Vampire Baseball

[senorcorazon]

During last show Tom and AP Mike joked about the Yankees getting some vamps as baseball players (or vendors). I told Wife and she quickly pointed out -- ALREADY IN THE TWILIGHT MOVIE.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=132872311968347343#

I still prefer President Baseball.

[Keith Whitener]

Aw, it cut off just when the mysterious strangers were coming out of the fog!

[B_Buster]

Wow. That clip made Dark Shadows look sophisticated.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

That part where that dude twirls the bat in slow motion in time to the Fall Out Boy or whatever is AWESOME.

[Chris L]

Sammy Sosa unsuccessfully tried out for this scene, which is why he looks so different now.

[buffcoat]

Wow. That clip made Dark Shadows look sophisticated.

Dark Shadows WAS sophisticated.  So was Beauty and the Beast, the one with Hellboy in the sewers.

[Pat K]

Sammy Sosa unsuccessfully tried out for this scene, which is why he looks so different now.

Seriously. Either he's a vampire now, or every picture I'm seeing of him is being taken 5 seconds after he's seen a guh-guh-guh-g-g-g-g-GHOST!.

Wow. That clip made Dark Shadows look sophisticated.

Speaking of, who wants to start betting on when a JJ Abrams-directed Dark Shadows reboot will be coming out?

[sonicdork]

That's one of the MANY reasons I just can't jump on the Twilight boat.... baseball playing vampires... "we gotta wait until it thunders so no one will hear us.....we're that good..."

Another reason.... the fact that they glow like Ziggy Stardust when the sunlight hits them. That shouldn't happen. The sun should turn them into a gooey mess...

[Steve in North Hollywood]

That's one of the MANY reasons I just can't jump on the Twilight boat.... baseball playing vampires... "we gotta wait until it thunders so no one will hear us.....we're that good..."

Another reason.... the fact that they glow like Ziggy Stardust when the sunlight hits them. That shouldn't happen. The sun should turn them into a gooey mess...

So you're saying that you're just fine with the fact that they DON'T EVEN HAVE FANGS!?!?!?!?

[Spreekemp]

Trash it all you want, the pitcher is on to something.

I've always said Felix Hernandez needs to adopt a more "rollerskating Goldmember" pitching motion if he's going to realize his full potential.

[hugman]

I can only imagine how tedious reading this scene would be.

[Reeleyes]

Wow. That clip made Dark Shadows look sophisticated.

Dark Shadows WAS sophisticated.  So was Beauty and the Beast, the one with Hellboy in the sewers.

Wait, wasn't Hellboy a continuation of that Beauty and the Beast show?

[iAmBaronVonTito]

That's one of the MANY reasons I just can't jump on the Twilight boat.... baseball playing vampires... "we gotta wait until it thunders so no one will hear us.....we're that good..."

Another reason.... the fact that they glow like Ziggy Stardust when the sunlight hits them. That shouldn't happen. The sun should turn them into a gooey mess...

So you're saying that you're just fine with the fact that they DON'T EVEN HAVE FANGS!?!?!?!?

both of these posts made me crack up hysterically at work.  it's funny 'cause it's true!!!!!!!!