one I am working with now, and it is not as awesome as yours:
(http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/99780873/1742909)
Or this one:
(http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/79047127/1742909)
Whichever is easiest. I would owe you!! :-*
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Excuse me while I post something about this thread in the "stuff you hate" thread.
Also, ewww f'n ewww @ all these photos and videos of some fatty walking jello man with white and black paint on his face.
How and why the hell does this stuff exist? I complain all the time about the horrible crap that's popular, but this is a different low all together.
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Excuse me while I post something about this thread in the "stuff you hate" thread.
Also, ewww f'n ewww @ all these photos and videos of some fatty walking jello man with white and black paint on his face.
How and why the hell does this stuff exist? I complain all the time about the horrible crap that's popular, but this is a different low all together.
For the longest time, I only knew about ICP from this kid in high school who always bragged about listening to a song of theirs that glamorized necrophilia. These can't be the same guys, right?
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You can thank the ninjas over at ONTD for these gifs, by the way. I also got a Juggafy'd Jarvis Cocker LJ icon thanks to them.
woop woop
What's ONTD?
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Excuse me while I post something about this thread in the "stuff you hate" thread.
Also, ewww f'n ewww @ all these photos and videos of some fatty walking jello man with white and black paint on his face.
How and why the hell does this stuff exist? I complain all the time about the horrible crap that's popular, but this is a different low all together.
Excuse you, Violent J is a beautiful and deep person.
(http://i42.tinypic.com/1zm1hzd.jpg)
Also, I recently learned that Violent J is actually a huge Beach Boys fan, and that's why his little BBQ party is called Violent J's Beach Boy BBQ Blowout Blast or whatever.
You can thank the ninjas over at ONTD for these gifs, by the way. I also got a Juggafy'd Jarvis Cocker LJ icon thanks to them.
woop woop
What's ONTD?
It's a gossip blog thing on lj. It's fun! My favorite post ever got deleted because it included a has-been's phone number, but this post (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/12526072.html) references it. Kermit Bale (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27350111.html) is also a classic.
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I know that with me being probably the only Juggalo on the F.O.T. Board I will probably get flamed for this but the song is meant to convey the message that just being alive is the real miracle and that people should look around to see the wonders that were bestowed upon us....A lot of what is referenced (whether audio or visual) in the song such as magnets or the pelican are there for pure comic relief, it's all tongue-in-cheek humor....
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And I appreciate it! Sincerely. I have the lyrics stuck in my head, and I just started laughing and laughing this morning because of it.
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I know that with me being probably the only Juggalo on the F.O.T. Board I will probably get flamed for this but the song is meant to convey the message that just being alive is the real miracle and that people should look around to see the wonders that were bestowed upon us....A lot of what is referenced (whether audio or visual) in the song such as magnets or the pelican are there for pure comic relief, it's all tongue-in-cheek humor....
FLAME! FLAAAAAME!
Thank you, Cornfed Juggalo, for the response. That said, I think the reason why this thread (and about 2 billion others) exist on the internet is not as much the song as it is the video. It's CGI overload, overly literal, and really frickin funny! The song by itself, not so much.
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I know that with me being probably the only Juggalo on the F.O.T. Board I will probably get flamed for this but the song is meant to convey the message that just being alive is the real miracle and that people should look around to see the wonders that were bestowed upon us....A lot of what is referenced (whether audio or visual) in the song such as magnets or the pelican are there for pure comic relief, it's all tongue-in-cheek humor....
FLAME! FLAAAAAME!
Thank you, Cornfed Juggalo, for the response. That said, I think the reason why this thread (and about 2 billion others) exist on the internet is not as much the song as it is the video. It's CGI overload, overly literal, and really frickin funny! The song by itself, not so much.
Hey they can't make them all like this one....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMUknpEJdl4&feature=fvst
Lol....
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I know that with me being probably the only Juggalo on the F.O.T. Board I will probably get flamed for this but the song is meant to convey the message that just being alive is the real miracle and that people should look around to see the wonders that were bestowed upon us....A lot of what is referenced (whether audio or visual) in the song such as magnets or the pelican are there for pure comic relief, it's all tongue-in-cheek humor....
Life is pure magic, my friend. Pure magic.
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Woop WOOP!!
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amazing!!
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I know that with me being probably the only Juggalo on the F.O.T. Board I will probably get flamed for this but the song is meant to convey the message that just being alive is the real miracle and that people should look around to see the wonders that were bestowed upon us....A lot of what is referenced (whether audio or visual) in the song such as magnets or the pelican are there for pure comic relief, it's all tongue-in-cheek humor....
