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Good Riddance to Dave from Knoxville's Gall Bladder
« on: January 05, 2010, 12:37:37 PM »
Dave, you are a favorite caller of mine and I wish you the speediest of recoveries from your surgery.
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Re: Good Riddance to Dave from Knoxville's Gall Bladder
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2010, 12:43:23 PM »
Seconded, Dave. Feel better and, if it's as cold down there as it is here, stay warm!
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Re: Good Riddance to Dave from Knoxville's Gall Bladder
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2010, 01:20:54 PM »
All the best DfK!
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Re: Good Riddance to Dave from Knoxville's Gall Bladder
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2010, 01:21:40 PM »
I love you, David. Get better soon, sweetie.

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Re: Good Riddance to Dave from Knoxville's Gall Bladder
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2010, 01:57:24 PM »
Get well soon!
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Re: Good Riddance to Dave from Knoxville's Gall Bladder
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2010, 02:04:21 PM »
Galling!
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Re: Good Riddance to Dave from Knoxville's Gall Bladder
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2010, 04:06:49 PM »
Bladdering!

Wasn't there a film style called Bladderpunk?

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Re: Good Riddance to Dave from Knoxville's Gall Bladder
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2010, 04:10:30 PM »
One nice thing about losing your gall bladder is that you won't have to give up the Karo syrup because of it.  Of course, Karo is usually combined with fats and stuff, so unless you like chugging it straight from the bottle, this might be small comfort.

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Re: Good Riddance to Dave from Knoxville's Gall Bladder
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2010, 04:11:51 PM »
One nice thing about losing your gall bladder is that you won't have to give up the Karo syrup because of it.  Of course, Karo is usually combined with fats and stuff, so unless you like chugging it straight from the bottle, this might be small comfort.

Unless?

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Re: Good Riddance to Dave from Knoxville's Gall Bladder
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2010, 04:22:03 PM »
Dave got kicked out of Knoxville by the town's gall bladder?

Good luck Dave, I wish you a speedy recovery, you don't need that gall bladder causing trouble for you anyway.

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Re: Good Riddance to Dave from Knoxville's Gall Bladder
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2010, 04:25:36 PM »
I didn't want to make assumptions, Dave.  Trying to show a little Yankee discretion.

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Re: Good Riddance to Dave from Knoxville's Gall Bladder
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2010, 04:28:06 PM »
We are constantly at war with our organs, Dave.  Never forget this.  Congratulations on your victory.  God bless you.
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Re: Good Riddance to Dave from Knoxville's Gall Bladder
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2010, 04:52:25 PM »
from the land of pleasant living

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Re: Good Riddance to Dave from Knoxville's Gall Bladder
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2010, 09:18:30 PM »
Who is Dave and where is Knoxville?



At any rate I wish them both a speedy recovery.
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Re: Good Riddance to Dave from Knoxville's Gall Bladder
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2010, 01:22:31 AM »
Get on board, DFK.


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