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FOT Community => Links => Topic started by: JonFromMaplewood on September 14, 2011, 02:53:24 PM
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It is the classic tale that has been told over and over; what Joseph Campbell calls “the Monomyth.” We hear it in the bedtime stories we tell our children and we see it in the urtexts of the classical Greeks, Mayans, and Inuit alike:
A British dwarf who stars in porno films (and who looks like chef Gordon Ramsay) is murdered and his body is left to rot in some cellar. Then a badger gets to him.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/the-most-epic-tabloid-headline-of-all-time (http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/the-most-epic-tabloid-headline-of-all-time)
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This thread did not go as expected.
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I emailed this link to some friends and had a good exchange:
ME: Wow, does he look like Gordon Ramsey.
HIM: The guy or the badger?
ME: Wait, there's a badger named Gordon Ramsey?
HIM: Nice.
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It kinda bummed me out. Sorry.
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Me, too.
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It's not even really the badger's finest moment.
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(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSdyfiw57aOGOuGbhuiinrS2SeAuePlGGMnWwxn6meFdDidOQh)
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(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSdyfiw57aOGOuGbhuiinrS2SeAuePlGGMnWwxn6meFdDidOQh)
Didn't Colonel Sanders die, like, eight times?
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You remember Honey Badger's opinion about all this, right? The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg#)
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(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSdyfiw57aOGOuGbhuiinrS2SeAuePlGGMnWwxn6meFdDidOQh)
Didn't Colonel Sanders die, like, eight times?
Sanders, Sanders, a thousand deaths are not enough for Sanders.
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He takes a'lickin' and keeps makin' chicken.