"I don't wanna talk to a scientist,
y'all mother fuckers lyin' an' gettin' me pissed"
Is that part of the tongue-in-cheek humor too? If so, I have been misusing the phrase 'tongue-in-cheek humor' for decades.
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I know that with me being probably the only Juggalo on the F.O.T. Board I will probably get flamed for this but the song is meant to convey the message that just being alive is the real miracle and that people should look around to see the wonders that were bestowed upon us....A lot of what is referenced (whether audio or visual) in the song such as magnets or the pelican are there for pure comic relief, it's all tongue-in-cheek humor....
Yes, part of what's funny is that it is actually quite a noble sentiment and message, appreciating the magic of consciousness and life an magnets and such. It's just the delivery, man! 'Fuckin magnets'!
Also I have to say I could've done w/out the bit about lying scientists. Scientists are probably more into the magic up in this bitch than anybody, truth be told. I fondly remember the days when physics shocked my eyelids.
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Excuse me while I post something about this thread in the "stuff you hate" thread.
Also, ewww f'n ewww @ all these photos and videos of some fatty walking jello man with white and black paint on his face.
How and why the hell does this stuff exist? I complain all the time about the horrible crap that's popular, but this is a different low all together.
Excuse you, Violent J is a beautiful and deep person.
(http://i42.tinypic.com/1zm1hzd.jpg)
Also, I recently learned that Violent J is actually a huge Beach Boys fan, and that's why his little BBQ party is called Violent J's Beach Boy BBQ Blowout Blast or whatever.
You can thank the ninjas over at ONTD for these gifs, by the way. I also got a Juggafy'd Jarvis Cocker LJ icon thanks to them.
woop woop
What's ONTD?
It's a gossip blog thing on lj. It's fun! My favorite post ever got deleted because it included a has-been's phone number, but this post (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/12526072.html) references it. Kermit Bale (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27350111.html) is also a classic.
Thanks KK.
I have been pondering registering 'Violent Jay Leno' on Twitter, but am not sure where to go with that.
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I know that with me being probably the only Juggalo on the F.O.T. Board I will probably get flamed for this but the song is meant to convey the message that just being alive is the real miracle and that people should look around to see the wonders that were bestowed upon us....A lot of what is referenced (whether audio or visual) in the song such as magnets or the pelican are there for pure comic relief, it's all tongue-in-cheek humor....
"I don't wanna talk to a scientist,
y'all mother fuckers lyin' an' gettin' me pissed"
Is that part of the tongue-in-cheek humor too? If so, I have been misusing the phrase 'tongue-in-cheek humor' for decades.
Tongue-in-cheek is a term used to refer to humor in which a statement, or an entire fictional work, is not meant to be taken seriously, but its sarcasm is subtle. The Oxford English Dictionary defines it as "Ironic, slyly humorous; not meant to be taken seriously".
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I know that with me being probably the only Juggalo on the F.O.T. Board I will probably get flamed for this but the song is meant to convey the message that just being alive is the real miracle and that people should look around to see the wonders that were bestowed upon us....A lot of what is referenced (whether audio or visual) in the song such as magnets or the pelican are there for pure comic relief, it's all tongue-in-cheek humor....
"I don't wanna talk to a scientist,
y'all mother fuckers lyin' an' gettin' me pissed"
Is that part of the tongue-in-cheek humor too? If so, I have been misusing the phrase 'tongue-in-cheek humor' for decades.
Tongue-in-cheek is a term used to refer to humor in which a statement, or an entire fictional work, is not meant to be taken seriously, but its sarcasm is subtle. The Oxford English Dictionary defines it as "Ironic, slyly humorous; not meant to be taken seriously".
Those fuckin' OED editors pro'ly lyin' too.
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I know that with me being probably the only Juggalo on the F.O.T. Board I will probably get flamed for this but the song is meant to convey the message that just being alive is the real miracle and that people should look around to see the wonders that were bestowed upon us....A lot of what is referenced (whether audio or visual) in the song such as magnets or the pelican are there for pure comic relief, it's all tongue-in-cheek humor....
"I don't wanna talk to a scientist,
y'all mother fuckers lyin' an' gettin' me pissed"
Is that part of the tongue-in-cheek humor too? If so, I have been misusing the phrase 'tongue-in-cheek humor' for decades.
Tongue-in-cheek is a term used to refer to humor in which a statement, or an entire fictional work, is not meant to be taken seriously, but its sarcasm is subtle. The Oxford English Dictionary defines it as "Ironic, slyly humorous; not meant to be taken seriously".
Those fuckin' OED editors pro'ly lyin' too.
