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Mr. Spacely

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Official Tally of Newbridge Bargings
« on: April 26, 2012, 05:57:48 PM »
In light of the most recent Gem, there's been some renewed interest in this most peculiar, Newbridge form of execution/exile.

It might be fun to assemble the definitive list of people who have suffered this shameful, painful fate.

By my immediate count, The Jewel of the Quint Cities has seen the following bargings:

Jeff Cooper (Radio Hut owner, Craig Cooper's Dad)
Power Pop Pop-Pop (real name: _____ Fleer)
Edgar Ploppleton (Darren's Dad)
The Gorch (victim of Skag Winesack)
Zachary Brimstead (future barging)
Robbie Rist (future barging)

What's especially interesting about the latter three is that all men appear to have survived.

Also, Darren once threatened to barge Dom Scharpling, but it's unclear if this ever took place.
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Re: Official Tally of Newbridge Bargings
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2012, 09:14:32 AM »
I miss Jeff Cooper.
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Re: Official Tally of Newbridge Bargings
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2012, 04:05:35 PM »
The Gorch was barged by Skag Winesack at some point between 2004 and 2007. As with most bargings, it didn't take.

I'm not sure if we ever learned whether Gorch's pre-retaliatory basement bombing of Skag was as fatal as Gorch assumed it was.
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Re: Official Tally of Newbridge Bargings
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2012, 04:54:34 PM »
The Gorch was barged by Skag Winesack at some point between 2004 and 2007. As with most bargings, it didn't take.

I'm not sure if we ever learned whether Gorch's pre-retaliatory basement bombing of Skag was as fatal as Gorch assumed it was.

Sweet mystery of life.
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Mr. Spacely

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Re: Official Tally of Newbridge Bargings
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2012, 12:22:09 PM »
I tried to search for more bargings on Omar's site, but it appears to be down/compromised/rotting slowly from within.
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Re: Official Tally of Newbridge Bargings
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2012, 08:41:53 PM »
I tried to search for more bargings on Omar's site, but it appears to be down/compromised/rotting slowly from within.
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Re: Official Tally of Newbridge Bargings
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2012, 09:37:34 PM »
I tried to search for more bargings on Omar's site, but it appears to be down/compromised/rotting slowly from within.
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Re: Official Tally of Newbridge Bargings
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2012, 11:01:25 AM »
I believe a few months ago failed artist David Quinnfelder admitted he was barged when his Face-in-a-Can killed people.