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FOT Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: buffcoat on September 23, 2012, 09:26:55 PM
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/oct/09/insane-clown-posse-christians-god (http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/oct/09/insane-clown-posse-christians-god)
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I like this part:
"Gravity's cool," Violent J says, "but not as cool as magnets."
"I did think," I admit, "that fog constitutes quite a low threshold for miracles."
"Fog?" Violent J says, surprised.
"Well," I clarify, "I've lived around fog my whole life, so maybe I'm blasé."
"Fog, to me, is awesome," he replies. "Do you know why? Because I look at my five-year-old son and I'm explaining to him what fog is and he thinks it's incredible."
"Ah!" I gesticulate. "If you're explaining to your five-year-old son what fog is, then why do you not want to meet scientists? Because they're just like you, explaining things to people…"
"Well," Violent J says, "science is… we don't really… that's like…" He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"
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I like this part:
"Gravity's cool," Violent J says, "but not as cool as magnets."
"I did think," I admit, "that fog constitutes quite a low threshold for miracles."
"Fog?" Violent J says, surprised.
"Well," I clarify, "I've lived around fog my whole life, so maybe I'm blasé."
"Fog, to me, is awesome," he replies. "Do you know why? Because I look at my five-year-old son and I'm explaining to him what fog is and he thinks it's incredible."
"Ah!" I gesticulate. "If you're explaining to your five-year-old son what fog is, then why do you not want to meet scientists? Because they're just like you, explaining things to people…"
"Well," Violent J says, "science is… we don't really… that's like…" He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"
There's a long conversation about this very exchange on an episode of Walking the Room.
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Why are they?
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Why are they?
Because when the girl's not home, you fuck her mom?
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For as awful as the ICP are, you kind of have to admire their achievement. How these two dolts amassed an army of fans is beyond my comprehension. Great job guys!
I like this part:
"Gravity's cool," Violent J says, "but not as cool as magnets."
"I did think," I admit, "that fog constitutes quite a low threshold for miracles."
"Fog?" Violent J says, surprised.
"Well," I clarify, "I've lived around fog my whole life, so maybe I'm blasé."
"Fog, to me, is awesome," he replies. "Do you know why? Because I look at my five-year-old son and I'm explaining to him what fog is and he thinks it's incredible."
"Ah!" I gesticulate. "If you're explaining to your five-year-old son what fog is, then why do you not want to meet scientists? Because they're just like you, explaining things to people…"
"Well," Violent J says, "science is… we don't really… that's like…" He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"
There's a long conversation about this very exchange on an episode of Walking the Room.
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I'm particularly fond of the punctual URL: "insane clown posse christians god"
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I'm particularly fond of the punctual URL: "insane clown posse christians god"
It's true. Haven't you read The Fresh-Ass Testament?
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So it was a choice between Eminem ascendant or ICP ascendant? Where's Harry Turtledove when we need him!
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Also this:
http://gawker.com/5946200/insane-clown-posse-actually-legitimately-amazingly-is-suing-the-fbi (http://gawker.com/5946200/insane-clown-posse-actually-legitimately-amazingly-is-suing-the-fbi)
Fight the power, crazy people