Ya got that right, now if he was talking about chemists in the pharmaceutical industry
then he would have been serious....;)
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I think "Magic everywhere in this bitch" should be the Faygo slogan
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I think "Magic everywhere in this bitch" should be the Faygo slogan
maybe they should just poison the faygo.
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I can't think of a meaningful definition of "miracle" that would include most of the stuff in that song. The song seems to think that a miracle is just anything that happens, pelicans, sandwiches, hoo-hoos, whatever. Just being great doesn't make something a miracle.
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I can't think of a meaningful definition of "miracle" that would include most of the stuff in that song. The song seems to think that a miracle is just anything that happens, pelicans, sandwiches, hoo-hoos, whatever. Just being great doesn't make something a miracle.
They should rap about turning water into Faygo.
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Not a word about the 'Massachusetts Miracle'. Oh Dukakis, someday history will vindicate you.
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So i guess they explained the song in an interview.
Well, ICP turned over the last Joker's Card ("The Wraith") in 2004. And it turned out that, uh, the Dark Carnival... is God:
It ain't about Violent J or Shaggy, the Butterfly or 17. When we speak of 'Shangri-La', what you think we mean? Truth is we follow GOD, and have always been behind him. The Carnival is GOD and may all Juggalos find him!"
So where do you go from there? Well, once you've revealed to your fans that the creepy gothic mythology you've spent 12 years developing is just, you know, Christianity with clown makeup and faygo, basically all you're left with is praise songs. Hence:
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed.
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I don't think I've ever heard of an entire discography being retconned.
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http://www.hulu .com/watch/143249/saturday-night-live-outrageous-clown-squad-kickspit-dirt-festival I couldn't get the video to load so remove the spaces and enjoy this Gem....
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Violent J clarifies:
"As for the infamous line, fuckin’ magnets… how do they work? Magnets were like magic to me as a kid. You could move things across the table without actually touching them! I found that shit amazing and I still do. If you don’t like that, have a dick for dinner. As for the sun and the stars. Who looks up into the sky and doesn't wonder sometimes? Come on, man, I fuckin’ straight up feel sorry for anybody that can look at the moon the trees, and the seven seas, and not see fuckin’ miracles. It’s not about religion either. Nature itself is a miracle. Stand toe to toe with the ocean at night and tell me that shit ain’t amazing."
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"... have a dick for dinner."
I wonder if it has to be hot and in a bowl.
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Violent J clarifies:
It wouldn't be possible that the world is making fun of the song because the ideas are expressed so unbelievably poorly, would it? It must be that we're making fun of ICP because we don't have fucking poetry in our souls and can't see the sun, moon, stars, ocean, etc as so-named "miracles".
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http://psychopathicrecords.com/hatchetherald/100423/index.html
Seriously, you guys. I think we all need to "take a time out, open up ya mind and then peep the giraffe."
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"We appreciate all this shit. Especially a yellow ass, long neck giraffe."
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I particularly savor a pouchy-bill ass pelican, myself.
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"PS. We feel like these haters are the big dumb, popular jocks ganging up on the little class clown scrub. When they have no idea the scrub is really a highly skilled, deadly, ninja assassin capable of cleaning their fuckin’ clocks."
Maybe the haters are NORMAL ADULTS who could clean his fucking clock because he's a morbidly obese, cigarette-snarfing, booze-guzzling, barbeque-slurping mouthbreather. All one would have to do is wait about, oh, a minute, tops till he ran out of air or the A1 sauce running thru his arteries started to clot.
Again, I love how these morons paint themselves (ha) as wiley little underdogs in some secret cabal, and popular dudes have nothing else on their minds except to smash them. Boo hoo, I think somebody had a bad experience in high school....
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Is Violent J actually Guy Fieri?
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Is Violent J actually Guy Fieri?
My thoughts exactly.
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I dislike Guy Fieri more.
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"PS. We feel like these haters are the big dumb, popular jocks ganging up on the little class clown scrub. When they have no idea the scrub is really a highly skilled, deadly, ninja assassin capable of cleaning their fuckin’ clocks."
Maybe the haters are NORMAL ADULTS who could clean his fucking clock because he's a morbidly obese, cigarette-snarfing, booze-guzzling, barbeque-slurping mouthbreather. All one would have to do is wait about, oh, a minute, tops till he ran out of air or the A1 sauce running thru his arteries started to clot.
I'm with you in spirit, Auntie, but I might actually have to grant Violent J this point. Have you ever tried to fight a huge fat guy? Them dudes is not so easy to take down. I would not want to mix it up Violent J or his equivalent in real life.
