The Scharpling & Wurster Drinking Game

[adistasteformath]

I was introduced to the Best Show earlier this year via the Scharpling & Wurster box set, and after a few months of listening religiously I started compiling a few of the common tropes that tend to pop up over and over again whenever Tom gets on the phone with a resident of Newbridge. With nothing better to do with this information, I decided to make a drinking game out of my notes. I thought I'd post it here; if nothing else, I'm sure Mike might appreciate this.

Without further ado, I present to you...

The Scharpling & Wurster Drinking Game

Take a drink IF:

• Jon says “Wait, WHAT?” “WHY.” “You ____-dummy”, “Crack a book much?” or “I’ll nutshell it for you”
• Jon mispronounces a word or phrase
• Jon shares blatantly fabricated obscure trivia
• Something has “two horns” (take two drinks)

Take a shot IF:

• Jon does not change his voice
• Tom and Jon start talking about “Clifford”
• Jon refers to WFMU as a “high school radio station”
• Jon accuses Tom of using a voice modulator
• Jon threatens Tom

Finish your drink IF:

• Another caller interacts with Jon
• The call ends with Jon putting some blue on and falling asleep
• The call ends with Jon dead or incapacitated

Listen responsibly!

[fonpr]

Seems Mike may have created one, once.

Maybe they could be combined.

Might make for more drinking.

[Krokodil_Gena]

Seems Mike may have created one, once.

Maybe they could be combined.

Might make for more drinking.

They have enough drinking in Jersey in the winter.