"Gravity's cool," Violent J says, "but not as cool as magnets.""I did think," I admit, "that fog constitutes quite a low threshold for miracles.""Fog?" Violent J says, surprised."Well," I clarify, "I've lived around fog my whole life, so maybe I'm blasé.""Fog, to me, is awesome," he replies. "Do you know why? Because I look at my five-year-old son and I'm explaining to him what fog is and he thinks it's incredible.""Ah!" I gesticulate. "If you're explaining to your five-year-old son what fog is, then why do you not want to meet scientists? Because they're just like you, explaining things to people…""Well," Violent J says, "science is… we don't really… that's like…" He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"
I like this part:Quote"Gravity's cool," Violent J says, "but not as cool as magnets.""I did think," I admit, "that fog constitutes quite a low threshold for miracles.""Fog?" Violent J says, surprised."Well," I clarify, "I've lived around fog my whole life, so maybe I'm blasé.""Fog, to me, is awesome," he replies. "Do you know why? Because I look at my five-year-old son and I'm explaining to him what fog is and he thinks it's incredible.""Ah!" I gesticulate. "If you're explaining to your five-year-old son what fog is, then why do you not want to meet scientists? Because they're just like you, explaining things to people…""Well," Violent J says, "science is… we don't really… that's like…" He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"
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Quote from: Kormod on September 24, 2012, 06:33:01 AMI like this part:Quote"Gravity's cool," Violent J says, "but not as cool as magnets.""I did think," I admit, "that fog constitutes quite a low threshold for miracles.""Fog?" Violent J says, surprised."Well," I clarify, "I've lived around fog my whole life, so maybe I'm blasé.""Fog, to me, is awesome," he replies. "Do you know why? Because I look at my five-year-old son and I'm explaining to him what fog is and he thinks it's incredible.""Ah!" I gesticulate. "If you're explaining to your five-year-old son what fog is, then why do you not want to meet scientists? Because they're just like you, explaining things to people…""Well," Violent J says, "science is… we don't really… that's like…" He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"There's a long conversation about this very exchange on an episode of Walking the Room.
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