Those beanpole-skinny meth-head lookin juggalos, though? I bet I could take a bunch of them on 5 at a time, 60s Batman style.
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Not trying to be "i told you so" about it, but the Evangelical side of ICP is completely coming out from this recent publicity stunt. Again, Trinity Broadcast Network shit but without the language purity.
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I'm with you in spirit, Auntie, but I might actually have to grant Violent J this point. Have you ever tried to fight a huge fat guy? Them dudes is not so easy to take down. I would not want to mix it up Violent J or his equivalent in real life.
Those beanpole-skinny meth-head lookin juggalos, though? I bet I could take a bunch of them on 5 at a time, 60s Batman style.
Ha-I think you're probably right ... I guess you have to have "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee" moves and then you could wear him out. However, who knows how long a Faygo adrenaline rush would last.
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Aw hell, they just stole the whole thing from The Next Voice You Hear, the 1950 movie where God takes over the radio to validate the American way of life:
Joe Smith, American (Yes, that's how the character's name is listed in the credits): "You remember what the voice said last night? That we should all do our homework for tomorrow? Well, let's take a look at the things that God told us to look at. Let's just see how great his miracles really are. There's the moon. The stars. It's the air we breathe. The earth we walk on. It's the trees. It's the hills. And it's things like loving each other. The way I love you and the way Mom loves us. It's all those wonderful things, Johnny. The way I love you and you love me, we got nothing to worry about. Nothing to be afraid of. And most of all, we must never be afraid of God. Because God is the whole world."
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It's always a relief when Violent J clarifies.
mir·a·cle /ˈmɪrəkəl/ [mir-uh-kuhl] –noun
1. something fuckin’ amazing and incredible
2. A fuckin’ special, awesome event of some kind.
3. A great, wonderful thing.
4. A fuckin’ miracle.
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suck a bag of dicks > have a dick for dinner
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Their factual findings sometimes explain away the Earth’s cool mysteries.
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Hey, check it out - the Grey Lady gives Tom and Paul F. get credit for bringing Juggalos and the ICP to the mainstream...
http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/04/26/fools-gold-an-oral-history-of-the-insane-clown-posse-parodies/
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which one of youse guys wrote the SHOW SOME RESPECT comment?
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"It’s not every day you just get to marinate with a giraffe, man."
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Don't you love it when you and a bunch of people find something funny, then almost a year later, the whole world gets into it
"The music video first debuted on Youtube on April 6th, 2010, and was met with immediate Internet acclaim, being quoted in forums, used on image macros, and eventually spoofed on Saturday Night Live."
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fucking-magnets-how-do-they-work
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I don't think I've ever heard of an entire discography being retconned.
God has clearly been on the side of the ninjas the whole time. (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-12-most-outrageous-insane-clown-posse-lyrics)
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So, wait, at the end why do they drive their spaceship into the sun?
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I don't think I've ever heard of an entire discography being retconned.
God has clearly been on the side of the ninjas the whole time. (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-12-most-outrageous-insane-clown-posse-lyrics)
Fuck the Berlin Wall, both sides of it
And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever that is
I'm getting this tattooed on my neck.
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So, wait, at the end why do they drive their spaceship into the sun?
An "After The Gold Rush" reference, maybe? Could Neil Young have been the first proto-juggalo?
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Sorry if this has been posted before, but ICP are starring in a Western. Jason Mewes is in it!
http://www.bigmoneyrustlas.com/ (http://www.bigmoneyrustlas.com/)
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Sorry if this has been posted before, but ICP are starring in a Western. Jason Mewes is in it!
http://www.bigmoneyrustlas.com/ (http://www.bigmoneyrustlas.com/)
You should be sorry.
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Ha..?
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There's at least two or three threads about that film and its trailer on the forum.
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I found ONE while searching and no one replied to it.
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I found ONE while searching and no one replied to it.
Fascinating.
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I found ONE while searching and no one replied to it.
Fascinating.
Don't be a dick; I was just replying to Martin.
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Where's Flooney? There's a dude who could roll with the punches.
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I found ONE while searching and no one replied to it.
Fascinating.
Don't be a dick; I was just replying to Martin.
Look, you teed it up twice and I swung. Nothing personal.
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I was introducing a subject that, after I searched to make sure that it had not come up before, seemed safe to talk about.
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(http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/6072/wickedclownlove.gif)
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I took @bigviolentj to task on Twitter for only following 4 people. He's neglecting the Juggalo family...
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I took @bigviolentj to task on Twitter for only following 4 people. He's neglecting the Juggalo family...
