Obama Inaugural Concert

[Sarah]

Ted Nugent.

[masterofsparks]

Ted Nugent.

Too slow, Sarah.

[Sarah]

Yeah, I know.  I'm stupid and am now on the market for a receptacle into which my lifeless form can be stuffed.

[masterofsparks]

Top of the page, though. At least you've got that going for you.

[Sarah]

That just compounds my shame.

[dave from knoxville]

I will be glad to remove my "nooj" just to make Sarah look good. Just say the word.

[Sarah]

You're a gentleman, sir.  But, no, I will bear my cross.  It's only right.

[iAmBaronVonTito]

the only television ive been watching is House and Monk (USA seems to be the only tolerable channel in hospitals). 

after reading Twitter, i felt like i was missing out on the obama concert.
after reading this thread, i apparently did not. 

[Stupornaut]

Some commenter on Idolator mentioned that he really wished Jello Biafra was performing there. Oof.

[Fido]

Yeah, I know.  I'm stupid and am now on the market for a receptacle into which my lifeless form can be stuffed.

Sarah, you're eloquent even in blistering, scathing self-deprecation.

[Sarah]

Blistering and scathing?  Shucks, that doesn't come close to the abuse I heap on myself regularly.

Be that as it may, you are kind.

[Fido]

Blistering and scathing?  Shucks, that doesn't come close to the abuse I heap on myself regularly.

Then you're not doing it right.