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FOT Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: mahgeetah on October 05, 2010, 12:53:02 PM
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http://thedailywh.at/post/1221870022/danzig-doing-normal-people-stuff-of-the-day?ref=nf (http://thedailywh.at/post/1221870022/danzig-doing-normal-people-stuff-of-the-day?ref=nf)
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You must be talking about Danzig wearing a Danzig shirt, because taking care of your cat's hygienic needs is awesome.
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With your name, it makes sense you would take seriously a man's duty to his cat's nether needs.
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Oh, c'mon Glenn! Can you have that stuff delived by demons or something cool?
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... cat's nether needs.
Is that a Misfits song?
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Things could be worse, at least he's not getting punched in the face.
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I saw him in person once years ago. It's weird seeing him without the layers of pancake and eyeliner.
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There's nothing normal or everyday about elephantiasis of the jaw.
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His face looks like a toe! Who trusts Glenn Danzig with a cat? I have lots of problems with this.
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wait, but that is Danzig being Awesome! speaking of danzig, has the henry&glenn forever comic been talked about on the board yet?
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You had me at "Glenn Danzig can't be awesome".
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Danzig played in Fargo about 15 years ago or so (back when Glen was still kind of scary) and there was this excellent rumor circulating that Glen went the local strip bar (Northern Exposure) while in town. But before he entered, he made the dancers remove any cross-themed jewelry and he had the mirrored wall (behind the pole) covered up with heavy black material so his reflection could not be seen.
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YOU'RE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION:
What's Danzig's cat named?
Lucifer
Mr. Cheevers
Fart Barfunkel (via 30 Rock)
Ted
Snickers
Snuggelina
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YOU'RE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION:
What's Danzig's cat named?
Lucifer
Mr. Cheevers
Fart Barfunkel (via 30 Rock)
Ted
Snickers
Snuggelina
According to his wiki page, he has three cats: Meowther, Glenn Jr. and Purry Only. He used to have a fourth cat named Pawhain (which was pronounced Pamhain), but it died from eating tinsel, and he gets really mad if you ask him where the tinsel came from. Also, whenever anyone asks him about his cats, Danzig will say "Oh, you mean the Hissfits?" and then chuckle to himself. Seriously, he does it every time.
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Danzig played in Fargo about 15 years ago or so (back when Glen was still kind of scary) and there was this excellent rumor circulating that Glen went the local strip bar (Northern Exposure) while in town. But before he entered, he made the dancers remove any cross-themed jewelry and he had the mirrored wall (behind the pole) covered up with heavy black material so his reflection could not be seen.
In other words, Glenn Danzig IS awesome MOST of the time.
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YOU'RE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION:
What's Danzig's cat named?
Lucifer
Mr. Cheevers
Fart Barfunkel (via 30 Rock)
Ted
Snickers
Snuggelina
According to his wiki page, he has three cats: Meowther, Glenn Jr. and Purry Only. He used to have a fourth cat named Pawhain (which was pronounced Pamhain), but it died from eating tinsel, and he gets really mad if you ask him where the tinsel came from. Also, whenever anyone asks him about his cats, Danzig will say "Oh, you mean the Hissfits?" and then chuckle to himself. Seriously, he does it every time.
So much of me wants to fact-check this, but I know you're playing around. I know you are.
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Vlygar on MetalSucks says, "Glen doesn’t have any cats, so the picture is a little suspicious," and I've yet to be misled by someone named Vlygar.
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If I were Glenn Danzig I would name my cat Puny Humans.
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Can we rename this thread to Danzig cat names influenced by his bands' song titles?
I'll go first:
CATTITUDE
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Am I Kitten
Purrsession
November Coming Litter
Where Felines Dare
okay those were all terrible minus Purrsession.
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Is anyone else annoyed that they no longer sell kitty litter in reasonable sizes? Maybe those huge boxes o' litter are easy for Glenn Danzig to carry back to his hearse, but I damn near break an arm every time I have to buy some litter.
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Is anyone else annoyed that they no longer sell kitty litter in reasonable sizes? Maybe those huge boxes o' litter are easy for Glenn Danzig to carry back to his hearse, but I damn near break an arm every time I have to buy some litter.
They could at least improve the handle system. Those plastic handles always tear open the box lid.
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Is anyone else annoyed that they no longer sell kitty litter in reasonable sizes? Maybe those huge boxes o' litter are easy for Glenn Danzig to carry back to his hearse, but I damn near break an arm every time I have to buy some litter.
Either a dislocated shoulder or the ribbon/bucket handle cuts a crease through your fingers like you were hand lining for Jaws. Oh, while we are on the topic of litter, do not be taken in by Yesterday's News recycled newspaper litter. The idea is admirable, but the product is an ungodly mess.
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Weird - you guys don't have the kitty litter size that's basically a milk jug?
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Vlygar on MetalSucks says, "Glen doesn’t have any cats, so the picture is a little suspicious," and I've yet to be misled by someone named Vlygar.
I bet he uses the litter to fill the coffin he sleeps in.
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Cats often like to nap in a clean litter box, so he might be on to something.