Following Violent J on Twitter has provided some serious amusement. He's not trying to be funny, but his tweets are so ridiculously stupid that I always laugh.
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I took @bigviolentj to task on Twitter for only following 4 people. He's neglecting the Juggalo family...
Following Violent J on Twitter has provided some serious amusement. He's not trying to be funny, but his tweets are so ridiculously stupid that I always laugh.
I know, it's like Violent J is his own @teddleo.
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top Violent J tweet: "I made friends with a big raccoon at home, fed him lunch meat by hand. Now he keeps sellin me out, tippin garbage over and shit. Furry hoe."
The phone-stealing pelicans must have called the Michigan raccoons and told them about the easy mark they had on their hands.
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I like this one:
Just finished shoppin for show clothes. It's a perfect day in the D. I'm about to take JJ to Toys R Us cuz I ran over his bike this morning
Tell me that's not @teddleo-esque. But it raises more questions than it answers ... where does he buy these show clothes? Going off of that last video, it looks like he wears food service whites. Does he think that calling Detroit "the D" is going to make it sound cooler? Is JJ like Violent James, Junior?
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top Violent J tweet: "I made friends with a big raccoon at home, fed him lunch meat by hand. Now he keeps sellin me out, tippin garbage over and shit. Furry hoe."
The phone-stealing pelicans must have called the Michigan raccoons and told them about the easy mark they had on their hands.
So is "Furry Vengenace" just a Violent J biopic?
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Insane clowns are people, too.
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My dog started following a Juggalo on Twitter, and the next 4 or 5 tweets were 'man people are crazy putting their dogs on Twitter I got a fukkin dog followin me' and 'this dog is trying to talk to me man people are fucked up' and etc.
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My dog started following a Juggalo on Twitter, and the next 4 or 5 tweets were 'man people are crazy putting their dogs on Twitter I got a fukkin dog followin me' and 'this dog is trying to talk to me man people are fucked up' and etc.
Celebrities like Violent J are the reason I gave my cat a twitter acct - you don't want their stupid shit in your 'real' feed, or you will become brain damaged.
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My dog started following a Juggalo on Twitter, and the next 4 or 5 tweets were 'man people are crazy putting their dogs on Twitter I got a fukkin dog followin me' and 'this dog is trying to talk to me man people are fucked up' and etc.
Celebrities like Violent J are the reason I gave my cat a twitter acct - you don't want their stupid shit in your 'real' feed, or you will become brain damaged.
Exactly...my dog is the one following all the Juggalos.
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My dog started following a Juggalo on Twitter, and the next 4 or 5 tweets were 'man people are crazy putting their dogs on Twitter I got a fukkin dog followin me' and 'this dog is trying to talk to me man people are fucked up' and etc.
This sounds like the anger they feel toward scientists. Are they just angry about things they don't understand?
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Celebrities like Violent J are the reason I gave my cat a twitter acct - you don't want their stupid shit in your 'real' feed, or you will become brain damaged.
Exactly...my dog is the one following all the Juggalos.
One of Kim Kardashian's tweets was something like: OMG I forgot to brush my teeth last night before bed. I am so afraid of getting a cavity!
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My dog started following a Juggalo on Twitter, and the next 4 or 5 tweets were 'man people are crazy putting their dogs on Twitter I got a fukkin dog followin me' and 'this dog is trying to talk to me man people are fucked up' and etc.
This sounds like the anger they feel toward scientists. Are they just angry about things they don't understand?
Well, pet cats and dogs are miracles, and I don't want to talk to a veterinarian, cause those mutherfukkers tryin to make me vegetarian.
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A friend made this. Walt Whitman: Juggalo?
http://www.scottborn.com/INSANE.png (http://www.scottborn.com/INSANE.png)
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I wake up this morning to THIS staring at me from my Facebook wall.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs576.snc3/31422_403170462835_504317835_4195241_1982998_n.jpg)
Yikes, a double whammy. Maybe I DON'T want pot legalized.
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I had my first juggalo sighting yesterday and tweeted about it. I also got my first angry juggalo retweet. MMFCL.
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My dog started following a Juggalo on Twitter, and the next 4 or 5 tweets were 'man people are crazy putting their dogs on Twitter I got a fukkin dog followin me' and 'this dog is trying to talk to me man people are fucked up' and etc.
This sounds like the anger they feel toward scientists. Are they just angry about things they don't understand?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_VkSo34f4Cp0/S3xoZlwsd8I/AAAAAAAABB0/ELjtsFc95hc/s400/Cypress+Hill+-+The+Phuncky+Feel+One+bw+How+I+Could+Just+Kill+A+Man+(12)+(1991).jpeg)