Words/Terms I Learned From Filthy Laurie

[John Junk]

It's an education!  So much to learn!

O RLY owls (honestly, this is a nightmare: http://www.orlyowl.com/)
twinks
pegging
sounding
lolcats

Fun! (I knew that one already actually.)

[Laurie]

You're welcome. I have so much more to share.

PS: You forgot "titty attack," a South Florida turn of phrase that is synonymous with hissyfit. I learned it from my boss, and my co-workers were surprised I never heard it before. I'm not 100% sure on the etymology, but I suspect it has its origins in Hialeah.

[Emily]

chocolate starfish & lotus boob.

thanks Laurie!

[Rainer]

Did Jeffrey E. F. Friedl write it first, or did he (or the art directors) choose the animal in response to the phenom?  I think it was a slashdot geek who purchased this book:

http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/regex3/cover.html

Hand-coding geeks on this board know what I am talking about ...

[Laurie]

chocolate starfish & lotus boob.

thanks Laurie!

Let me reiterate that I used the term "chocolate starfish" in the "words I hate" thread. UGH! HATE IT!

[Grimlock]

Here's a few Laurisms you all forgot:

"Human caviar'
"Song of the Sea"
"Blowharp"
"Meat typhoon"
"Shrimp Party"
"Sunset Sliders"
"Mermaiding"
"Coral Tweets"
"Wave Action"
"Sea Snaking"
"Barnacle Billing"
"Poopdecking"

Why are so many naughty words so nautical? Nautical? Hahahahahaha.

[Laurie]

Let it show for the record that I have never used any of those terms. I'll freely admit, however, that I have used the term "shrimping" once or twice. And "mouth harp," but I swear that I was only talking about how much I hate bands that have harmonica players in them.

[Tyrannosaurus Rocks]

I want to spread a term I came up with while drunk one night. It is "Cock Oven" A cock oven is a rectum, and it has so many uses in insults. A favorite at the time of creation was realted to what a cock oven might do. "Bake A Dick" You can also insinuate coprophilia, by requesting the person "Eat A Loaf".

Jizm Magnate was also a happy discovery.

Also: Harmonicas are cool. What are you talking about, Laurie?

[Richard_From_CHI]

As I *still* don't know the meaning of many of those, I'd encourage a Laurie Dictionary thread with definitions.

Sheesh and I thought I knew all of the dirty words/concepts/phrases

[Laurie]

I'm pretty sure most of the ones Grimlock contributed are made up. The only one I'm familiar with is "human caviar," and that one is pretty obvious.

[Grimlock]

I'm pretty sure most of the ones Grimlock contributed are made up. The only one I'm familiar with is "human caviar," and that one is pretty obvious.

How dare you!

They are all as real as a merman's posable sea bosoms (as we all know, the only reason that mermen were able to yield tools and build Atlantis.)

[Jason]

As I *still* don't know the meaning of many of those, I'd encourage a Laurie Dictionary thread with definitions.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Rogers-Profanisaurus-Viz/dp/0752215078