Woman sat on toilet for 2 years

[kimota]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/sns-ap-woman-in-bathroom,1,6748357.story

WICHITA, Kan. - A 35-year-old woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time he called police had a phobia about leaving the bathroom, the boyfriend said...The case drew nationwide attention after Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat in the two years she apparently was in the bathroom.

[TL]

"I should have gotten help for her sooner; I admit that. But after a while, you kind of get used to it."

At least he admits it.
Not gonna comment on "getting used to it."

[kimota]

"I should have gotten help for her sooner; I admit that. But after a while, you kind of get used to it."

At least he admits it.
Not gonna comment on "getting used to it."

Get used to your skin growing around a toilet seat?!  I mean, how inert do you have to be for your skin to grow around a toilet seat?

[Sarah]

I just hope there was a second bathroom in the joint.

[Martin]

Takes "lazy" to new levels.

[Wes]

Maybe she's just a big fan of Summer School.

[Fido]

How did she eat?  How did she sleep?  Did she have drinking water provided to her?

But why would anyone do this?  Was she avoiding an IRS audit?

[Oogie]

She sat there so long because she was really pooped.

[buffcoat]

She sat there so long because she was really pooped.

I laughed out loud.  Damn you grimlock 3.0.1!

[Emily]

me too. i went, "ah ha ha ha!"

[John Junk 2.0]

"Doctors at the Wichita hospital told the boyfriend an infection in her legs has damaged her nerves and may leave her in a wheelchair, he said."

Cue the sad muted-trumpet sound: "Bwup Bwup Bwup Bwaaahhh!"