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Title: Oh, dear
Post by: buffcoat on September 23, 2012, 09:26:55 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/oct/09/insane-clown-posse-christians-god (http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/oct/09/insane-clown-posse-christians-god)

Title: Re: Oh, dear
Post by: Kormod on September 24, 2012, 06:33:01 AM
I like this part:

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"Gravity's cool," Violent J says, "but not as cool as magnets."

"I did think," I admit, "that fog constitutes quite a low threshold for miracles."

"Fog?" Violent J says, surprised.

"Well," I clarify, "I've lived around fog my whole life, so maybe I'm blasé."

"Fog, to me, is awesome," he replies. "Do you know why? Because I look at my five-year-old son and I'm explaining to him what fog is and he thinks it's incredible."

"Ah!" I gesticulate. "If you're explaining to your  five-year-old son what fog is, then why do you not want to meet scientists? Because they're just like you, explaining things to people…"

"Well," Violent J says, "science is… we don't really… that's like…" He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"
Title: Re: Oh, dear
Post by: masterofsparks on September 24, 2012, 09:42:52 AM
I like this part:

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"Gravity's cool," Violent J says, "but not as cool as magnets."

"I did think," I admit, "that fog constitutes quite a low threshold for miracles."

"Fog?" Violent J says, surprised.

"Well," I clarify, "I've lived around fog my whole life, so maybe I'm blasé."

"Fog, to me, is awesome," he replies. "Do you know why? Because I look at my five-year-old son and I'm explaining to him what fog is and he thinks it's incredible."

"Ah!" I gesticulate. "If you're explaining to your  five-year-old son what fog is, then why do you not want to meet scientists? Because they're just like you, explaining things to people…"

"Well," Violent J says, "science is… we don't really… that's like…" He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"

There's a long conversation about this very exchange on an episode of Walking the Room.
Title: Re: Oh, dear
Post by: buffcoat on September 24, 2012, 10:23:20 AM
Why are they?
Title: Re: Oh, dear
Post by: Kormod on September 24, 2012, 11:23:52 AM
Why are they?

Because when the girl's not home, you fuck her mom?
Title: Re: Oh, dear
Post by: mostlymeat on September 24, 2012, 12:32:11 PM
For as awful as the ICP are, you kind of have to admire their achievement. How these two dolts amassed an army of fans is beyond my comprehension. Great job guys!

I like this part:

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"Gravity's cool," Violent J says, "but not as cool as magnets."

"I did think," I admit, "that fog constitutes quite a low threshold for miracles."

"Fog?" Violent J says, surprised.

"Well," I clarify, "I've lived around fog my whole life, so maybe I'm blasé."

"Fog, to me, is awesome," he replies. "Do you know why? Because I look at my five-year-old son and I'm explaining to him what fog is and he thinks it's incredible."

"Ah!" I gesticulate. "If you're explaining to your  five-year-old son what fog is, then why do you not want to meet scientists? Because they're just like you, explaining things to people…"

"Well," Violent J says, "science is… we don't really… that's like…" He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"

There's a long conversation about this very exchange on an episode of Walking the Room.
Title: Re: Oh, dear
Post by: chetfarnsworth on September 24, 2012, 04:26:48 PM
I'm particularly fond of the punctual URL: "insane clown posse christians god"
Title: Re: Oh, dear
Post by: Kormod on September 24, 2012, 04:35:08 PM
I'm particularly fond of the punctual URL: "insane clown posse christians god"

It's true. Haven't you read The Fresh-Ass Testament?
Title: Re: Oh, dear
Post by: Kevin from Pittsburgh on September 25, 2012, 03:36:04 AM
So it was a choice between Eminem ascendant or ICP ascendant?  Where's Harry Turtledove when we need him!
Title: Re: Oh, dear
Post by: Kevin from Pittsburgh on September 26, 2012, 05:43:28 AM
Also this:

http://gawker.com/5946200/insane-clown-posse-actually-legitimately-amazingly-is-suing-the-fbi (http://gawker.com/5946200/insane-clown-posse-actually-legitimately-amazingly-is-suing-the-fbi)

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