FUCKIN' MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK??

[cavorting with nudists]

I particularly savor a pouchy-bill ass pelican, myself.

[Christina]

"PS. We feel like these haters are the big dumb, popular jocks ganging up on the little class clown scrub. When they have no idea the scrub is really a highly skilled, deadly, ninja assassin capable of cleaning their fuckin’ clocks."


Maybe the haters are NORMAL ADULTS who could clean his fucking clock because he's a morbidly obese, cigarette-snarfing, booze-guzzling, barbeque-slurping mouthbreather. All one would have to do is wait about, oh, a minute, tops till he ran out of air or the A1 sauce running thru his arteries started to clot.

Again, I love how these morons paint themselves (ha) as wiley little underdogs in some secret cabal, and popular dudes have nothing else on their minds except to smash them. Boo hoo, I think somebody had a bad experience in high school....

[Pidgeon]

Is Violent J actually Guy Fieri?

[Pat K]

Is Violent J actually Guy Fieri?

My thoughts exactly.

[Sarah]

I dislike Guy Fieri more.

[Pat K]

"PS. We feel like these haters are the big dumb, popular jocks ganging up on the little class clown scrub. When they have no idea the scrub is really a highly skilled, deadly, ninja assassin capable of cleaning their fuckin’ clocks."


Maybe the haters are NORMAL ADULTS who could clean his fucking clock because he's a morbidly obese, cigarette-snarfing, booze-guzzling, barbeque-slurping mouthbreather. All one would have to do is wait about, oh, a minute, tops till he ran out of air or the A1 sauce running thru his arteries started to clot.

I'm with you in spirit, Auntie, but I might actually have to grant Violent J this point. Have you ever tried to fight a huge fat guy? Them dudes is not so easy to take down. I would not want to mix it up Violent J or his equivalent in real life.


Those beanpole-skinny meth-head lookin juggalos, though? I bet I could take a bunch of them on 5 at a time, 60s Batman style.

[mackro]

Not trying to be "i told you so" about it, but the Evangelical side of ICP is completely coming out from this recent publicity stunt.  Again, Trinity Broadcast Network shit but without the language purity.

[Christina]

I'm with you in spirit, Auntie, but I might actually have to grant Violent J this point. Have you ever tried to fight a huge fat guy? Them dudes is not so easy to take down. I would not want to mix it up Violent J or his equivalent in real life.

Those beanpole-skinny meth-head lookin juggalos, though? I bet I could take a bunch of them on 5 at a time, 60s Batman style.

Ha-I think you're probably right ... I guess you have to have "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee" moves and then you could wear him out. However, who knows how long a Faygo adrenaline rush would last.

[cavorting with nudists]

Aw hell, they just stole the whole thing from The Next Voice You Hear, the 1950 movie where God takes over the radio to validate the American way of life:

Joe Smith, American (Yes, that's how the character's name is listed in the credits): "You remember what the voice said last night? That we should all do our homework for tomorrow? Well, let's take a look at the things that God told us to look at. Let's just see how great his miracles really are. There's the moon. The stars. It's the air we breathe. The earth we walk on. It's the trees. It's the hills. And it's things like loving each other. The way I love you and the way Mom loves us. It's all those wonderful things, Johnny. The way I love you and you love me, we got nothing to worry about. Nothing to be afraid of. And most of all, we must never be afraid of God. Because God is the whole world."

[Steve of Bloomington]

It's always a relief when Violent J clarifies.

mir·a·cle   /ˈmɪrəkəl/ [mir-uh-kuhl]   –noun
1. something fuckin’ amazing and incredible
2. A fuckin’ special, awesome event of some kind.
3. A great, wonderful thing.
4. A fuckin’ miracle.

[masterofsparks]

suck a bag of dicks > have a dick for dinner

[fonpr]

Their factual findings sometimes explain away the Earth’s cool mysteries.

[amiright??]

Hey, check it out - the Grey Lady gives Tom and Paul F. get credit for bringing Juggalos and the ICP to the mainstream...

http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/04/26/fools-gold-an-oral-history-of-the-insane-clown-posse-parodies/

[Kim Kelly]

which one of youse guys wrote the SHOW SOME RESPECT comment?

[Pat K]

"It’s not every day you just get to marinate with a giraffe, man."