Build your own Storage Warrior

[NoNeck622]

Name: Herman "The Herminator/Thurmanator" Thurman
Hometown: Oshkosh, WI
Catch Phrase: "O, M, G! We've hit the motherload!"
Bid Method: Sets beard on fire, then immediately extinguishes it (his beard is very long).
Area of Expertise: Marital aids. Erotica. Pez dispensers.
Biggest Score: A stack of misprinted Billy Joel album covers, mostly River of Dreams.

[shrugsy]

name: Donny "The Eel" McCullough
home town: Lockport, NY
catch phrase: "Welcome to the funhouse!"
bid method: shakes a can filled with pennies
area of expertise: claims his joints ache whenever a unit is hiding baseball cards
biggest score: M1 Abrams Battle Tank dissembled and packed into garbage bags

[dave from knoxville]

Name: Andy "Slick Ricky" Vinson
Hometown: Knoxville, TN
Catch Phrase: "Scopophilians Unite!"
Bid Method: Throw rock at previous bidder.
Area of Expertise: 1970's carpet samples. Ceramic frogs.
Biggest Score: 1998 Sports Illustrated Swim suit edition.

Father and son, dogs! SKOPOKARMA

[Barry in Ireland]

I appreciate that I've already made my contribution, but perhaps there's a call to redress the gender balance here. So, I give you:

Name: Maureen "Lady M" Thurgood
Hometown: Kalamazoo, MI.
Catch Phrase: "You know what time it is! (It's auction time.)"
Bid Method: http://sadtrombone.com/
Area of Expertise: Victoriana, juvenilia, Americana, Cavalleria Rusticana.
Biggest Score: Carried the boom-mic when Geraldo opened Al Capone's vault.

[casualobserver]

name: Copper "Ghostlegs" MacCready
hometown: New Haven, CT
catch phrase: "I'll take that action!"
bid method: makes the international sign of cutting a hole into glass to pilfer a diamond
area of expertise: rock hammers, megaphones, non-novelty inflatables
biggest score: Bill Fagerbakke's locker, packed with Coach memorabilia