Mr. Weatherbee is not for me.
I'm going through every single one of these gems. The overtly sexual ones make me cringe, but that's part of the fun. I think.
I like this one:
"Mostly talking. I myself am interested in the work with music that he does. He is a genius with words and a god with music. I would like to show him a few Rock Opera's that I'm working on, including my project with Bad For Good. Of course I'd ask to sing one of his songs for him. Only the musically impaired wouldn't. I would also like to talk about some of his upcoming projects. Like I said, mostly talking. And, of course, I ask for an autograph - what do you think, I'm a rebel without a clue? And probably finish out the evening getting to know the man behind the music, as well as share some information about myself with him. I'm just hoping that this won't be his dream, and if it's true that Rock and Roll Dreams Come Through, then I'll be dreaming up a storm."
[emphasis mine]
Sir, I hope your Rock and Roll Dreams'll Come Through!